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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
so whats the big hub bub about people saying johnny depp is acting like michael jackson in the movie? anyone else heard that? i dont see it. he doesnt seem to help kids out. just lets them go on wiht there stupid motives. anyone think its just coincidence or they really did it to make fun of michael? oh the other thing its an old movie so i think its just luck.
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I think its dumb that they didnt even make it about micheal. I mean its an old movie, they didnt make fun of him at all. what gay asses.
^nice first post there.
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^ why do you give a shit about his first post, dont be a dick, dick.
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did you know that Jeffery Duhmer worked at a Chocolate Factory?
the movie was great. depp i insane
he does act like michael jackson. ok take the scene when he puts the chocolate bar in the tv. the whole room is white, and the oompas are in shiny white suits. just like that michael jackson video when he plays racketball in a spaceship with his sister. its called scream. and yeah, the movie is also about drug addiction and society as a fucked up whole.
^youre a moron. that story was written long before Micheal Jackson was known at all. and unless Tim Burton and Johnny Depp have something against Micheal Jackson personally i highly doubt that they would alter the entire story to make fun of Micheal.
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his dandy's clothes, his unnaturally pale face, his makeup and lipstick, his hat, his manner are all MJ style
it was originally based on a book. in the book all of the children die. the original movie is way better than the remake.
i wanna see it soo bad
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1. it is not a remake as much as it is just another reinterpretation of the text. and in pirates of the carribean depp acted like keith richards
i actually was very dissapointed in the movie and at times, felt like walking out. i shouldnt force you to see or not see the movie because i didnt like big fish or other tim burton movies. edward scizzorhands was amazing and i own it, so i still hold out hope for corpse bride.
the movie was alot different than the original. this version reminded me of all the 70's trippy parts from movies. i dont know if you know what i mean. like in the original when they take that boat ride. its liek watching that over and over. its just distrubing. the oompa loompa songs and mannerisms are just disturbing. its just soooo out there. and then there is this whole thing with willy wonkas backstory. willy isnt really a likable character. hes just so offbeat. it would be more worth your money to go rent something like waynes world. i found myself not liking the movie at all by the end. waste of money. i wasnt entertained.
back to the original
Just because you're pale and have lipstick does not make you an M. Jackson impersonator.
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people remember who directed ths movie Tim Burton. The elements you think are MJ esque, not so much look at other tim burton movies especially ones with him and johnny depp.
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i saw it last night it was incredable
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yes but the way he talks about the children and such. i dont think there is a way to prove it or not besides asking johnny depp himself, but like i said before, depp said that he acted like keith richards in pirates of the caribbean so it's not that far off.
I thought Mr.Wonka was copying me friend Jack.
last I heard, the harvey hopped on board of a caravan that was trekking through the egyptian sands. Only bringing with him a spork, cottage cheese, and his pet mongoose, he set off into throught the saharas. They say every once in a full moon, if you're quiet enough, that you can hear his prebuscent chuckle whistling in the winds.-GhostDragon
is it fucked up? like should i smoke before i go or something?
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very trippy movie, but i prefer the first one.
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yes. some of the oompa loompa songs are like being high already though. waste of weed.
back to the original
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taylor go watch it and if u dont hatre it i will buy u a F18 fighter
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i loved it. it was hilarious i thought, and at times, i didn feel like he was michael jackson. haha, like Depps opening shot, where he goes "Isn't it just marvelous." talking about the little puppet things that catch on fire. and how he always looks at the TV kid, ands says "MUMBLER!" and then the intense squirrel close up shots.... golden.
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i haven't seen it yet but i think it's funny in the preview when the Augustis kid is like "I love you chocolate" and he has it all over his face
yeah man that augustus gloop kid pisses me off.
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