Ya I know theres some weird people at Target, but this was definitely the total weirdness. Some arabic guy was giggling to some person on his cell phone really loudly, pushing a cart entirely full of soda, like over 300 cans. He also had white stuff around the left side of his lip and bloodshot eyes, so I was like dam girl some one has been hittin the crack pot beeetch.
It was intense.
'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'
Thisangelicrage: "i would do jon olson"