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Cure for Insomnia!

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skierman_number1
Posts: 627 - Karma: 10
Masturbation! Goodnight...

Jul 17 2005 1:11AM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
its a good little trick... i use it all the time

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NS SKATEBOARDERS

Jul 17 2005 1:24AM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
getting drunk works even better- you'll go right to sleep. Even if you're lying on someone else's floor.

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WIND BLOWING HARD
KOMPRESSOR GREEN CARD
OUT OF HAND AND INTO FRONT YARD
PICK UP FROM LAWN
CONCLUSION FOREGONE
KEEP WALLET IN POCKET IF WIND IS STRONG
Jul 17 2005 3:13AM
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(Jonesy)
Posts: 2594 - Karma: 20
get drunk or stoned!!!!

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later." R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
Jul 17 2005 3:35AM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
3 ambien later i am sitting here at 5 am listening to birds.... i give up




-Lauren

THE LAB.
Jul 17 2005 3:39AM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6648 - Karma: 1,636
don't do drugs,

it's 8am in bc,


don't do drugs,

live by the N.E.R.D
Jul 17 2005 9:27AM
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sKILOve07
Posts: 3482 - Karma: 9
try to excercise or something, it sometimes works...

Jul 17 2005 9:30AM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,033
well in a way masterbation is excercise

Jul 17 2005 11:15AM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
^too bad it doesnt make your cock bigger.

Jul 17 2005 11:20AM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,033
no but a string and 5lbs can.

Jul 17 2005 11:23AM
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Deezl
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I always take some 5-htp. It's available at health food stores.


...then I whack it just for reassurance.

Jul 17 2005 11:23AM
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bibs_skibum
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 449
counting sheep is bullshit
jerkin it is waaay more effective


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Just shut up and ski.
Jul 17 2005 3:21PM
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bibs_skibum
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 449
....or is it affective?


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Just shut up and ski.
Jul 17 2005 3:21PM
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cannonlover69
Posts: 299 - Karma: 3
beat the meat!!!

Jul 17 2005 3:23PM
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USA
Posts: 2201 - Karma: 11
smoking will also make you pass out


" she's exactly 4 years younger than me. I am waiting for her to turn 19, then it's game for me."-Melvs on Emma Watson


also known as pussyfooter
Jul 17 2005 3:29PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
goldschlager.

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Phunkin Phatt Phreerider

"The worst is when it's towels and you get out of the shower
smelling squeaky clean and then dry off and you smell like a brick of cheese."
- Lanemeyers
Jul 17 2005 3:38PM
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*Fujative*
Posts: 8554 - Karma: 183
wtf is that the thing from eurotrip?


Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.
eat.breathe.sleep.ski
Jul 17 2005 3:43PM
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soup
Posts: 6320 - Karma: 4,261
^no. no it is not. but nice try. goldshlager is pretty much the greatest drink known to man kind

Campbell

"drive to atlanta. kill atlantaski. come back home. sleep for 2 days with the biggest smile on my face." - Lord_Piot
Jul 17 2005 4:19PM
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