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Pro Hos With STDs - The Official Thread

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Lilhorsey
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In the best interest of keeping our population of pro athletes as clean and healthy as possible, I think its important to start an official database of all known and established Pro Hos and their STDs.

This is a serious matter.

Someone start us off here...

Jul 15 2005 10:44PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
^I did.

Jul 16 2005 4:06PM
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J.D.
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... Except I forgot to post a link, and now I lost it. Fuck it.

Jul 16 2005 4:06PM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
ok then new definition of pro ho means counting pros, ams, & coaches. :)

Jul 16 2005 4:27PM
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SteveStepp
Posts: 9529 - Karma: 20,646
skibrdingbitch
*cough* TJ Schiller *cough*

Yea. I said it.
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Jul 16 2005 4:30PM
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westcoaststyle
Posts: 4057 - Karma: 31
whos the girl nick mercon and brad holmes tag teamed in whistler last summer? jessica or angelica? something that ends in 'ica'

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Jul 16 2005 4:53PM
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skogenchick
Posts: 1386 - Karma: -3
^ was brad holmes even in whistler last summer?

'SKIING IS FOR LITTLE FAT KIDS.' --RIDE snowboards
Jul 16 2005 4:57PM
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hucksplat
Posts: 966 - Karma: 1,124
my real question is when do you draw the distinction between pro hoes and gold diggers? for obvious reasons, the two are related topics; in both circumstance the woman (and not even always promiscuous, just attracted to particular traits) is attracted to the man because of money/fame/power. i think the difference is that a pro ho bangs the guy so she can brag about it to her friends and feel special, while the gold digger puts out only as long as she gets cashed out.

another question is if the girl is still a pro ho if she doesn't put out. she may display the pro ho-ish qualities of being attracted to certain individuals because of their status and of what her association which said individuals may do for her own status. but is she a ho if she does not hook up any of that sweet poon tang? can a freeze still be a pro ho? what if she only lets them make it to second base? what if she is just way badass and uses the pros to score free ski gear and lift tickets before dumping the chump (i would have huge respect for such a girl)? what if she is just playing hard to get to avoid the pro ho label? this is obviously a multi-faceted question that requires specific examples for analysis, case-by-case conclusions.

Jul 16 2005 5:18PM
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skogenchick
Posts: 1386 - Karma: -3
ive been called a pro hoe many times, and it sucks. i dont consider myself a pro hoe at all. i have hooked up w/ one pro, who i happened to really like, it didnt matter that he was a pro, i had a good time w/ him. then this summer i went to coc for a while and all the pro's knew me because of the previous summer. i dont think it really matters if a girl chooses to date pros or even who she dates. so why does this keep happening. like why is it such a big deal? so what?!

'SKIING IS FOR LITTLE FAT KIDS.' --RIDE snowboards
Jul 16 2005 5:27PM
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hucksplat
Posts: 966 - Karma: 1,124
the difference between pro hos and regular girls that that pro hos think of the person as a pro first, not dude first

males can be pro hos too. we all know those dick sucking faggots who are fugly yes-men.

male and female pro hos alike, you know who you are. if you are in denial, the fact that you are in denial should be an indication.



Jul 16 2005 5:47PM
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wuestinator
Posts: 2394 - Karma: 15
can someone say PWNED?



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Jul 16 2005 5:48PM
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thomas_skier
Posts: 231 - Karma: 10
i would if you tell me how to pronounce it

Jul 16 2005 6:05PM
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levistewart
Posts: 3360 - Karma: 111
so i heard a certain *aba hoked up with a certain ***** *est does that make her a pro ho hahah im just joking hahahahahahaahahahahaa

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oh herow nick mercon so switch 9 beat switch 10 does it nick how you like sharks and ur buddy hans brick

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Jul 16 2005 6:23PM
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levistewart
Posts: 3360 - Karma: 111
dude you have to live in co and talked with hartman to know gonasephaherpalies or maybe thats a common word

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oh herow nick mercon so switch 9 beat switch 10 does it nick how you like sharks and ur buddy hans brick

when the river runs red take the dirt road-turpin
Jul 16 2005 6:28PM
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skogenchick
Posts: 1386 - Karma: -3
well i guess im not a pro hoe then cause i didnt know he was a pro untill all these kids started being like omg ur w/ so and so! my coach hooked us up

'SKIING IS FOR LITTLE FAT KIDS.' --RIDE snowboards
Jul 16 2005 6:33PM
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SeanB
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thank you hucksplat that was very insightful, now I have something to ponder when work is slow and I'm just standing around doing nothing.

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Jul 16 2005 6:35PM
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theBOSS.
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Jul 16 2005 7:04PM
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404404
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i cant see either of there hands in the picture.

Jul 16 2005 7:05PM
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levistewart
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hahah look at his eyes hes all like uhh yeah thats the spot oh faster and he has on the diper hat

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oh herow nick mercon so switch 9 beat switch 10 does it nick how you like sharks and ur buddy hans brick

when the river runs red take the dirt road-turpin
Jul 16 2005 7:13PM
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wuestinator
Posts: 2394 - Karma: 15
nice gums



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Jul 16 2005 7:29PM
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dandoy
Posts: 5522 - Karma: 13
i think its amazing how lilhorsey created this thread WITH THE BEST OF INTERESTS FOR THE PROS.

He had absolutely no intention what so ever to suck up to any pros who might come on this site, and therefore, lilhorsey is NOT a pro hoe.




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Jul 16 2005 7:40PM
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-AR_Seven-
Posts: 553 - Karma: 10
Funniest thread ever:
https://newschoolers.com/NS2/Forums/ReadThread.php?cat_id=22&thread_id=132858

Jul 16 2005 7:58PM
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r5tommy
Posts: 3608 - Karma: 89
^ haha wow that thread's a keeper

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Jul 16 2005 8:40PM
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$westside$
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muahahah

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Jul 16 2005 9:21PM
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Dakoulas
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OH NO HE FUCKINNNNG DIDDDNNNTTT!!!!!


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Jul 16 2005 9:55PM
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STAUSS
Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
this is a very very very good thread i like it a lot, especially the collieflower dick and the pic of tanner pimping

welcome to the den of filth....


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Jul 16 2005 10:13PM
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STAUSS
Posts: 8232 - Karma: 3,311
this is a very very very good thread i like it a lot, especially the collieflower dick and the pic of tanner pimping... pointless, but good

welcome to the den of filth....


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Jul 16 2005 10:13PM
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DangerGirl
Posts: 29 - Karma: 10
free anon goggles?

i think that qualifies...

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Jul 16 2005 10:41PM
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michaelclarke
Posts: 1382 - Karma: 638
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

YES

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Jul 16 2005 11:16PM
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SNOWMAN17
Posts: 1797 - Karma: 54
skiinjected

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Jul 16 2005 11:46PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
hhaaha oh man thats funny fool



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Jul 17 2005 12:20AM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
dont rag on her, shes cool. be prepared to get fucked with H-core

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Jul 17 2005 12:58AM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
hahhaah

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Jul 17 2005 1:01AM
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Mikael420
Posts: 635 - Karma: 10
gonoherposyphilaids and Canague (the cancer plague) are both medical terms

as is colleflower hot beef injection,

best regards fuckers
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Jul 17 2005 10:39AM
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skogenchick
Posts: 1386 - Karma: -3
what post was removed?

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Jul 17 2005 11:05AM
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skibrdingbitch
Posts: 3990 - Karma: 20
ha thats fucked up, my post saying something about amanda was removed hmm maybe a lil ironic.


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'this kids a total tool.... the only reason he gets to 'ski, skate and blaze cron with josh and tj' are bc they make him suck their cocks for companionship on the slopes..'
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Jul 17 2005 12:10PM
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delete2
Posts: 1443 - Karma: 13
^If you look in her profile you will see that she is rocking anon's. Not just regualr ones shes got the pink leather. You must have been extra special to tj for those.

Jul 17 2005 1:13PM
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skibrdingbitch
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the pink pair of leather figments i have i bought with my own money from josh bryant at jibij, but good call


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'this kids a total tool.... the only reason he gets to 'ski, skate and blaze cron with josh and tj' are bc they make him suck their cocks for companionship on the slopes..'
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Jul 17 2005 1:16PM
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-AR_Seven-
Posts: 553 - Karma: 10
My post saying I WASN'T Amanda got taken out too... Hmmm... maybe I AM Amanda and I just don't know it. This is a mystery.

Jul 17 2005 1:59PM
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404404
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mods can be fuckers

Jul 17 2005 2:04PM
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SteezePatrol
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hahahahaha....LIKE WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU, I DON'T GET PISSED OFF AT ALL, IM A REALLY COOL PERSON, UNDERNEATH ALL THE STD'S...I SWEAR!!!!

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Jul 17 2005 2:30PM
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VTskier3
Posts: 542 - Karma: 13
all i'm gonna say is..if any of you boys had a shot with sarah burke or ashley or whoever...you know you wouldn't turn it down...so chill out and don't worry so much about what other people do.



'Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.'


Men are like Parking Spots.....
The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are
either handicapped or extremely small
Jul 17 2005 2:37PM
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404404
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that kinda goes with out saying

Jul 17 2005 2:51PM
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mthoodmeadowsgirl
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I don't know Angelica at all but I feel I need to speak up on her behalf or on behalf of all the girls on ns. Guys on here are always putting all the girls on ns down in some way or another either by your comments someone is a pro hoe, there ugly or the phrase I'd tap that. I'd bet 90% of you have no clue what your talking about and even if you do "SO WHAT" no one deserves to be persecuted this harsh. And VTskier3's comment is right on, so you all need to shut it.


~Nicole

'Treat people as if they were
what they ought to be and you
help them to become what they
are capable of being.'
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Jul 17 2005 2:54PM
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VTskier3
Posts: 542 - Karma: 13
weeee! you tell em Nicooooole! :)



'Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.'


Men are like Parking Spots.....
The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are
either handicapped or extremely small
Jul 17 2005 2:59PM
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-AR_Seven-
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"Guys on here are always putting all the girls on ns down in some way or another either by your comments someone is a pro hoe, there ugly or the phrase I'd tap that."

"I'd tap that" is actually meant to be a compliment in 14-year-old-ese, or so I'm led to believe. Anyway, it's more of a making fun of the Pro ho sisters than making fun of girls... it's pretty much become an NS tradition, not unlike Stef being obscene or people hating on Atlantaski. On some level, I think they just love the attention.

Jul 17 2005 3:02PM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
says the girl who labels her "sponsor" as pep fujas

Jul 17 2005 3:02PM
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VTskier3
Posts: 542 - Karma: 13
in pep's profile he has nicole as one of his sponsors..it's a joke. simmer down now :)



'Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.'


Men are like Parking Spots.....
The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are
either handicapped or extremely small
Jul 17 2005 3:07PM
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-AR_Seven-
Posts: 553 - Karma: 10
The fact that you keep yourself apprised of the contents of pros' profiles on this site is a bit disturbing... this thread is turning into a sewing circle.

Jul 17 2005 3:12PM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
lets bring atlantaski back

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Jul 17 2005 3:12PM
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mthoodmeadowsgirl
Posts: 140 - Karma: 23
_AR_Six_ come on, Karrie and I are great friends so lay off, her and pep talk so yeah she's gonna see what's on his profile. Be nice.


~Nicole

'Treat people as if they were
what they ought to be and you
help them to become what they
are capable of being.'
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Jul 17 2005 3:20PM
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