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TheStamos
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I just poked myself in the eye, yeah thats right it hurts so much its threadworthy.

"you only live once, Just Fucking go for it!!"
Jul 14 2005 10:13PM
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Gnarshred
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haha, the other day i was joking with my friend about flicking myself in the eye, and then 5 minutes later i didn it.

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Jul 14 2005 10:16PM
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sneather
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cool i poked my cousin in the eye once on purpose

Jul 14 2005 10:30PM
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garrett.
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did u do it with a pen?

cant tell me shit about the tricks of this trade switch blade with a little switch to switch the switch blade switch from a 6 to 16 inch blade shits like a samarui sword a sensay

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Jul 14 2005 10:33PM
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Matty.
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I got shot with a nerf gun in the eye when I was in like grade 3...thanks to -Julian-! He didn't even apologize and I was on the ground crying.

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Jul 14 2005 10:47PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
30 minute update ! It Still fucking hurts, i went to run my fingers through my hair and straight up Poked that shit out.

"you only live once, Just Fucking go for it!!"
Jul 14 2005 11:05PM
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Crow
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i poked my eye with a pair of hedge clippers once when i was walking inside of a hedge when i was like 7, that hurt







Jul 14 2005 11:07PM
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Forum*
Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
I wonder if it would hurt, if you got jabbed in the eye by somones erection?

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Brent likes to do his women like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
Jul 14 2005 11:07PM
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jib-unit00
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^don't try it..it sucks

yea, it might be because he has asian in him, but tanaka is more funny than that andy faggot. i'd probably watch the chinese tanaka show.
- bitchassphatz comenting on the andy milankis show

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Jul 14 2005 11:08PM
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Forum*
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haha I got an anwser.

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Brent likes to do his women like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
Jul 14 2005 11:11PM
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bermbuster49
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whaaaat, dude thats gross.

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Jul 14 2005 11:36PM
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Doghouse
Posts: 1473 - Karma: 21
you shouldnt have done that
he's just a boy




'Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain't it, and you know it was like amazing.'-Ali G



Jul 14 2005 11:40PM
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Apple
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I cut my eye open with an elastic with I was in grade three. Elastics are fucking dangerous. Espicaly when used as strings on a home made guitar.

It happend while i was watchin a movie. my eye was fine for a while. I went to sleep. My parents woke me up 45 mintues later because i was screaming and crying in agony. I wish they hadnt, because then I became concious of the pain i was in. Then i went to the hospital. They put this cool eye drop in my eye that was like blacklight stuff. It light up where the cut was. I didnt see it, but my mom nearly threw up when she looked. I had a patch on my eye for 3 weeks. My cornea didnt deal properly either... It healed as an ovol instead of a circle. But it didnt hurt my eyesight. I was retarded.

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Jul 15 2005 12:24AM
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562056961108
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ha i had surgury on my eyelid and it puffed my eye up to the size of a golfball and almost severed my cornea. wish i has some pics for u guys it was sweet

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Jul 15 2005 1:46AM
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skicali916
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haha this is great


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Jul 15 2005 1:49AM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
thats nothing i was eating a big mac and i bit the better part of my hand...and then my hand started bleading......yummy.....

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Jul 15 2005 8:22AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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when i was really little like 2 i would run into the bathroom and every day fro liek a week i would trip before the toilet and smack my face...then one day i hit it really hard and stopped


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Jul 15 2005 8:28AM
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bighit
Posts: 1178 - Karma: 33
the other day when i was in the shower i got soap in my eye..it wasnt just a little bit...i was shaking the shampoo casue there wasnt much lefft and flop! about a dime sized glob went straight into my eye...hurt so fucking bad and it took at least twenty minutes to wash out...i also had mad blurry vision for like twoo hours after




i like skiing






Jul 15 2005 8:43AM
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Norred
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like 6 or 7 months ago a car battery poped sulfuric acid into both of my eyes and was probobly the most painful thing I've experienced. Luckily my friend knew what to do and my vision was normal again in about a week.

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Jul 15 2005 8:45AM
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Leckett
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my brother threw a sparkler at my eye like 10 years ago. luckily i can still see

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Jul 15 2005 8:54AM
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ktlu
Posts: 2491 - Karma: 25
get a hair cut. then you wouldnt have to deal with these problems.

Just Fucking Ski
Jul 15 2005 9:21AM
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TheStamos
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I did unfortunatly, i liked my hair now its ll gone.............

"you only live once, Just Fucking go for it!!"
Jul 15 2005 12:58PM
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*Fujative*
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lol never done it


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Jul 15 2005 12:59PM
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rippinbumpskier
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ask my whore ex gf if it hurts to get poked in the eye with an erection

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Jul 15 2005 1:01PM
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sneather
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you poked your gf in the eye with your erection?

HAHA

Jul 15 2005 1:07PM
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USA
Posts: 2201 - Karma: 11
you no you're a dumbass when u have frys or somthing in your hand and u end up almost biting of your finger trying to eat frys


" she's exactly 4 years younger than me. I am waiting for her to turn 19, then it's game for me."-Melvs on Emma Watson


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Jul 15 2005 1:27PM
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hucker22
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its all funny till someone prematurly ejactulates into your eye

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Jul 15 2005 1:28PM
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skibrdingbitch
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these 2 guys i know where playing in the woods as kids and one of them got his eye poked out by a stick or soemthing, so now he has a glass eye, its fucked up


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'this kids a total tool.... the only reason he gets to 'ski, skate and blaze cron with josh and tj' are bc they make him suck their cocks for companionship on the slopes..'
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Jul 15 2005 2:13PM
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marsland
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i got hit by a bike's pedal right next to the eye when i was like six, i had to go to the hospital and get stitches, and now i have a scar that will never go away right next to my eye

Jul 15 2005 2:29PM
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ATLskier
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my friend poked me in the eye in 4th grade social studies class. He was holding a pencil straightout to me(like sometimes when something is pointed directly straight to you, tyou can't see it). well he said something, and i didn't hear him, so I leaned in closer and he poked me with the eraser. It hurt so bad. I remember my fat teacher yelling at me cause I was disrupted the class.

this past school year, some kids were playing wall ball(long-boring lunch period), and the ball went underneath a tree, so this guy goes to go get it. He bends down to get the ball, but doesn't see a tree limb. It goes straight into his eye. He starts yelling and puking everywhere. He went into shock and went to the hospital. He had a 30% chance of seeing in that eye again. I don't know what happened after that.

i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

-Melvs
Jul 15 2005 4:21PM
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E-ZRider
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haha nice

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Jul 15 2005 6:34PM
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sacchettiadam
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I'v punched myself in the nose once. It hurt like a son of a bitch.

you broke the rules, now im gonna pull out all your pubic hairs.
Jul 15 2005 10:54PM
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MissMontana
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i was playing on one of those huge, hard plastic swings for little kids in 7th grade at a baseball game and i fell off and the swing came back down and hit me in the eye. so i had to get stitches in my eyelid cause it gashed through to the browbone or something. so i had a scar for a long ass time then all the sudden it just FELL OFF! like, it literally fell off. now i have no scar or anything, its weird!

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Jul 16 2005 12:03AM
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SteezePatrol
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Once I had one of those metal grip thingys that you squeeze and contract...I was squeezing it in my hoodie before a game, and then I let go and it NAILED ME IN THE KNOB. And there were people around me that I was being introduced to, So I couldn't just ly down and cry


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Gross! that's my mom! - JKlops in response to a pic of a girl with a BJ tongue

If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze
Jul 16 2005 12:37AM
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Forum*
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Ever sat on your balls while sitting down too fast? I almost pasted out in pain.

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Brent likes to do his women like his boots, rear-entry. eh Chauncy
Jul 16 2005 12:42AM
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SteezePatrol
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once I got so damn pumped in math class that I jumped up, screamed, slapped some nerdy asain, and ran around on the desks, double gainered' off of some kids dome, slammed my test down, and cock slapped my teacher

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Sheldon

Gross! that's my mom! - JKlops in response to a pic of a girl with a BJ tongue

If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze
Jul 16 2005 12:51AM
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Deafboy
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aHAHAHAHAHAHAHA





I Heart Skateboarding
Jul 16 2005 12:56AM
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Jaskittin
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I work at a private golf course. There was a big tournement there this weekend, and there was one of the tall garbage cans, and I tried to do a 180 over it, and I pulled my feet up too late and landed in the son of a bitch. The garbage can and I went flying, and garbage spilled all over. Not to mention this was right outside the proshop, and everyone could see.




I hate it because it looks like it should be called the Prison Shower.
-jibbajabba2

maybe atlantaski wants michael innocent cuz he was molested by him 4 years ago when his dad sent him to neverland ranch for a day and now he wants michael free so he can penetrate one more time-Lateralis

Jul 16 2005 1:04AM
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USA
Posts: 2201 - Karma: 11
^hahah that story is funny every time i hear it


" she's exactly 4 years younger than me. I am waiting for her to turn 19, then it's game for me."-Melvs on Emma Watson


also known as pussyfooter
Jul 16 2005 1:06AM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
ive done that more than enough times....

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Jul 16 2005 8:13AM
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