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The local gas prices

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The local gas prices have made Bigfoot angry and confused, so he decided to go into exile, in the uncharted Alaskan backcountry. However, some tourists saw him and filmed him, and posted it on the internet. Anyone who has known bigfoot for as long as I have knows how much he hates publicity. It's like fuckin kryptonite to him. But I feel you must see this and see how much he is suffering in the cold cold snow all because of greedy gas corperations. I hope you're happy.

http://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/media/displayimage.php?album=6&pos=2

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
Jul 7 2005 9:37PM
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FUCK don't you people have any sorrow!?!

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
Jul 7 2005 9:59PM
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fuck bigfoot, i hate that guy

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Jul 7 2005 9:59PM
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FUCK THE BOAT

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
Jul 7 2005 10:05PM
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Oh my god that's horrible, the gas companies should lower their godamn prices!

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Jul 7 2005 10:30PM
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Yeah I know it is the saddest thing I've ever seen since Greg the Bunny got cancled.

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
Jul 7 2005 10:44PM
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tanaka i fucking hate you


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Jul 7 2005 11:11PM
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I don't know if anything can be sadder than when Greg the Bunny got canceled.

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Jul 8 2005 11:20AM
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hey landis....in eagle river the gas prices are like 5-10 cents cheaper bitch........move out here





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Jul 8 2005 1:17PM
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Shadows
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what the hell does tanaka have to do with skiing?

they make weed wackers and lawn equipment

Jul 8 2005 1:22PM
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Garret I'll bet you didn't even watch the video

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
Jul 8 2005 1:23PM
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