..i´d like to die fast without suffering. car crash or something. or maybe just falling asleep and never wake up again!...maybe egoistic, but i´d like to die before my parents, brother and friends do. couldn´t get along with if someone of them is dead.
ummm i dont want to die slowly thats for sure...no pain either. no drowning, burning, suffocating, being stabbed none of those...maybe being shot in the head by some guy that dont like me or falling of a massive clifff
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I want to find the fountain of youth and just never die.
if your floating down a fiver in a cement canoe, and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?
NONE! ice cream doesnt have bones.....
no you wouldnt anytime someone tries somethin amazing and make it they are heroes and celebrated but if they do the same thing and fail their considered a dumbass loser kids and are put on those REal TV type shows for all those stoner kids to laugh at.
personally I want to skydive and just not pull my chute
Everybody Knows that Christians dont beleive in Gravity
Freak accident while skiing a cliff I have hit many times before. Just something goes wrong, out of the blue, and thats it.
Like a virgin on promnight!
please pardon the cacography
hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
if you knew you were gonna die, you defintaly wouldnt be having fun, youd be in denial, and be freaking out.
but anyway, i wanna die when im doing something that REALLY sucks. like, i i just crashed my parents new car after stealling it, (never done), getting pulled over with a shit load off illegal stuff in the car, and knowing your fucked, ect.
i looked on google but all i could find was 3D Animation porn-sxmarty6
true story: a dad (71 years old) and his family go on a ski trip in the Alps. the family has been skiing and going on ski trips since the son and his sister and brothers were born. so, after a week of perfectly beautiful sun shine and powder skiing, the family takes the tram up for the last run of the trip. at the top, there is a fancy resturant where the grandfather buys a bottle of wine for dinner later that night. his grandchildren and children head down to their on-mountain house they rented. the family gets all of their gear off then heads to the deck, where they sit down and wait for the grandfather. when the grandfather was a few hundred yards away from the house, he opened the bottle of wine, took a sip, took one more turn then fell back in the powder dead with a smile on his face. it was written up in a newspaper that i read...couldnt think of a better way i'd wanna die
my music is church music....the stage is my chapel...and, well,i guess im my religion."~Jimi Hendrix
in a knife fight where i am only stabbed once but not a bad stab, and i get the guy good, then afterwards a cop fight because i killed that one dude, and in the cop fight i punch the cop in the face laying him into a coma, his buddie cops come, take me, and ikill one but the other was too strong and he drags me behind his batmobile, wear i go all out slashing tires of the cars i go by resulting in a 50 car pile up until a semi truck comes, and i am ran over
I wanna go out like Tony Montana. With a huge semi-automatic rifle in my grips.
A LESSON FROM A HARDCORE SMOKER:
if your really hardcore you can just smoke out of your hands. make a loose fist but keep your fingers together and pack the entire empty space in the middle with herb. then open up your pinky finger enough so that the herb doesnt fall out but you can light it. then just breath in from the top hole and ull get mad respect -eastar5
it'll start with me and 50 ninjas. all i have is a machete and and extension cord. they all come after me and i swing my cord around, wrap up 3 ninjas at once and cut them in half horizontally with my machete. ill use the half bodies on my cord and hit the other dude off the cliff that were fighting on. theyy let go and there will be three ninjas left. i wrap my cord around another guy, fling him bck towards me, cut his head off while hes in mid air, and he'll continue t ofly backwards and his head will knock the ninja behind me off. then, there is me and one ninja left. i take the machete and go at him full-on. he does a misty over me and slashes my back, it hurts like hell, but i get up and we keep fighting. he throws ninja stars and i them with my sword. one ninja that is attempting to climb the cliff to the top again peeks over the top and the star goes right in his forehead and he falls back down. then we keep fighting and hes up in a tree, i do a huge backflip over the branch, grab the ninja in mid air and we both fall off the cliff, we're fighting in mid air as we fall. he grabs me in a choke hold and says "we die together, we die with honor" and i say "not today bitch, you only booked a one ticket ride" he aquires a confused expression and i drive my machete into his stomach. and pull out. i get over him and use his lifeless body t ojump my self upward to lessen the falling speed. right as i land, the ninja explodes and blood goes flying everywhere. im in a squatting position and go "mission complete" as i raise my hand in victory.
70 years later i die in an old folks home
Take me to your special place
Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it