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Ahmets_Brother
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alright so monday i got bit by my stupid evil dog and i currently have liek no function in my right arm and its infected and i have stitches...but i decide to go outside today and as soon as i walk out i get stung in the knee by a bumble bee....2 times. ouchies stupid bee.

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Jul 6 2005 6:06PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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atleast that fucker died after stinging me...not gonna let him get away with his crime even tho i think he wanted my starburst

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Jul 6 2005 6:08PM
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lorida
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that's pretty fucked up if you get attacked by your own dog.....

sounds like one of those dogs that kills a person and you'll fight in court to keep it alive

Jul 6 2005 6:16PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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fuck that i wanna shoot the fucker..ive hated that dog the whole time ive had it my dad loves it tho....after i got bit blood squirted out of my arm and i want to beat its face in with a baseball bat then shoot it...but my dad woudl cry

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Jul 6 2005 6:22PM
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ATLskier
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what kind of dog is it? that sucks. I hope your arm gets better. Why did he attack you?


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Jul 6 2005 6:25PM
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garrett.
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my dog only bitghts food





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Jul 6 2005 6:29PM
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frp1080
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my cousin's dog bit me in the back of the legs, it didn't bleed but i was like 7 years old so it was very freaky, the dog like hates me and my dad cause it always follows us around like it is gonna bite us

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Jul 6 2005 6:30PM
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jukebox_7
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yea what kind of dog is it?

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Jul 6 2005 6:55PM
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WIllW
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haha that dogs crazy

picture a yellow lab, crossed with a german shepherd, crossed with the wearwolf from harry potter III movie, ... its crazy.

its like 4 ft tall and could kill anybody if it wanted to, its got crazy yellow eyes and the breed is some kind of turkish shepherd dog i think

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Jul 6 2005 7:00PM
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yea anatolian sheperd

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Jul 6 2005 7:05PM
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icecreamsandwich
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sounds like some people should train their dogs better....and sounds like some parents should put their kids first instead of a dog that bites them.

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Jul 6 2005 7:07PM
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mark.p
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I hit a dog with my car the other day.... well.. actually it kind of hit me. It was ok though.

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Jul 6 2005 7:09PM
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mamapig
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mother nature is out to get revenge on you for all the little animals you have killed in your past.

Jul 6 2005 7:13PM
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i would shoot my dog if she did that to me and i love her to pieces

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Jul 6 2005 7:24PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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cant really train that dog..hes straight up crazy

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Jul 6 2005 7:28PM
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that sucks


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Jul 6 2005 9:57PM
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haha my old dog who was a cocker spaniel was really old and bitchy and bit nieghbor kids that we had over at our house

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Jul 6 2005 10:21PM
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it is belived that dogs can sense a good person and a bad person. are you a bad human?


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Jul 6 2005 10:49PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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my other dog loves me....the white dog is evil....black one loves me. i like blacky better

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Jul 6 2005 10:53PM
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If your black one loves you so much, why don't you send it to kill the white one?

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Jul 6 2005 11:03PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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the white ones bigger but its not blackys problem...white one is just a lil bitch that i should smash its teeth in wiht a bat

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Jul 6 2005 11:07PM
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you should run over the dog and then tell your dad someone else hit it with their car...

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Jul 7 2005 1:24AM
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haha mine too. The face on one of my dogs is shaped like the engine of a train, so we call her Choo Choo face.

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Jul 7 2005 3:33AM
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garrett.
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^haha





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Jul 7 2005 2:22PM
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^^POST A PIC. OF CHOO CHOO FACE!!!!!!!

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Jul 27 2005 9:38PM
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^yes you need to post a picture of cho cho face.

Jul 27 2005 10:24PM
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^^^^dooo itt

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Jul 27 2005 10:27PM
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hahaha that choo choo face thing is the tits

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Jul 27 2005 10:30PM
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i want to see choo choo face

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Aug 8 2005 10:18AM
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Luc.
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so you didnt even hit the dog back man??? i would of at least gave it a punch right on the tip of the nose...that would show the mut...

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Aug 8 2005 1:15PM
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Haha what a description!

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Aug 8 2005 1:27PM
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E-ZRider
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i would fuckin kill my dog if it did that to me but its to old to do anything anymore and its about to die anyways

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Aug 9 2005 5:33AM
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haha

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Aug 9 2005 8:29AM
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cmo
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haha im sorry but thats kindof funny, dude you got stiches and its infected by your own fucking dog, shit whoever said dogs are a mans best friend should really rethink that statement after this shit

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