dude i had a fucking artillery shell blow up right in my hand. shit is toasted. cheap fireworks, alcohal, and me just don't mix apparently. all in all, don't be drunk and playing with fireworks and have a freak accident where an artillery shell blows up way to quickly and doesn't shoot off the ground or anything.
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