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I blew up my hand.

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bitchassphatz
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dude i had a fucking artillery shell blow up right in my hand. shit is toasted. cheap fireworks, alcohal, and me just don't mix apparently. all in all, don't be drunk and playing with fireworks and have a freak accident where an artillery shell blows up way to quickly and doesn't shoot off the ground or anything.

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Jul 5 2005 4:53PM
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p-lin101
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whats the extent of the damage?

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Jul 5 2005 4:54PM
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srwinnsuco
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so do you have like a claw now or what?

Jul 5 2005 4:54PM
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4skizzle
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pics?








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Jul 5 2005 4:54PM
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j.bird
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This guy i know, had thse things that looked like artillery shells, but in fact were quivalent to tennis ball bombs, that way you could sneak them easier. Anyway someone thought it was an artillery shell, threw it into the tube, lit it, and fucking destroyed the dock on the lake. Boards flew everywhere it was nuts

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whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
Jul 5 2005 4:55PM
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TheStamos
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Hey , you can join my cool new club SWMF!!! Skiers with missing finger's!

"you only live once, Just Fucking go for it!!"
Jul 5 2005 4:58PM
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bitchassphatz
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http://www.purepowder.net/myhand.jpg

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Jul 5 2005 4:58PM
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bitchassphatz
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Jul 5 2005 4:59PM
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-=koLLac=-
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nasty man...






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Jul 5 2005 4:59PM
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j.bird
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HOLY FUCK THAT IS DISGUSTING

You shit got FUCKED UP....wow this is crazy

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
Jul 5 2005 5:00PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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wow that's pretty gruesome looking




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Jul 5 2005 5:01PM
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brennanmidwest
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thats pretty disgustin buddy


Jul 5 2005 5:01PM
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bitchassphatz
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yea dude it's gonna take forever to get my nervs back and shit, i dunno how im gonna hold a ski pole this next year

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Jul 5 2005 5:02PM
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TheStamos
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Although all your fingers are intact im still impressed and as founder of SWMF i do hearby accept you as an honary 10 fingered member!

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Jul 5 2005 5:02PM
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Ericpbp
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DESGUSTING. BUt i though it was like off or in pieces.

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Jul 5 2005 5:02PM
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levistewart
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thats tight 4th of july rocks

hatters wanna hate lovers wanna love i dont even want none of the above iwanna piss on u -Rkelly my boy


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Jul 5 2005 5:04PM
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snowsnowsnow
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yuk

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Jul 5 2005 5:06PM
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KingShit
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HOLY FUCK MERCER! What degree of burns?

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Jul 5 2005 5:06PM
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j.bird
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hahah honorary 10 finger member

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
Jul 5 2005 5:07PM
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frp1080
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nasty, man the sucks

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Jul 5 2005 5:08PM
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mk2
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how big was the shell/bomb/firework?

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Jul 5 2005 5:08PM
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hendrik.
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*shudder* im hopin you've gotten that shit wrapped, and have seen a doc..

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Jul 5 2005 5:09PM
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bitchassphatz
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my little mexican buddy burnt his hand too.....

ah that was too good. i would never blow my hand up, then how would i get laid?

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Jul 5 2005 5:10PM
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levistewart
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thats tight 4th of july rocks

hatters wanna hate lovers wanna love i dont even want none of the above iwanna piss on u -Rkelly my boy


me- ill drop kick ur mom in the fallopian tubes
him- headbutt
Jul 5 2005 5:11PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
so this was just bullshit, or is that really your hand?

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
Jul 5 2005 5:13PM
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bitchassphatz
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it was some bull shit.

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Jul 5 2005 5:16PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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sexy

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pshh whatev yo
Jul 5 2005 5:32PM
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j.bird
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well the pic you posted was nasty as fuck man. hahha oh well

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
Jul 5 2005 5:32PM
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$westside$
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thats gnna leave a mark...well at least u will be leading the one pole revolution

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Jul 5 2005 5:37PM
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freshpowder41
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haha so its just a big joke. but i shot myself in the hand a couple months ago with a bb gun and i had to get surgery to get it out. it was pretty crazy i just got the stiches out like a week ago


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Jul 5 2005 6:21PM
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hucker22
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that would suck if that was your hand

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Jul 5 2005 8:07PM
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1080ski
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 191
ya that pic was nasty. i dropped a firework through a lax stick (not mine) into my shoe and burt a big hole in my shoe, sock, and heel. it hurt so bad, but i have a big scar from it (even though it was 2 or 3 years ago).

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Jul 5 2005 8:10PM
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*rkp*
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holy shit!

Jul 5 2005 8:14PM
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jarossamdb7
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dont tie fuses of multipul fireworks together, one goes flying off and the other is left behind. use duct tape for such operations. sorry that was just my little side note. that sucks big time man. did it try to launch and then explode in your hand or what?

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Jul 5 2005 8:18PM
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jambone
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That's not that bad! My friend packed a CO2 cartridge wit gunpowder and had it go off in hist hand. He is missing the tops of all his finger. He also has metal and shit permenately lodged in his leg. If i can get a hold of it i'll post a picture of his hand when they first took him to the hospital. Fucking nasty.

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Jul 5 2005 8:20PM
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triebby
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^holy shit, that must suck

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Jul 5 2005 8:59PM
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*Fujative*
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ya i wanna see a pic


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Jul 5 2005 9:03PM
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timoski
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^look 10 posts up

can even feel that shit? liek if it destroyed your nerve endings?

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Jul 5 2005 9:07PM
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tBatt
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i just have them touching eachother and it works fire for me

the worst this that happened for me was i was gonna throw a fire cracker at some local bitch but then a cop turned the corner so very stupidly i tried shaking out the wick and it blew up like 2 inches away form my face...i couldnt hear out of my left ear for a couple days

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Jul 5 2005 9:13PM
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ski_naked
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thats dissapointing you didnt really do it

Jul 5 2005 10:19PM
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jarossamdb7
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then they dont go up attached though. it is cool if you have three bottle rockets tied together. the first one gets them up in the air and the others shoot off in all sorts of directions.

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Jul 5 2005 11:04PM
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garrett.
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the mexicans hand is way worse it looks like









kick there ass, drink there bear and steal there women

Jul 5 2005 11:51PM
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Ds91260
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quit your whining you little pussy, you still got all your fingers

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Jul 6 2005 12:08AM
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1-pippin
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shit!


Jul 6 2005 1:10AM
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[~_~]
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you should go out with some chick then drive her up to a makeout spot and then start limply/voilentley flapping your hand at her face.

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Jul 6 2005 1:37AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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i dont play with shit anymore...dont feed big dogs either

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Jul 6 2005 11:47AM
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freshpowder41
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haha thats what i was thinking

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Jul 6 2005 1:26PM
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TheStamos
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WOO HOO i can whine all i want! yessssssssss

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Jul 6 2005 3:46PM
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freerider_klo
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ew. that was groooosss!

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Jul 6 2005 5:34PM
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icecreamsandwich
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so do you know pet the new puppy with your other hand? is she scared of your hand? im scared of your hand.

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Jul 6 2005 5:52PM
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michelle
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nice, i can whine too

Jul 6 2005 7:02PM
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