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Boxes are the stupidest thing ever.

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Jibtech
Posts: 2523 - Karma: 227
If I see one more "pro" do 450 on, blindside switch up on a flat down box gap, I am gonna stab myself in the face with a pen.

seriously, "pro's" I know you read this, stop being fucking pussies and do that shit on a fucking rail already. Every motherfucker and his brother can do it on a box. It requires no tallent.





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"I'm glad that in our endless pursuit to be three years behind snowboarding, we've finally gotten around to their FAG phase." -Micah Abrams

Jul 5 2005 8:51AM
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levistewart
Posts: 3360 - Karma: 111
no like chow box cunnalingist

hatters wanna hate lovers wanna love i dont even want none of the above iwanna piss on u -Rkelly my boy


me- ill drop kick ur mom in the fallopian tubes
him- headbutt
Jul 5 2005 5:37PM
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Dilla
Posts: 6447 - Karma: 106
i liek it. I HATE boxes, last year on christmas day i broke my arm on a flat down flat box. I'd much rather ski rails.


~wtf bra, its not a joke are u tryin to start somitnhg, ill hang u with my snowblade strap jerk!~
-linesnowblades
Jul 5 2005 5:54PM
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levistewart
Posts: 3360 - Karma: 111
thats because u have to be gentile and kind not so mean

hatters wanna hate lovers wanna love i dont even want none of the above iwanna piss on u -Rkelly my boy


me- ill drop kick ur mom in the fallopian tubes
him- headbutt
Jul 5 2005 6:06PM
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westcoaststyle
Posts: 4057 - Karma: 31
are 270 and 450s to the very very very end of flat downs still allowed? i love my 360 and 540 bonkers

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it seems like this stage of life for a lot of people around our age is like when you are playing a video game and you beat the Final Boss, only to find out that it was just a decoy Final Boss and the real Final Boss is ten times stronger. and you used all of your life and special powers on the decoy.
Jul 5 2005 6:14PM
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Freezeskier
Posts: 525 - Karma: 13
i like watching beaters do 50-50 on boxes

Jul 5 2005 7:59PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
ya when they drop stuff i cant do its gay, lets see em 180 a box and ride it switch then land switch

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Jul 5 2005 8:26PM
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guddgulf17
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Boxes are fun, but rails take much more skill and practice, and the risk factor is higher. I can 270 on switchyup to 270 on bother boxes and rails, and rails are definitly harder.

David

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Fuck Stereotypes.
Jul 5 2005 8:50PM
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Colt45er
Posts: 1650 - Karma: 336
boxes is what we have to get technical on and learsn new trick so u no

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CAUSE ITS SOO COOL
Jul 5 2005 9:49PM
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Nix
Posts: 734 - Karma: 10
ha, so many kids just made themselves sound sooo stoopid. i love it.



Teehee.
Jul 5 2005 9:49PM
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Bundo
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 49
he's right, i learned 270 on with multiple switchs ups in less than 10 tries ona long flat box and then did the same on a C box. and i AM bragging as well as trying to prove his point.

ALASKA PRIDE
Jul 5 2005 9:59PM
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jewdogg417
Posts: 234 - Karma: 10
You know what I think sucks... is people that take our sport WAY to seriously...

"double tip grabs are an gay"
"spining on boxes is for fags"
"I won't photograph a switch double back cause it's hucking"
"I think one piece suits are stopping the progression of our sport"
"Jon Olsson wears pink"

Jesus H Christ people.... shut the fuck up... ski and have fun...



Jul 5 2005 9:59PM
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Bundo
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 49
nix, if that is even your real name, are stupid because you spelt stupid, stoopid, stupid.

ALASKA PRIDE
Jul 5 2005 10:05PM
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Bundo
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 49
and to you, quit trying to sound wise and dumb, everyone says that so that people are like "oh dude, this guy is totally neutral on subjects" and it sucks.

ALASKA PRIDE
Jul 5 2005 10:07PM
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ski8990
Posts: 5961 - Karma: 19
I love to do boxes, but yeah I wouldnt like to see a movie filled with pros hitting boxes. However, the ocassional box in ski movies is nice. For example, in breath and stop when andy mahre nose butter 450s onto the flat box, it was just so damn steezy and cool looking that it didnt matter that it was a simple box

Where did you get your clothes, the toilet store?

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Jul 5 2005 10:16PM
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freeskisquaw
Posts: 1120 - Karma: 16
Boxes and rails are gay in general, guys.


NS has become the official gathering of the world's dumbest people.

Scratch174, thank you.
Jul 5 2005 11:52PM
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tls5099
Posts: 216 - Karma: 51
about the orage masters having boxes...are you dead fucking serious about that being gay? if you havent realized, everyone that goes there looks like they have the greatest time of their lives. boxes are fun and that's not going to change..they go there to have fun and i think with boxes it makes the course so much easier to have a good time

Jul 5 2005 11:58PM
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dweezileast
Posts: 9661 - Karma: 276
fuck yeah, bonkers are so fun

jack.

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Just remember him every time you're dropping into a freshly groomed pipe or park, and bust a trick for him
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Jul 6 2005 12:04AM
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Nix
Posts: 734 - Karma: 10
STOOPID!



Teehee.
Jul 6 2005 12:16AM
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Lilhorsey
Posts: 579 - Karma: 19
i love box's i would rail boxes everyday like pete if i could. but then again our pets heads are falling off and there is nothing to eat around here. but yeah boxes i love'm

Jul 6 2005 1:14AM
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Jibtech
Posts: 2523 - Karma: 227
I think the box they had at the top of the course for the orage masters was bad contest feature.

It was 4 feet wide, and 10 feet long, EVERYONE was doing the EXACT same thing on all day long: 450 on or switch 450 on, skiding around 270 or what ever on top of it and going off the otherside.

It would have been a very different contest had it been a 30 foot flat bar rail that was 3 or 5 feet off the ground. Not only would that have been a bigger challenge to be creative on, but it probably would have distributed people better accross the other features at the top of the course that were totally ignored by 95% of the people in the contest.





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"I'm glad that in our endless pursuit to be three years behind snowboarding, we've finally gotten around to their FAG phase." -Micah Abrams

Jul 6 2005 2:10AM
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Tze.C
Posts: 1596 - Karma: 86
^ umm... not everyone was doing the same thing dumb ass, didn't u see candide try to 630 it or something, and rainville 450 on 450 off? it was a sweet feature

Jul 6 2005 6:43AM
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ski8990
Posts: 5961 - Karma: 19
haha did you read his post? he said everyone was doing 450 on 450 off

Where did you get your clothes, the toilet store?

D-Railed Productions

momentum session 2

skier8990 aim. talk to me if you like
Jul 6 2005 7:48AM
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-AR_Seven-
Posts: 553 - Karma: 10
Oooooh, Levin had some angry pills for breakfast yesterday!

Half of you kids still look retarded, though.

Jul 6 2005 10:10AM
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westcoaststyle
Posts: 4057 - Karma: 31
ew

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it seems like this stage of life for a lot of people around our age is like when you are playing a video game and you beat the Final Boss, only to find out that it was just a decoy Final Boss and the real Final Boss is ten times stronger. and you used all of your life and special powers on the decoy.
Jul 6 2005 11:34AM
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Bundo
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 49
umm, if i'm not mistaken, he never said boxes weren't fun, he just said they take no talent and that "pros" should stop doing them. you fucking punk rock anarchist kids blow everything out of proportion.

ALASKA PRIDE
Jul 6 2005 7:24PM
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jibjim
Posts: 1814 - Karma: 10
THANK YOU

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"Now, Iannick Broulette, if that is your real name, I noticed your wearing an orange coat, would you call yourself the orange master?"
"uhhh, I dont,... uhh, no I don't think so"
Freetle Cody while interveiwing Iannick B at last years Orage Masters


"Cut your Board in Half and do it again and we'll give you a t-shirt"
Dave Chrihton after the snowboarder greased the c-rail at D-Camp

Jul 6 2005 8:30PM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
I like how someone who isn't even in the industry yet calls others who are big time in the industry gay.
Good job Ambush, you're just making more people not want to buy your shitty clothes.

This thread is probably one of the funniest things I've seen in months.

--- It's the batontwirlertwistshakebakecakeholehumperdinkkink rail.
Jul 6 2005 9:56PM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
fun to fuck around on and learn but not meant to be in major comps

member 9020 newbies are our future unless if we stop them now! BOGART!!
Jul 6 2005 10:06PM
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Ace3+4
Posts: 1493 - Karma: 50
I agree so much, n that double tips grab was sick, spinning of boxes is just so fun n hell a switch double backflip is fuckin amazing n crazy as hell, jon in pink is funny n one piece suit is... well its not stopping the progression anyways but hell.
If everyone like the same things in skiing it get dull cause it always be the same thin

Rip more talk less
Jul 6 2005 10:06PM
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hendrik.
Posts: 6715 - Karma: 267
oh my god..that picture was just amazing.

-hendrik
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Just ski.
Jul 6 2005 10:46PM
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resnick13
Posts: 1147 - Karma: 23
gay gay gay gay gay.

it seems everyone calls everything gay these days.

- Marc
Jul 7 2005 1:37AM
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creighton
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 3,386
who cares if they are easy to do...what about that S rollercoaster box...theres tons of pros that cant even slide that and its a box. i think boxes are just as much a part of the sport as rails

cool everybody
Jul 7 2005 1:28PM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
Sure they're a part of the sport, but they're way easier.
Why don't we just put training wheels on our skis so we can all do butters and stuff like that too.

--- It's the batontwirlertwistshakebakecakeholehumperdinkkink rail.
Jul 7 2005 2:17PM
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creighton
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 3,386
you all say they are easy, i bet most people still couldnt do a clean 270 on 270 off

cool everybody
Jul 7 2005 2:37PM
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eheath
Posts: 61091 - Karma: 118,105
boxes are fun


what's up now bitch



"the fatter you are the smaller you go"-unknown

ACLs suck
Jul 7 2005 2:47PM
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alpineplease
Posts: 2789 - Karma: 1,756
i like them cause they are easy


"somebody stab this nigga."
-Mommy
Jul 7 2005 7:04PM
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alpineplease
Posts: 2789 - Karma: 1,756
the reason why there ar eboxes is cause they are ablast when high

"somebody stab this nigga."
-Mommy
Jul 7 2005 7:05PM
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eheath
Posts: 61091 - Karma: 118,105
hahah, they r really good for beginners, and snowboards to make themselfs look gay by 50-50ing them, they r fun to seasion for liek 2 hours


what's up now bitch



"the fatter you are the smaller you go"-unknown

ACLs suck
Jul 7 2005 7:44PM
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