3 summers ago I was working on a dairy farm just north of Toronto nd all we ever ate was like cheese based foods and lots of straight cheese cause it was always availible to us. The cheese there was awesome. Well one day I went to take a shit out at the outhouse by the barn and because of all the cheese in my diet I couldn't shit. I sat on the crapper for like an hour tryin to prime this shit up and finnaly, she started to give way. I gave her the 'old mush and push' and next thing you know, I heard a loud snap. Broke my fuckin tailbone in two places. I haven't ate straight cheese since that day. Serious!
I hadn't even turned around,pulled my pants down,or sat down.I was vomiting, pooing everywhere,pissing and crying all at the same time.