I have been waiting to unleash this for a long time.
The first thread on the NS Alien was not actually telling you to defend yourself with a spork, but in fact, telling you to defend your self with a plastic spoon! It is only mentioned maybe once in this first post that you should defend yourself with a spork.
Prepare thyself:http://www.newschoolers .com/NS2/Forums/ReadThread.php? cat_id=2&thread_id=359
last I heard, the harvey hopped on board of a caravan that was trekking through the egyptian sands. Only bringing with him a spork, cottage cheese, and his pet mongoose, he set off into throught the saharas. They say every once in a full moon, if you're quiet enough, that you can hear his prebuscent chuckle whistling in the winds.-GhostDragon