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Most unreal college story ever

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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
What happens when a roomate goes so crazy, he makes Jeffery Dahmer seem like Mr. Rogers.
A long but a "must read"

http://rush68.net/~dave/crap/story.htm





"When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."


" i saw samuel l. jackson sessioning some urban rails with emilio estevez a few years ago" i_am_a_skier
Jun 29 2005 2:01AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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id shoot him

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Jun 29 2005 4:18PM
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Al_Smith
Posts: 643 - Karma: 11
that was amazing. did jed actually kidnap someone or not

Jun 29 2005 4:27PM
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Apple
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Both of those guys are fucking crazy. The kid who wrote it is crazy for not doing something sooner, and the other kid is crazy for obvious reasons. But damn, go to the police station and say this kid needs some serious mental help.

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please pardon the cacography
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hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
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Jun 29 2005 5:16PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
ho-ly fuck. i would've knocked that kid out right away, then it would've never gone that far....but oh my god that is amazing.

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Jun 29 2005 5:41PM
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Ski-hobo
Posts: 7121 - Karma: 15
Now that you read it. I have something to reveal...


I AM JED!!!





"When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."


" i saw samuel l. jackson sessioning some urban rails with emilio estevez a few years ago" i_am_a_skier
Jun 29 2005 5:48PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
I can't believe I just read that whole thing...I listened to like 10 songs while reading it

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Jun 29 2005 5:49PM
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FORCE
Posts: 565 - Karma: 21
"The juice is loose!"


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Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy, like that.
Jun 29 2005 6:14PM
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sKILOve07
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i would have found a new apartment place or had his ass mobbed

Jun 29 2005 7:26PM
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johnnypsunami
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ahahaha bullshit.

'wow....ATLANTASKI should be dragged behind a truck at 90mp/h over rusty razorblades, stabbed multiple times with ice picks, raped up the bum-bum by rabid gorillas and then shot....'-big_white_hucker
Jun 29 2005 8:14PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
didnt feel like reading the second one but that fuckin crazy w/ the first one...i like the rc car trick but what would happen if his car ran out of battery????


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Jun 29 2005 8:37PM
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-daniel-
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wow i dont understand how such a thing can even be real

Jun 29 2005 10:40PM
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freshpowder41
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i wouldnt even bother cleaning that place up just dump some gas in there and burn the place down. he could have clamed it was his roomate anyways the guy was so fucking crazy

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Jun 30 2005 1:23AM
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ski_naked
Posts: 447 - Karma: 9
I would kill that guy

Jun 30 2005 2:06PM
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i_h_q
Posts: 223 - Karma: 10
they took the story down. any one know where i can find the exact same story on a different site


Jul 6 2005 4:57PM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
I like that story a lot better then the fesces infested one...

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
Jul 6 2005 5:34PM
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Kornn101
Posts: 3534 - Karma: 25
holy fucking shit

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Jul 6 2005 6:20PM
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mz2288
Posts: 630 - Karma: 10
nuts thats some pretty crazy shit rite there

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Jul 6 2005 9:41PM
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~Cork_1080~
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and he continued living with him because.....??

Jul 6 2005 9:48PM
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K2skier12001
Posts: 428 - Karma: 10
why didnt he just move out or call the cops or somthing


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go huck yourself

Jul 7 2005 4:39AM
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Skipig25
Posts: 10729 - Karma: 256
that was so weird

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Dude, joke's totally on them, you should make a t-shirt that says 'all you fools suck' and on the back it can say 'I rule coz T-dawg said so' and yeah, you'll be rockin it shibby, new steeze brah, wikkid! ~PhattTim

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Jul 7 2005 6:44PM
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WONTON
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DAMMIT i read the whole thing

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Jul 7 2005 7:50PM
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