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mOnTaNaChIcK
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ah okay so there a bird in my garage and i cant git it out. it was on the middle bar thing of the garage door thing and i threw things at it and it got scared and flew right into the window and now its sitting on the floor and wont leave i dont know what to do
HELP!

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Jun 28 2005 9:41AM
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*Fujative*
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try to pick it up. spray shit on it. umm.... throw food outside of your garage.


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Jun 28 2005 9:42AM
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run up there and curb stomp it.

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
Jun 28 2005 9:43AM
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beefbud
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pick it up wuth a shovel and throw it out your garage

Jun 28 2005 9:43AM
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maybe try getting a water hose, and spraying it with water.


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Jun 28 2005 9:43AM
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mOnTaNaChIcK
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ew im not gitting near a bird i hate ugly birds they scare me im gonna try throwing food but i dont know if its hurt or not but it made a big thump when it hit the window

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Jun 28 2005 9:45AM
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yeah go get a shuvul of booter crunk and throw it at it.

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
Jun 28 2005 9:46AM
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Me.
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lure it out with a bird feeder

Jun 28 2005 9:46AM
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strip for Tanaka.....c'mon girl......you can do it.....

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
Jun 28 2005 9:48AM
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mOnTaNaChIcK
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ha
i threw food at it its so fuckin dumb i think its like a retarted bird or something fuck i hate birds
time for the water hose

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Jun 28 2005 9:49AM
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Me.
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blast some Hatebreed in your garage

Jun 28 2005 9:50AM
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mOnTaNaChIcK
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fuck ya its gone i didnt need to use the water hose but that birds gonna die in an hour or so it can barley even fly and it was limping it diserves to die fucking magpies thanks for the ideas

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Jun 28 2005 9:52AM
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treat it like a black person and it will become so appalled at the fact that you are racially discriminating against black people that it will get sick to its stomach and either:

A.fly away
B.explode

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
Jun 28 2005 9:53AM
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smoke it out

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Jun 28 2005 9:53AM
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mOnTaNaChIcK
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haha i wouldnt want it to explodie then id have to clean of bird guts

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Jun 28 2005 9:53AM
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but i'd be worth it because exploding animals is cool.

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
Jun 28 2005 9:56AM
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oh man this one time I was duck hunting with my dad and when you shoot a bird you're supposed to break it's neck by wringing it, and I tried it for the first time and I did it too hard and I snapped its head off completly and blood what squirtin in my face and everywhere and I was like 11 at the time.

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
Jun 28 2005 9:58AM
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tBatt
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^good story..tell it again

Jun 28 2005 10:13AM
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Me.
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haha! ew!

Jun 28 2005 10:17AM
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oh man this one time I was duck hunting with my dad and when you shoot a bird you're supposed to break it's neck by wringing it, and I tried it for the first time and I did it too hard and I snapped its head off completly and blood what squirtin in my face and everywhere and I was like 11 at the time.

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
Jun 28 2005 10:21AM
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mOnTaNaChIcK
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so i forgot to throw away the trail of food i had made and i came back to the garage and theres a bird fest ewewewew

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Jun 28 2005 10:49AM
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powfoka
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powfoka thinks tanaka is a fucking pimp funny shit!

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Jun 28 2005 11:04AM
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hucker22
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hahaha get a dog or a cat to eat it, or raise the birb back to health and fight it.

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Jun 28 2005 11:07AM
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E-ZRider
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u Shoulda thrown firecrackers at it it moved a dead bird fifty feet one time

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Jun 28 2005 2:07PM
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skibio5
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thats rad

Jun 28 2005 2:13PM
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dude my cat Mittens could fuckin maul that thing down to a puree.

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
Jun 28 2005 2:13PM
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mOnTaNaChIcK
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cat mittens?


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Jun 28 2005 6:31PM
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powfoka
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6 i think his cats name is mittens

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Jun 28 2005 6:47PM
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JAYTRON
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i had a hummingbird stuck in my garage once and it kept flying into the ceiling. i got up on my quarter pipe and put my finger out and it landed on it then i threw it out the door. it was some crazy shit

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Jun 28 2005 6:55PM
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alev
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you said git

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Jun 28 2005 8:27PM
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take some axe and a lighter


Jun 28 2005 8:47PM
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MaxPowers
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smack it w/ a penis


Jun 28 2005 8:48PM
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Leckett
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^ur really gay. no ive had this problem before but with a squirrel. it got into our basement. so i sealed the place, put gloves and a sweatshirt and jeans on, and threw a big heavy blanket on it and grabbed it so it couldnt move. give that a try on the bird. id like to see it fly with a giant wool blanket on it. wear work gloves so it cant peck you

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Jun 28 2005 8:58PM
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