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Arrr...time for PIRATE JOKES!!!
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so this captain on a pirate ship is steering until suddenly he takes the steering wheel and puts it into his pants. when the first mate asks "captain. why did you do that?". the captain says "Arrr...its drivin' me nuts!"
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Whats a pirates favorite type of mobile video player?
an ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRchos
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hha thanks for bringing it back
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a captian of a pirate ship sees a british ship sailing his way, so he orders his first mate to get his red shirt. the first mate asks "why your red shirt?" the pirate replied, "so if i bleed my sailors won't see it."
so the next day the captian sees a spanish ship sailing his way. he tells hi first mate "get me my red shirt... and my brown pants"
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this thread was made just before me
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whats a pirates favorite restaurant?
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRbys
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HAHAH THIS ONES HALARIOUS
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i actually chuckled at that one...
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