Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
It?s rated AARRRRGGH!
What's a pirate's favorite mode of transportation?
what's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
what's a pirate's favorite kind of socks?
what is a pirates favorite study subject?
what's a pirate's second-choice job?
This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"
And the pirate says...
Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!
a little kid with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate and goes trick or treating. he knocks on the door of a house and a man answers. "oh, i can see you're dressed up as a pirate." the man says. "but where are your buccaneers?" the kid gets really mad, and says "on the sides of my buckin' head!"
how much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
what's a pirate's favorite kind of cookie?
what do you call a pirate that skips class?
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird shit!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."
why does a pirate's phone go beep beep beep beep beep?
because he left it off the hook!
what does a pirate say when he takes over santa's job?
ho ho ho and a bottle of rum
What does a vegan pirate do in jail?
What has 8 arms and 8 legs?
101. How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
100. What is a pirate's favorite dessert?
99. What is a pirate's favorite television show?
The ARRRsenio Hall Show!
98. How did the pirate know he found land?
He was shore of it!
97. How do pirates know when they are about to be attacked?
They watch Sea-span!
96. What is the one thing a pirate is afraid of?
95. What is the one thing a pirate should be afraid of?
94. What do you call a pirate who poses for Playgirl?
93. How do you keep a pirate from robbing your house?
Fill you lawn with beavers!
92. What did the pirate say to the jokester?
Aye, walk the prank!
91. What do pirates do when ants start eating through their ship?
The buy and ARRRdvark!
last I heard, the harvey hopped on board of a caravan that was trekking through the egyptian sands. Only bringing with him a spork, cottage cheese, and his pet mongoose, he set off into throught the saharas. They say every once in a full moon, if you're quiet enough, that you can hear his prebuscent chuckle whistling in the winds.-GhostDragon