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Michael Jackson, gods gift to dancing
My day was starting off slow, sitting around doing nothing. So I decided to go for a run and think things over. Guess what DIDNíT WORK!!! So now I was getting a little pissed off. I grabbed a glass of buttermilk (I know buttermilk, weird, but that is what my mom gave me to I could get to sleep as a small child. It really calms me down) and turned on the tube. It was like some sort of miracle, like Jesus was inside my t.v. Right as the screen came into focus I saw before me Michael Jackson, probably, wait no not probably, MOST DEFINITELY THE GREATEST DANCER TO EVER LIVE!!! If you donít agree, fine thats your opinion, BUT KEEP IT TO YOURSELF GOD DAMNIT!!! And just to let those of you out there that donít agree with me, if I ever meet you in person god save your soul, because I sure wonít. So I continued to watch this documentary on Michael and thought to myself, ďDang I wish I could sing, dance, and strut my stuff just like that guy.Ē
So after pumping myself up about being Michael I went to the local video store and bought 'Michael Jacksonís Greatest Dance Moves'. When I got home I was as happy as a little Jew on the 8th day of Chaunaka. So I popped the vid in and started watching. It began with clips of Michaelís greatest moments and then went into how to do his steps. I got up and followed the leader and was instantly demoralized when I realized that I could not do anything remotely like Michael Jackson. I looked like a guy with 2 prosthetic legs trying to climb up a flight of stairs.
And again I went back into my state of depression. I was so sad that I started eating as much as I possibly could and then I locked myself in my room. My dreams were shattered and I didnít want anything to do with the outside world. The exact same thing happened to me when I was a child. I wanted to play professional baseball when I grew up, but when coaches tell you, ďyou suckĒ right to your face it doesnít really make you want to play anymore. I was watching some of the home videos of my games and I realized that goats are more coordinated than I was.
My life had been a complete and utter failure and Michael Jackson made it worse. All I wanted was to be as fly as him, but that could never happen and I knew it.
Micheal Jackson, Gods gift to people who cant decide wether it would be a good idea to get a nose job or not.
Keep it live 24/7 365
*Proud Member Of The Hobum Posse
Yo, don't feel bad that you aren't as cool as MJ. Truth is, nobody is a cool as MJ. There's a reason why this legend is the king of pop. It saddens me you cry when you watch MJ. They should be tears of joy. Count yourself lucky that you had the priveledge to see / hear MJ and that you are smart enough to appreciate it.
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The official NS brown-guy with Matt Harvey's seal of approval.
Easy buddy theres' no reason too Cry^^^^
What i don't get is In the song BIlly Jean the line....
'DOn't go around breaking young girls hearts'
Just how young is he taliking about Ya know?
Mabey we sould ask Dave since he's the leading expert on the site and all....
'I'm still Ugly'
who's this jackson person you speak of? im god's gift to dancing. gimmie several beer and several shots and i'll dance like a mad man!
'Don't tell my parents Rob. They think I don't drink!' - a very drunk girl at the 2Track premier in Ottawa
its true, he dances good. so does james brown
'He got fired? What did he do?'
'He jumped off of the roof again'
Gotta be the gloves.
'skogen-chick likes box. Thats hot.'
'if you were doing one of them doggystyle and she flexed her butt cheeks, your dick would get ripped off.'
~Alpentalik on the subject of Serena and Venus Williams
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