the only cheap bear i drink is PBR, i quit drinking beer though. except microbrews... it's alllll about the microbrews... i worked the midmountain lodge with my sister and her roomate this winter and we had a keg of oatmeal stout tapped.... ahhh good times.
-It was a 38, the poor man's machete
-Held it in my hand thinkin damn man its heavier than expected
-wedged it behind my belt buckle, knowin that its evil, even thought i could smell trouble
-the extra strength felt weak, but over there on the corner, saw what i need and proceeded to cross the street
-put the heat in a mailbox, to lose it
-figured the post office knows whats best to do with it.