based on Sports Illustrated's thing:
today, i was flipping through channels, and this is almost word for word what i heard:
*flipping through channels*
MTV: Room Raiders "wow, these boxers are HOT..." *change*
ESPN: Golf "wow, such a daring move..." *change*
Christian Broadcast: " i believe that artificial sweetners are the fruit of the Devil. God gave us sugar for a reason. And if you need to sweeten something without sugar, use honey: it's God's sweetner. All of these artificially sweetened Coke products are the fruit of the Devil in his plan on taking over the world..." *turns off TV*
*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!
the previous might have been pure genious, but it wasn't my intention. sorry. that's why i put in all those typos...