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How to kill a leopard...

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4skizzle
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8317484/









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Jun 23 2005 3:18PM
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SteezePatrol
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fake as hell

no fucking way anyone, especially a 70+ year old kenyan anorexic farmer would be able to work your hand muscles while inside a leopard's mouth, his hand could easily be crushed or torn off in like two seconds.

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Jun 23 2005 3:20PM
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Skipig25
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its on NBC, must be true

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Jun 23 2005 3:23PM
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chillonhill
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Quite possible, leopards aren't as big as Tigers or lions, Still quite a feat for that old geezer tho!





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Jun 23 2005 3:32PM
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hucker22
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im callin peta on this one, thats horrible

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Jun 23 2005 3:40PM
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freestyle_kyle
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personally. i woldve used the machete

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Jun 23 2005 5:04PM
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truckerhucker
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haha u stupid dopes this site is the same FAKe MSNBC site that reporeted the 52 cambodian migets going against a aferican lion

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Jun 23 2005 5:44PM
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ryan.c
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weird, kinda different tho wouldnt the leopard just like rip his hand off?


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Jun 23 2005 6:22PM
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Skipig25
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guy msn and nbc teamed up for nbc online, or msnbc. I think that's legit. But if they really had the midget thing than I don't believe it

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Jun 23 2005 6:43PM
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Delphi
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hey u never know, on tv they had 100 midgets pull an airplane vs an elephant pulling a plane. Its a crazy world and there just happens to be a lot of crazy midgets in it. Now, if i were a midget, id never attack an animal that was big enough to wipe its ass with me.

check out this muthafucka!

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Jun 23 2005 10:55PM
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mz2288
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the lepoard should have known better than to attack the old guy

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Jun 23 2005 11:12PM
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sacchettiadam
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even though the animal was attacking the man i still feel bad for the lepard

you broke the rules, now im gonna pull out all your pubic hairs.
Jun 23 2005 11:23PM
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ItsPhil
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thats ccccaaaaaarrrrrraaaaaaazzzzzzzyyyyyy

Jun 23 2005 11:32PM
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KeegLove
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hahah fake cough fake

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Jun 23 2005 11:41PM
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k2yeags
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nuts

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Jun 23 2005 11:47PM
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bum72287
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the midget lion thing actually happened im pretty sure, i heard it on the radio

Jun 24 2005 1:44AM
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Lé.Skiing
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this one tyime i kille an algerian tig-whore

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Jun 24 2005 2:09AM
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Leckett
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link doesnt work for me

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Jun 24 2005 8:10AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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dahahahhaha

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Jun 24 2005 8:17AM
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eastAR5
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hahaha ya ok

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Jun 24 2005 10:06AM
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MattMcGinnis
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it's deffinatly true. http://www.msnbc.msn.com is a real site, using the search bar and a search for "leopard" you get this site: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/?querytext=leopard&id=3053419&searchfromtoc.x=8&searchfromtoc.y=17&action=fulltext

and the first two are the story about it. thats crazy.




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Jun 24 2005 10:25AM
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punk_rider
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too bad there are no pics

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Jun 24 2005 11:04AM
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freeskier53
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thats crazy

Jun 24 2005 11:26AM
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yah I was watching the midgest pull an ariplane on the TV..they also had a Sumo wrestler have a tug-o-war with an orangutang and he lost. Silly Japanesh peeople.

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