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DaveHumphrey
Posts: 1758 - Karma: 82
yo im having my girlfriend over for dinner my parents arn't here what should i do or make??

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Jun 22 2005 4:33PM
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joetyson
Posts: 901 - Karma: 51
fuck the food just get straight down to buiness

Jun 22 2005 7:57PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
^agreed...or just give her a nice alcoholic drink

Jun 22 2005 7:59PM
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twintipteles
Posts: 2954 - Karma: 13
make her some veggie food, cuz thats much cooler than meat, and alot of girls think being vegetarians pretty cool, unless shes blonde, then id just give her drugs.

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Jun 22 2005 8:57PM
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jsg
Posts: 7701 - Karma: 534
U DOG!


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Jun 22 2005 9:44PM
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E-ZRider
Posts: 1791 - Karma: 13
HUNGRY MAN cook it then put it on a plate she will want to know ur secret

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Jun 23 2005 1:13AM
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squeakywaffle
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 13
aim high, if you fuck up she probably wouldn't care and might find it funny...?

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Jun 23 2005 3:23AM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
if i were you i would make steak and mashed potatoes with like some green beans on the side with red wine vinigrette....i always have like 100 steaks in my freezer at all times anyways...

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Jun 23 2005 8:18AM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
okay i deff. think that he doesnt need any more sugestions, i want to know what he accaully did haha, did you score?

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Jun 23 2005 12:02PM
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k2yeags
Posts: 2320 - Karma: 27
how did the night go?

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Jun 23 2005 12:26PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
make a nice feces sandwich


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Jun 23 2005 12:48PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
yeah, did you end up making her breakfast too?





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Jun 23 2005 1:02PM
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SteezePatrol
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fuck that the whore doesn't need to eat after she's given up tang...once that happens, the girl is basically useless and it's on to the other one

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Jun 23 2005 1:28PM
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alev
Posts: 7819 - Karma: 410
baked beans

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Jun 23 2005 1:34PM
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coordy12
Posts: 1285 - Karma: 10
get naked and sit on a platter and she can eat your balls

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Jun 23 2005 2:12PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
thats sounds painfull

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Jun 23 2005 2:14PM
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40ozKid
Posts: 209 - Karma: 10
I would order Chinese food, If u still live with your parents then im guessing ur still in school and the girl probably is too. The girls i date never really cared about my cooking skills, Just get some good wine and bread. Maybe make a salad or something light, girls dont eat much. Instead of focusing on a meal make some type of deserts because most girls like chocolate and other sweets. Dont spend to much energy on the meal because the number 1 goal here is to get laid.If u dont tap that ass before your parents get home, you failed the #1 goal.


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Jun 23 2005 2:17PM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
ask her best friend wut her fav food is, then order it from a restaurant n have them deliver it n tell her u made it, atleast shel be happy its her fav food n itl prolly taste better then if u really made it

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Jun 23 2005 6:39PM
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Timmy_G
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feed her a penis

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Jun 23 2005 8:39PM
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Since its been a day, did you have sex?

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Jun 23 2005 9:07PM
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Bangor
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dinner doesn't matter. what matters is what you make for breakfast. which is why i make mean omlettes.

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