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Norwegian Chick

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Jake...
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ok so i live in canada, and i met this chick online from norway. Im not some phyco rapist or anything, so dont get me wrong, but she is comming over to canada to see me... anyone else ever experienced anything like this.. like we tlaked on the phone... ive seen what she looks like ;), but what am i in for.. hot sex or fucking hell?

so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
Jun 18 2005 8:13PM
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[~_~]
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just go whatch the movie Euro Trip (the unrated version) and examine carfully, then do EXACTLY what just happened in the movie.

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Jun 21 2005 6:07PM
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jibjim
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very good advice^
ps pay attention when the protagonosts best freind jumps in the hot tub near the beggining of the movie. Very ggood cinematography at tbat part

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Jun 21 2005 6:21PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
yah i dunno... were meeting in toronto somehwere.. place not defined yet.. and i would tell you all
all of you would show up to ass rape me

so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
Jun 23 2005 10:02PM
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rightcoastskier
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post her pic dude

ok
Jun 23 2005 10:50PM
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cab_D
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hope ur in luck dude, swedish chicks are hot, hopefully norwegian ones, or this one, are hot too.

Jun 23 2005 11:15PM
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theoz
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Im gonna help you out here dude norwegian girls are 10x hotter than american chicks or canadian, they haev sexy accents and will blow your mind behind closed doors, just get her drunk be respectfull and learn to say Tucksamuka after she gives u head that means thank u I cant spell it but how i wrote it is how you say it good luck and if you dont fuck her youra loser.

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Jun 23 2005 11:33PM
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Jake...
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thanks man! tuck-sa-muka>?

so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
Jun 24 2005 9:05AM
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skierdudeguy
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so what happened?




down a season...
Jul 3 2005 4:02PM
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jib-unit00
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he might not be alive anymore

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Jul 3 2005 4:12PM
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Luc.
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jake i still cant beleive you are going through with this...do your parents know? or are u just saying you're going to a friends house for the night?

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Jul 3 2005 5:28PM
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E-ZRider
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that would suck if she actually had a cock and ass raped you all night long while you can do nothing because you are tied to your bed

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Jul 3 2005 8:27PM
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levistewart
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a word of advise for you "fuck her fuck her brains out"

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me- ill drop kick ur mom in the fallopian tubes
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Jul 3 2005 9:53PM
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00000000
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its a big risk, either u get a hot norweigan chick, or a hairy big man


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Jul 3 2005 9:56PM
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-=koLLac=-
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what happened already? his last post is from June 24th...picturess!!!!!!!






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Jul 3 2005 10:00PM
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rightcoastskier
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yea man c'mon we want an update here

ok
Jul 3 2005 11:44PM
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hendrik.
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Jul 3 2005 11:49PM
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ski_naked
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haha it could go both ways but it'll end up being really awkward i bet

Jul 3 2005 11:51PM
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Jake...
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good call on the big hairy man or hot norwegian chick..... lol

so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
Jul 13 2005 7:22AM
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Luc.
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yo man whats up when u meeting her? we should go on a double man im telling you...

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Jul 13 2005 10:49AM
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Jake...
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haha easy there luc... unless your expecting someone from europe... then ok

so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
Jul 13 2005 8:43PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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you meet her yet?


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Jul 13 2005 9:56PM
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chillonhill
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yeah what happened, We want to know, Don't keep us hangin here.





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Jul 14 2005 6:07AM
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Mike-O
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Tack så mycket=tucksamucka!? No, It's swedish.



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Jul 14 2005 6:32AM
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guddgulf17
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Update.


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Jul 14 2005 7:35AM
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Luc.
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ya jake i was just playin but seriously hit us up with an update....

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Jul 14 2005 8:35AM
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Jake...
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i dunno man i havent even talked to her for like a week.... i was in muskoka...

so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
Jul 14 2005 7:17PM
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$westside$
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yea, uve gotta update us

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Jul 14 2005 8:37PM
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Luc.
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k he just did due right before you posted, honestly read it up before you post...the man said he doesnt now whats going on so chill....

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Jul 14 2005 9:41PM
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Jake...
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thanks luc for my back nigga!

so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
Jul 17 2005 8:30PM
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STAUSS
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this could be weird .. my advide keep out of online relationships, only bad. if shes hot then go w/ it if its a guy stab him. post a pic and tell us how it goes

welcome to the den of filth....


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Jul 17 2005 8:37PM
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Jake...
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ok heres the update, shes talking with her mom for a date to come, there comming over for teh shopping... lol ill still be suprised if she comes tho.


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Aug 11 2005 8:57PM
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ThePoopSock
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post a pic of her

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Aug 11 2005 9:08PM
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Doghouse
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PUT IT IN 'ER POOPER




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Aug 11 2005 9:09PM
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Whitehead
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ahahahaha!!! I just couldnt stop laughing at all of that ^

Aug 11 2005 9:09PM
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SimonFiller
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you gotta post her pic

Aug 11 2005 9:14PM
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cdnskigirl89
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ok jake wtf, haha i hope she butt rapes you haha

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Aug 11 2005 11:36PM
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-=koLLac=-
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so? raped by a girl...doesn't sound bad to me haha






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Aug 12 2005 12:27AM
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dandoy
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he doesn't wanna post the pic = she's a hound dog, but that's ok, I'm not gonna be the guy who's jealous cause you've been chatting online with babes ALL DAY.



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Aug 12 2005 12:34AM
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^ hahah agreeed

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Aug 12 2005 12:41AM
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RedbAss
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Dude he lives in Canadia

Aug 12 2005 3:34AM
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espen^R
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A p-i-c-t-u-r-e maybee ??

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Aug 12 2005 6:42AM
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Jake...
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its comming...


"Why would you sneak out in grade 4? To trade pokemon?"
"WTF is she doing, fucking idiot"
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Aug 12 2005 10:00PM
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