ok so i live in canada, and i met this chick online from norway. Im not some phyco rapist or anything, so dont get me wrong, but she is comming over to canada to see me... anyone else ever experienced anything like this.. like we tlaked on the phone... ive seen what she looks like ;), but what am i in for.. hot sex or fucking hell?
so nice that its nasty,.... so bangin its bustin,.... so sweet that its sick,.... so dope its disgustin.
You're probably making this up. But if you're not (which you are) either: A.) Watch out because that's super creepy to take a transatlantic flight to see someone you met off of the internet. B.) She's super rich. C.) She vants a green card.
'dude, that one band that talked about child slavery, they owned' - midwest_jibber
lol if i were u i wudnt get my hopes up. its too good to be true. its just some fucker playing a prank on u. me n one of my friends did that to someone once (someone we know) because this guy thinks hes soooooo hot and hes really fat and ugly and covered in acne. he got all excited and went to meet the person at the airport to find no one showedd up
post her pic, i met a girl off the internet once, she was cool, but wasnt hot but i already knew that. well then never saw her agian. and another girl said she was gonna come up from ohio but was just being gay
put on whatever makes you attractive
if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion
your friends like a certain you
that's who you've got to be
i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc
I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.
were l;aughing at u because u think norwegia is a place lmfao i laughed out loud at that too. its NORWAY and u call people from norway norwegians. got it? you everything thats not white and christian hater
Well if she does come over and isn't disappointed when she sees you, then you're in for some mad steamy sex until she leaves cuz it's not that often that you two will be together given the Ocean and all that.
But there's always a chance that she's a man looking to rape you so if I were you I'd be sure to be packing when I meet her.
'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)
"Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks." (Skierman)