Yesterday, after many months of hard training, Rob Schwartzmen took home the hairiest nipple contest held at the UOP. His long, black, flowing locks ebbing from his nipples won the contest for the 23 year old. Coming in a close second was AJ Burton, who in a recent turn of events had all charges dropped on him stemming from a May 05 incident that had to do with coke slinging, poisoning an orphanage's water supply and sodomy. Neither could be reached for comment at press time. – Source Associated Press
Talk about snowbird in the regional forums, this dude won the hariest nipple contest. There is something to be said about that, think about how much warmer you would be if you ha hairy nipples like this guy. I guess it might suck in the summer but think about what it would be like in the winter.