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SARS
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Yesterday, after many months of hard training, Rob Schwartzmen took home the hairiest nipple contest held at the UOP. His long, black, flowing locks ebbing from his nipples won the contest for the 23 year old. Coming in a close second was AJ Burton, who in a recent turn of events had all charges dropped on him stemming from a May 05 incident that had to do with coke slinging, poisoning an orphanage's water supply and sodomy. Neither could be reached for comment at press time. – Source Associated Press

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Jun 17 2005 9:55AM
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*Ty*
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what about Hanley? he's got to be in the top three

Jun 17 2005 10:05AM
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SARS
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^ handanley was 3rd... he shaves his chest because he doesnt like hair... if he actually tried and grew out, he could be a contender

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Jun 17 2005 10:58AM
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barbwirepony
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i have really hairy nipples

Jun 17 2005 10:25PM
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UTskier
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In other news, we're also still skiing in Utah, so you shouldn't be this bored yet. We've got all of August and September for nipple contests...

Jun 17 2005 10:53PM
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SSteezle
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yea i heard that a few years ago snowbird was open till 4th of july.......crazy!

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Jun 18 2005 11:18AM
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UTskier
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I was up the canyon today, it didn't look like there was snow all the way to the tram building. I don't see how they're going to be open next weekend, the lower elevation snows fadin fast...

Jun 18 2005 5:01PM
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wilkesyachtingco
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you have to download the tram. just stick to little cloud basically.

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Jun 18 2005 5:11PM
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UTskier
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Oh I get it. We were wondering how that worked, I bet it could stay open a while longer then.

Jun 18 2005 5:20PM
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Atrau
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Talk about snowbird in the regional forums, this dude won the hariest nipple contest. There is something to be said about that, think about how much warmer you would be if you ha hairy nipples like this guy. I guess it might suck in the summer but think about what it would be like in the winter.

Yeah for this dude

Jun 22 2005 9:29AM
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KeegLove
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hahhaahhaha sounds like a very exciting and interesting contest, tough to judge though, you'd be crushing someones dreams to tell them they had lost.

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Jun 22 2005 1:37PM
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lineskier07
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im not a big fan of body hair but shaving it is as homosexual as you can get

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Jun 22 2005 2:10PM
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SURFACErider
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am glad to ear aj burton is coming back strong after his recent injury!

good hear he is using his rehab time wisely and growing his nipple hair instead of working on the knee!



Jun 22 2005 2:13PM
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