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BrandonCool
Posts: 518 - Karma: 10
When do you think he will die???

There's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!!
Jun 16 2005 1:15PM
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ztragnoB
Posts: 1704 - Karma: 27
never, that guy is my hero




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Jun 16 2005 1:16PM
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BrandonCool
Posts: 518 - Karma: 10
hahaha

There's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!!
Jun 16 2005 1:16PM
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frp1080
Posts: 1706 - Karma: 10
yeah he will never die

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Jun 16 2005 1:17PM
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PowderCanuck
Posts: 2626 - Karma: 10
never ever ever. We'll all be 80 and he'll still be doing the price is right.

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Screw this I'm going skiing
Jun 16 2005 1:18PM
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HandiBoard
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 13
Bob barkers a pimp, look at all the ladies hes got on his show

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===CT Skiers Cult====
Jun 16 2005 1:20PM
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freeskier0808
Posts: 1748 - Karma: 16
in exactly 13 years, 4 days, 7 hours, 3 minutes,and 45 seconds

Jun 16 2005 1:22PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
hes probably got cheek herpes from being kisses like a gazillion times by fat old women and young dirty sluts. i wonder if he gets it on with the barkers beauties



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My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Jun 16 2005 1:26PM
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HandiBoard
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 13
ya he did, i saw his E! true lollywood story

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===CT Skiers Cult====
Jun 16 2005 1:27PM
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mnjib
Posts: 5592 - Karma: 357
he died like 5 years ago and was replaced with a robot.


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Jun 16 2005 1:28PM
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HandiBoard
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 13
ya he did, i saw his E! true Hollywood story

+ Jamie
===CT Skiers Cult====
Jun 16 2005 1:28PM
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Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
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if u live in the Gta
join T-dot
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where all torontos jibbers get together
pm me if u want in
pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatrol
if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit
Jun 16 2005 1:29PM
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Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
can u spot it?

if u live in the Gta
join T-dot
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where all torontos jibbers get together
pm me if u want in
pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatrol
if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit
Jun 16 2005 1:29PM
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pierceme
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
u know what sucks: bob barker and mike and ikes.





I ski at the crappiest hill ever...
Jun 16 2005 1:33PM
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40ozKid
Posts: 209 - Karma: 10
Bob Barker was suppose to die a little while ago, but his announcer guy took his place. Barker stole his soul and will steal the souls of the model girls. He will never die, his death will be covered up and he will live on a tropical island until the end of the world. He will out live exhistance.....(I have a feeling that Barker will die tommorow because of this thread and it will make us look like ass holes)


don't let the days go by
glycerine

Jun 16 2005 2:22PM
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skier4life159
Posts: 614 - Karma: 10
bob barker will never die

Jun 16 2005 2:44PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
i wonder if he can still get erections. maybe he has to tie a pencil to his dick to keep it firm enough to fuck the barker beauties.

Jun 16 2005 2:47PM
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samck89
Posts: 3054 - Karma: 24
do you know how many old nasty bitches are obsessed with him, seriously he makes the oldest dryest pussies flow like the amazon

Jun 16 2005 3:03PM
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ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
The price is wrong, BITCH

i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

-Melvs
Jun 16 2005 4:02PM
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stoweskier
Posts: 187 - Karma: 10
lol i always watch that show in the summer, its great. i wanna be a contestant and win a whole lot of stuff

Jun 16 2005 4:05PM
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foodisfun
Posts: 5427 - Karma: 287
i think bob's losing it. his hearing is going downhill, and he can't really put anymore on that hole in one game. i love him but i think he's on his way.

Jun 16 2005 4:08PM
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ski_naked
Posts: 447 - Karma: 9
damn, he's got to be so rich tho, plus that show is awsome

Jun 16 2005 4:08PM
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mk2
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 13
yay subliminal messaging

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Jun 16 2005 5:04PM
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eastskater180
Posts: 637 - Karma: 29
come on guys.....he's only 82!




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Jun 16 2005 5:18PM
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