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Overcoming a breathalizer

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eheath
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ok well this kid got busted at a party(along with a select few) and he had prob 5-6 beers, enough to blow a good number to get him an MIP, well i guess b4 he got it he faked hyperventalating or somthing and he blew zeros, and ppl saw him drink, so we no he wasnt faking it, any of this happen to u guys or somthing like it? (o yeah he was really high 2 if that matters)

i also heard gum or mouthwash makes it worse cause of the natural alcohols in them or somthing?

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Jun 8 2005 11:37PM
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gmack24
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there's nothing that can beat a breathalizer properly conducted, it was on that show myth busters

Jun 8 2005 11:44PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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^ i don't think they tested hyper ventilating but I doubt that would work. Unless somehow the air wasn't in his lungs long enough or something.

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Jun 8 2005 11:51PM
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gmack24
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what isn't there to understand here, he faked hyperventalating which contingently means he faked blowing into the breathalizer.... you need to blow into the breathalizer with a full breath and for a certain amount of time for it to work, not just a little puff or whatver

Jun 8 2005 11:56PM
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mg.
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i heard if you can burp it gives it a false reading so keep burping

Jun 9 2005 12:04AM
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jcass_4
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are you guys actually that stupid .. none of that shit would ever work you guys are so dumb omg omg omg your sooooo dumb ahahha

Jun 9 2005 12:11AM
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french_fry
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I heard that if you literally puke in the breathalizer it will screw up the electronics inside it, and you'll be fine





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Jun 9 2005 12:12AM
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hahaha hahahaha

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Jun 9 2005 12:50AM
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sconniestyle
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they arent supposed to be able to do it within a half hour of you smoking a cig, so light up right before its your turn, or as soon as you see them coming.



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Jun 9 2005 12:52AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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I thought on mythbusters they were using the intoxilizer not the breathalizer

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Jun 9 2005 12:53AM
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freestyle_kyle
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^same shit different pile.

they tried mouthwash, gum, batteries, pennies. the mouthwash actually made the level higher, cuz it has alcohol in ot. nothing they tried worked

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Jun 9 2005 1:35AM
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huckster989
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heres how you beat it: don't take it! unless your driving a car its an unlawful personal search so if i cop says to take a breathalizer say no thanks

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Jun 9 2005 2:03AM
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J.D.
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^Yep, exactly. Meanwhile, if you're driving a car and need to beat it, you're a useless drunk driving asshole who should ram his car into a telephone pole before you kill someone more worthwhile...

Jun 9 2005 2:15AM
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Raek
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^^ good point i heard the myth about tums but i doubt its true driving drunk is stupid

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Jun 9 2005 5:45AM
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stixonmtholly
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Best way to beat a breathalyzer is don't drink. I've found not drinking cuts down on the DWIs as well.

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Jun 9 2005 7:44AM
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most likely^

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Jun 9 2005 9:20AM
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yeah thatl prolly work

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Jun 9 2005 10:09AM
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Apple
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Because some mouthwash and cough syrup with the results, if you can prove that you had just used some prior to the breathalizer in court they might have to rule that the test was inacurate and that would mean they couldnt use it as evidence.

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Jun 9 2005 10:32AM
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DANETRON
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^ but if u get pulled over and say that its mouthwash theyll just wait it out for like 20 mins and then test u again

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Jun 9 2005 10:39AM
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Skipig25
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reese's pb cups. it works

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Jun 9 2005 12:03PM
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Pman13a
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haha, or snickers, whichever you prefer

Jun 9 2005 12:14PM
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Dr.Barq
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at this one partyi was at the cops busted this one kid who was drunk asked to go to the bathroom and what he did was, washed his hands and licked his hands and the soap then took the breathizer and passed it was insane i was so ammazed.

Jun 9 2005 1:24PM
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gmack24
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^ the soap took the breathalizer? what are you talking about

Jun 9 2005 1:38PM
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luckydevil
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In most states blowing is just a formality. They usually have enough to arrest you and mandate a blood test from the field sobriety tests(walk the line, touch your nose, ect). If you decline to give blood you'll be charged with DUI and lose your licence any way.

Don't drink and drive . . . you have no idea what it's like to tell a mother and or father that their "baby" is dead because of some idiot or that their "baby" was the idiot that just killed someone!!!!

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Jun 9 2005 1:44PM
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pajibber
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This is the only legitimate way of beating a breathalizer I have heard of
http://tampatrib.com/floridametronews/MGBUBJ5QK9E.html

Jun 9 2005 1:58PM
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skiman523
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ask for a blood test. itll give you some time to sober up

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Jun 9 2005 2:18PM
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back_woods
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i read about this case in law class, where a guy got off a DWI because when he was pulled over, he sorta held together acting sober for long enough to grab his bottle of whiskey from the car and chug as much of it as he could. then the test showed an enormous amount of blood alchohol but they couldnt proove it wasnt just from him chugging it after he got out of the car, so they could only get him on hazardous driving or something, but not the DWI

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Jun 9 2005 2:19PM
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Apple
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who ever the lawyer was for that case missed the whole "metabolizm" argument. My law teachers wife was driving home from a christmas party, she had just had 2 drinks befor she left. They had to go threw a checkpoint along the way (about 5 minutes from their home), and the police were sure that she had been drinking, so they gave her a breatolizer and she passed. They waited 10 minutes, gave her another, which she passed. They decied to take her to the station anways and when they got there they made her take another one, which she failed. She was charged with drinking and driving. She had all charges droped because at the time she was driving home, her blood alcohol content was within legal limits and when the alcohol from the 2 drinks she had befor she left entered her blood streem, she would have been safely at her home.

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Jun 9 2005 2:41PM
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JAYTRON
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^ just like cops to screw you over

Jun 9 2005 3:08PM
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ztragnoB
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brethalizers take your saliva not breath. At least thats what ive heard.




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Jun 9 2005 3:13PM
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Badfish2
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That's pretty amazing.. wonder if it applies to radar guns..

Jun 9 2005 3:18PM
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GhostfaceKillah
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i heard if you suck on a bunch of pennies it makes the level rediculously high, so that its obviously a mistake... but if they disproved that on mythbusters, it cant be true

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Jun 9 2005 3:23PM
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sKILOve07
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yeah that cant be true

Jun 9 2005 5:02PM
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skogenjake
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ok so im going to get drunk, wash my mouth out with soap, eat a reeses cup, drive home really fast so my metabolism cant screw me, and if a cop stops me, ask him the source code for the breathilzer machine or other information they dont know...




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Jun 9 2005 5:06PM
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frp1080
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yeah people say to never take them

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Jun 9 2005 5:08PM
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Knewnews
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if you have been drinking and have to take one your screwed.

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Jun 9 2005 6:44PM
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QuazBotch
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when the police isn't looking, fart on it instead of blowing.

Unless you drink up your ass.

Jun 9 2005 7:02PM
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JAYTRON
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some guy near me was in the newpaper for drinking and driving and when he got pulled over he was trying eating his underware so he would beat the test.

Jun 9 2005 7:19PM
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hucker22
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ya im pretty sure you cant beat it, there are so many other ways to prove youve been drinking and cops arnt stupid but sometimes there nice so just take the punishment and see what happens

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Jun 9 2005 10:07PM
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ski_naked
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They've ran like all those test, cept for the guy eating is shorts, and none of them help the test, so if you have to do it, your screwed

Jun 9 2005 10:14PM
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In Washington you can be UNDER 21 and blow a .02 and not get arrested.

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Jun 9 2005 10:14PM
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UTskier
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Like someone else said, DON'T TAKE IT. You only have to if you've been driving. The cops will make it seem like you have to take it, but you don't. If you're of age, boozing as soon as you step out of the car might actually work. But you shouldn't get pulled over driving drunk in the first place.

Jun 9 2005 10:53PM
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enick
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you can drink mouthwash right before then blow a high level and tell them you just had some mouthwash. i heard mustard nuetralizes it also? i will never drink and drive so i dont have to worry

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