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Paintball for pussies

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will987654321
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http://www.marshmallowshooter.com/

paintball for pussies

TO THE COMMONS!!!! but not up thos estairs......theyre forbidden fruit. and dont even think of landing a 737 in there on ms blums watch, she'll kick that shit out especially if it doesnt throw away its yogurtt
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Jun 8 2005 3:04PM
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Gnarshred
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^ i think he meant that this is the equivilant of painball if you are a pussy

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Jun 8 2005 3:41PM
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will987654321
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^exactly

TO THE COMMONS!!!! but not up thos estairs......theyre forbidden fruit. and dont even think of landing a 737 in there on ms blums watch, she'll kick that shit out especially if it doesnt throw away its yogurtt
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Jun 8 2005 4:05PM
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GingerKid08
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Haha last summer everyone on NS was saying how sweet these things were. I remember everyone posting ways to make them out of pvc and trying to figure out what sized marshmellows shoot the farthest. Does anyone else remember this?

Jun 8 2005 6:30PM
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1080ski
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haha, nope, but paintballs dont really hurt, they just sting for a second, unless you get hit in the nuts or other sensitive areas. then it just sucks so much.

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Jun 8 2005 6:36PM
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freestyler540
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a cup is suggested in tournament paintball



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Jun 8 2005 6:38PM
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skitolive123456789
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ha i like how it says over 30 feet like its reallly far

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Jun 8 2005 6:43PM
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Anathema
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paintball for pussies is when people wear full body armor and shit... i just bring sweat pants, a hoodie, put on a mask and a jockstrap.. as long as my face and junk are protected, i'm good to go.


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Jun 8 2005 6:59PM
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kykelly05
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i ate a paintball for 4 dollars once

Jun 8 2005 7:29PM
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E-ZRider
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Paintball is painful when you play with me regulation is 300 fps mine is set at 750 fps





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Jun 10 2005 5:47AM
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1080ski
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well turn it down dumbass, the masks arent supposed to hold up to a gun shooting at 750 fps, they will break if you hit them that fast, plus, it can easily break skin at close range (and far going that fast) so turn it down.

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Jun 10 2005 6:25AM
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Luc.
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yo that kids an idiot {e z rider] its near impossible for a ball to leave your gun at 750 you fucking tool......and if i was playing you and i found that you gun was shooting 750 fps i would beat the living fuck out of you so watch yourself.

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Jun 10 2005 7:53AM
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ryan.c
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paintballs taste like shit i hate gettin shot int he mouth, n ya it doesnt hurt unless u have full velocity n u get shot from like 20ft away, my friend got shot pt blank full velocity int he hand n has a scar, its just this huge round bumpy thing covering 2 of his knuckles, pretty nasty

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Jun 10 2005 12:55PM
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parkskiertmr
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no cause ur the only fag who reminisces about the great memories you had......... on a web site

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Jun 10 2005 1:24PM
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GingerKid08
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^and you think your hot shit cause your a P8nt BaLlEr!!!1!!

Jun 10 2005 1:32PM
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DYFI
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mmm.marshmellows.



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Jun 10 2005 4:31PM
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MitchPee
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ok obviously you guys have never played real tournament paintball...you can't say paintballs dont hurt have you ever been bunkered and overkilled? yea thought so it definitley hurts getting bunkered and shot in the back/neck so stop trying to act tough second off for the moron who said 750 fps...its impossible for a paintball to not break at that speed and for the kid who thought he was cool eating a paintball, all it is is a hard gelatin shell with vegtable oil and food coloring

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Jun 10 2005 4:45PM
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OnuJaarek
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if you whip a marshmellow at someone from real close range it can sting











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