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If i was a serial killer

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Sokiem
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I would definatly use marbles to kill people. My trademark would be leaving a marble imbedded in their forhead. A large slingshot firing of course. Also i would only kill stupid people, if i killed people with a future i would probably feel bad after awhile.

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Jun 8 2005 3:30AM
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thefart
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if I were a serial killer i would kill pregnant unicorns and i would use thier magical horns to kill other unis and it would be fuun!!!!!!

Jun 8 2005 3:33AM
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hendrik.
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if i were a serial killer, i'd cut off my victims reproductive organs, and put them in their mouth after simmering them in a wonderful broth made up of their bile and some fine herbs...


but that's just me

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Jun 8 2005 3:39AM
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thefart
Posts: 281 - Karma: 10
actualy i wouldnt do that if I were a killer i would knock them out and stuff ceral down thier nose while they were lying on thier back

Jun 8 2005 3:44AM
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joeengel
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fuck that .. id use an icicle..shave one of those bad boys nice and sharp then throw it through someones neck. then BAM...your murder weapon melts away............

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Jun 8 2005 3:52AM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
I am a cerial killer... thousands die every morning

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Jun 8 2005 4:02AM
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Sknsnw9
Posts: 957 - Karma: 10
my dad was just talking to me about that and said that is the perfect murder weapon ever created, becasue it melts away


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Jun 8 2005 4:06AM
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joeengel
Posts: 1089 - Karma: 10
exactly

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Jun 8 2005 4:08AM
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alpinecowboy84
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there is a short story written by roald dahl (not one of his works for children) where a woman kills her husband with a frozen leg of lamb and then serves it to the police men when they come over to investigate.







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Jun 8 2005 6:06AM
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Frostfired
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ya i read the
i think its called lamb to the slauter

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Jun 8 2005 8:08AM
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punk_rider
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i would make it the largest way: Adolf's style!

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Jun 8 2005 8:20AM
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bitchassphatz
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if i were a serial killer, i'd kill myself, many times....you gotta expirience things first hand before you go out and try pressuring people into it.

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Jun 8 2005 11:37AM
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KingShit
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I would set up a 50mm sniper rifle on top of a peak overlooking some chair lift and would snipe people off chair lifts.

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Jun 8 2005 12:18PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
yeah being a sniper is the way to do it.

Jun 8 2005 12:20PM
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hucker22
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id just break into houses while they were a sleep. so then id sneak up on them and crack them in the dome with like a golf club or something. then do something with a golf tee, then rape the hot ones

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Jun 8 2005 12:20PM
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t-mack101
Posts: 909 - Karma: 10
i'd kill snowboardere with my ski poles

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Jun 8 2005 12:23PM
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DrGonzo729
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you guys are fucked up, id kill people whose bitthday count up to an odd number, and if it totals to 19 then they are really fucked

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Jun 8 2005 12:31PM
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DANETRON
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id do shit like in Saw


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Jun 8 2005 12:35PM
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DANETRON
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When is Saw 2 coming out?

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Jun 8 2005 12:35PM
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LittleDevil720
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well, however u like it....

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Jun 8 2005 9:19PM
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-daniel-
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if i were a serial killer id probably get caught

Jun 8 2005 9:24PM
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GhostfaceKillah
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i watch too much csi to ever get caught

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Jun 8 2005 9:28PM
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E-ZRider
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If I were a serial killer i would cut off someones balls shove em up their ass so when they shit they shit all over their balls then a week later i would kill them




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Jun 10 2005 5:43AM
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Rainbow*Stylin
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If I were a serial killer well the two bitches sitting next to me suggested putting shards of glass in peoples food so they slowly dies of internal bleeding. The other bitch suggested beating someone until they were inches from death and then putting them in a shed for 20 years feeding them just enough to survive and then just cut them up till they die very slowly. but I think i would only target stupid people just whever someone said something stupid pull out a gun and shoot them in the ehad but they are soo stupid that noone cares or even counts there death as a loss of human life.




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Jun 10 2005 2:11PM
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Anathema
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i think my weapon of choise would either be a hammer. i'd sneak up on people in their sleep, and deface them with the back end of that shit.


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Jun 10 2005 2:14PM
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KingShit
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^ That's hardcore. Imagine the sounds a hammer vs. skull could make. Damn

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Jun 10 2005 2:20PM
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Anathema
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yeah, for some reason i have the word 'either' in there. ignore that..


stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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Jun 10 2005 2:58PM
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Leckett
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ill probably use ear poison...

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Jun 10 2005 4:02PM
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dan.b
Posts: 866 - Karma: 10
i'd do just like jeffrey dahmer but with girl...

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Jun 10 2005 5:04PM
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Lé.Skiing
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Fist i would torture two people with ice water, and in between them, i'd have a weapon, and after 5 hours of the ice water dripping on ther fore head contantly drip after drip, i'd let them free to kill eachother, and if one survived, i'd put them on a mideavel streacher, and streach them till their body rip in half... but hey thats just what i have planned for every one.

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Jun 10 2005 5:27PM
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ski_naked
Posts: 447 - Karma: 9
i would just hang people, and i know plenty of people who i would go to first

Jun 10 2005 5:33PM
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Harumpher
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I'd have to go "Boondock Saints" style, double tap, back of the head, slugs exit out the eyes

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Jun 10 2005 5:41PM
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Harumpher
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^ oh yeah, I forgot; with silenced berettas

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Jun 10 2005 5:47PM
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Apple
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You guys are all sick fucks...

i mean... wow.

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Jun 10 2005 6:01PM
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justanotherskier
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yea that story is crazy











Jun 10 2005 7:25PM
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EastcoastAR5
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honestly, what the hell



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Jun 10 2005 8:16PM
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bigJ
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18 inches of re-bar, that would do the trick


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Jun 11 2005 12:08AM
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SteezePatrol
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18 inches of hard rock shlong would do it for me

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Jun 11 2005 12:16AM
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bmxican_89
Posts: 2617 - Karma: 23
do you want it up the ass?

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Jun 11 2005 1:10AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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iceicle.....its perfect

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Jun 11 2005 8:02AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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oh yea and what i would do is stick it right between the collar bone part at the base of your neck. then i would pull it out and stick it up their butt to melt

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Jun 11 2005 8:03AM
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mommy
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^ hahahah. yeah boy.

my trademark killings would somehow envolve genitals no doubt.

Jun 11 2005 9:42AM
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bhill2.0
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Id make them ski down mount everest or some shit w/o poles and blindfolded.

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Jun 11 2005 10:49AM
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eastAR5
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^haha


id rape them, kill them, rape them, and then get them mounted on the wall of my hunting lodge

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Jun 11 2005 10:52AM
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ItsPhil
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some people have told me that i almost made them laugh to death
i dont want to be a murderer!:(

Jun 11 2005 11:11AM
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skisebski
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this is one fucking sick ( bad) thread.lol

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Jun 11 2005 12:20PM
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beer.
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I would have a special knife handle that holds dry ice blades. A small freezer strapped to my side would hold the blades until I insert the handle, which would attach to one of the blades, then I'd stab someone, and release the blade inside them. By the time the police would show, the blade would evaporate, leaving no evidence. I'd do it A Perfect Murder style, wearing a suit of plastic so I leave no evidence. I would also carry two silenced glocks if things got ugly. I would only kill people who piss me off. Like this one time me and my friend were searching for a table in the lodge for like half an hour, we were totally beat wearing ski boots walking around endlessly. Finally we find a table, and as soon as we sat down some old guy with a skullet came up and told us this was his table, so we got up and him and his family marched in and sat down. We realized the table wasn't theirs as we were walking away cause they all took off their gear and put it on the table. The prick figured he'd just bully some teenagers so he could sit down. He would definitely die in the mens room.

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Jun 11 2005 3:51PM
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Nivrittam
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ide force them to do it with there hot sister and them watch them die as i pinched them

whos got anything against the wankstas
Jun 11 2005 4:00PM
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december
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none of you could get away with murder because a) you have to be a genius, and carry out your plan perfectly and b) gil grisson and the rest of the CSI crew would solve that crime in a SECOND. gil is the man, nothing can get past him.





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