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mommy
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if you just broke your spine on a 50 foot table, which professional skier would you want to come to your rescue, and what would you want him or her to do to you?

Jun 7 2005 5:54PM
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kiwisdontbounce
Posts: 663 - Karma: 12
well....glen plake is awesome....and has a sick hairdoo

Jun 7 2005 6:05PM
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$westside$
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Sarah Burke....ext



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Jun 7 2005 6:08PM
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skibum193
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kristi, so she could make out with me....what a weird question, because u would be paralyzed and not give a fuck who took u to the hospital, iwould change the parameters


i rock the pow like none other
Jun 7 2005 6:11PM
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Knewnews
Posts: 2093 - Karma: 477
i think i would want a ski patrol person or some one that would know what to do not just some random skier that happens to be pro

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Jun 7 2005 7:05PM
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MLB
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 298
I would rather a sick patroler to come and help me, not any pro cause they don't know how to keep me alive.




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Jun 7 2005 7:07PM
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anothermammothpunk
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thats cool man you like to make out with ducks? cause theres a bunch in the pond down the road from my house. i can give you directions

Jun 7 2005 7:15PM
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BK
Posts: 2353 - Karma: 1,122
^ HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHA rip job

Jun 7 2005 7:16PM
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kiwisdontbounce
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^^haha totally

Jun 7 2005 9:00PM
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freerider54
Posts: 387 - Karma: 14
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Jun 7 2005 9:05PM
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guddgulf17
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wtf? i want ski patrol dumbass

keep it up guys mabye we can bring all of the world to the anti moral depths of america and then the terrorists will be to busy fighting themselves over the new paris hilton sex tape that theyll forget about jihad and ther 100 virgins in heaven-lineski07
Jun 7 2005 9:07PM
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Sophia_Schwartz
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why a 50ft table not something more impressive because a pro who laugh at u for hitting something so small and getting hurt and that would make me sad

Jun 7 2005 9:13PM
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skibum193
Posts: 3737 - Karma: 33
if u guys dont think kristi is hot, thats totally cool, less competition


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Jun 7 2005 9:15PM
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WIllW
Posts: 4578 - Karma: 2,512
at least this isnt a thread about clothes

i dont know who i would want though

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Jun 7 2005 9:32PM
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Girays_Brother
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^^id have will wesson, so i can punch him in the face when he tries to give me mouth to mouth

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Jun 7 2005 9:34PM
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WIllW
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^ i would ski on by and spray you and maybe get ski patrol

save your face punching for all those babys that get on your nerves

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Jun 7 2005 9:48PM
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anothermammothpunk
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 10
yeah i guess so i supose you see her alot? i mean not those air brushed mag pics. shes about as hot as Napolean Dynamite but hey man if like to "make out" with dudes im h30films he gets down

Jun 7 2005 9:51PM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
not only babys, little girls too

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Jun 7 2005 9:52PM
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funkdoc
Posts: 1331 - Karma: 474
Superman for sure.

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Jun 7 2005 9:52PM
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edmonton_skier
Posts: 3210 - Karma: 110
jeasus i heard he works miracles for the neck

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Jun 7 2005 10:11PM
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(Jonesy)
Posts: 2594 - Karma: 20
oh yeah, for sure dude. if you like whiny primates.

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Jun 8 2005 2:15PM
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UTskier
Posts: 743 - Karma: 158
Obviously - Robb Gaffney, because he's a doctor.

Jun 8 2005 4:11PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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ahaha id say will wesson....those chinese know crazy medical things

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Jun 8 2005 4:24PM
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skisebski
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yea, or any ski patrol for that matter.

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Jun 8 2005 4:47PM
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Roy
Posts: 1982 - Karma: 1,240
kristi and sara cuz ill deff need mouth to mouth, and as there loading us in the ambulance, i wouldnt mind if jonny mosely walked by cuz i always wanted to kick him in the balls for being such a deuschebag


Merse you sexy potatoe you better be doing some thing fucking crazy up there, see yea soon br-ah Too many Rookies not enough PROS !!! 807 Army 4life
Jun 9 2005 12:56AM
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DrGonzo729
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a douchebag?

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Jun 9 2005 2:09AM
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HSFCpro
Posts: 412 - Karma: 10
^ your right duche bag just isnt powerfull enough

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Jun 9 2005 1:24PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
the correct spelling is doughitchute bag.

Jun 9 2005 4:45PM
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