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Bat in school...(the animal)
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Today in school, there was a bat hanging outside on a wall. So my friend stole a container from lunch and captured it.
Later that day i was sent to the office, and I overheard them saying that they found the bat, alive in some kids locker.
Now every kid who was involved has to have their parents called and get rabies testing.
Yea, I said it
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hah thats fuckin awesomme...
at my school there's bird shit on a window that has a huge awning directily over it... how the hell did it get there ?
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^physics. the bird shits while flying at the window, as he pulls up to evade the awning. the shit is still going the same direction.
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hahaha steve, there was a bat in our gym last week. our janitor tried to whack it with a baseball bat.
i 'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1
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no man, the bird would have had to pulled up with the force of a 747 to fling his load directly under the awning... ill take a picture of it if its still there...
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^there is probably a nest in the awning directly above the window
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but then all the shit would still fall straight to the ground.
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oh man thats a fuckin noodle scratcher if ive ever heard one... maybe it was a perigrine falcon or something
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haha i could just see someone opening their locker and having a bat fly out
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yeah sure a pic would explain alot and help too
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in middle school we had a bat fly into our cafateria, and it flew into some girls hair. She just freaked out
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haha thats amazing....u shoulda slayed that shit kyke smash
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rabbies shots are the worst shots to get ever. they hurt the worst, from what i'm told, and you get like 20 of them, unless that's changed in the past 10 years or whatever.
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maybe some guy just smeared bird shit on the window to be popular.
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ohh snap...
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it seems pretty weird that a bat would fly into someones hair. bats are extremely good at sensing where they are going. they use sonar or something....i forget..i watched a program on bats once. it was awesome. bats are cool.
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Bats never fly into anything. Except for maybe baseballs. But yeah, they use sonar...
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haha thats great, a guy with a bat hitting a bat with a bat
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vince probably caught the birds shit in his mouth and then just shit it on the window. there's physics for you.
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