So heres how it started, i went to go put some hot dogs in a pan with water in it to boil for my dad. then i go upstairs, my sister comes bouncing into my room saying she wants to go get underwear. so i says to her i says, i says ok lets go. i'm gay and i forgot about the hot dogs. about 1 minute until we get home, i remember ! OMG THE HOT DOGS!!! we race home in a fury, taking sharp corners with yellow lights! cutting across traffic. As we notice my dear father behind us on his moto bike on his way home from work. Ahh! nooo we drive faster. I am first to enter the house, omg smoke everywhere! white billowing smoke up at the ceiling of our kitchen! smoke in the livingroom! smoke in the dining room! SMOKE EVERYWHERE! ah i grab the pan, which is flowing white smoke on top of a bright orange burner. I run outside, almost about to cry, my sister comes in to save the day! Grabs to pan and frolicks out side to the backyard! soon after....daddy comes in.. !WTH! he says. I almost shit myself. After the pan cools, we attempt to go near it, as we do, we see the hotdogs in site, my sister grabs the pan and throws them into the yard and by now, they look like little doggy turds. We turned on all the fans and i sprayed air freshener. I rrun upstairs, my room.....cant see a foot infront of myself. my door was wide open so alllll the bloody smoke collected in there. My pillows and blankets and clothes reak of smoke. and amazingly, through out all of this....my mom stayed sound asleep in her room. Let this be a lesson to all of you, never leave anything on the stove! try your best to check the stove and oven....just in case. I almost lit my house on fire and i almost ruined a pair of undies.
yep my brother did the samething basically yesterday. I was out playin shooting some hoops and he was home, my parents were out somewhere. So he decides to put a waffle in the microwave with chocolate chips on it and goes to the washroom. I come inside and see the microwave smoking like fuck and the whole house is smokey. So I'm like Liam your Screwed, how stupid do you have to be to leave chocolate chips in a microwave for 3 mins. So he's tryin to air out the house and it nots workin. My mom and dad show up and my dad doesnt care cuz its a mistake but my mom kept on going on about and bitchin at him about it. So ya that was my entertainment yesterday.
i was putting mass amouts of nasty perfume on a mirror and lighting it and getting 10 ft. flames but soon i started to run out and this one 3ft flame set of my fire alarm and my friend started pushing random #'s on my security box and that set off the burglary alarm and then THE COPS came and took all of my lighters and matches from my home :-(
It is extremely important to remember fire safety, A contemporary house consist of very fire conductive materials. Only you can prevent fires from happening so take some responsibility you young whipper snappers!
that sucks.... i hate burning popcorn in the microwave that smells like shit and smokes up soo much. when i was little i put poptart in the microwave with the wrapper on it and that lit up but my dad threw in in the sink
your the reason it says "remove pastry from pouch" on the directions
you know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.
dumb bitch, you shoulda stayed in the kitchen, where us women belong, hell there might as well be a bed in the kitchen with a bed and one of those things the ginocologists use to spread our legs open...
i did that with some microwave chicken nuggets. I punched in 23 minutes instead of 2 minutes 30 seconds. They caught fire and we had to get the fire extiguisher out and the whole shabang. The inside of the microwave was black all over the place. We still use it today
gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
we were burning dead grass in a field and i knew nothing so i started lighting a ton of random places and eentualy it was too big to control. we alost burnt down a huge pine tree and if that went up wed be fucked. so we ended using our clothes to smother it and we filanny got it out...no thanks to me :(
i'd be better at skiing if i had a better place to ski