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Favorite family guy quotes?

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kyle_w
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whats are your faveorite family guy quotes?

mine is:

"you want me to whack a guy?"
"you want me to off a guy?"
"you want me to whack off a guy? cuz im married."






i 'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1
Jun 6 2005 10:13PM
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brogilvie
Posts: 2607 - Karma: 123
"My wee wee seems to be stricken with rigimortis!"



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Trying is the first step towards failure
Jun 6 2005 10:15PM
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Pklink04
Posts: 5608 - Karma: 392
guys i was just jerkin... i was a sleep and i heard the noise



You know you have the coolest cab driver when he says, 'And we're off like a prom dress.'
Jun 6 2005 10:15PM
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foodisfun
Posts: 5427 - Karma: 287
whoa,whoa,whoa,whoa,whoa,whoa,whoa,whoa......lois, this is not my batman cup

Jun 6 2005 10:24PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
"everyone leave, I need to poop"

V-TOWN Bitches!
Jun 6 2005 10:27PM
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brennanmidwest
Posts: 925 - Karma: 13
Excuse me Mr. Cent

Jun 6 2005 10:31PM
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HSFCpro
Posts: 412 - Karma: 10
you wana soooda..... awh fuck it i tried

www.highsocietyfreeride.com
your a good friend...to throw rocks at. TL.
AWwwh you picked her up, I was gonna mount her. stu
Man created alcohol, God created weed. Who do you trust?
Jun 6 2005 10:44PM
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brennanmidwest
Posts: 925 - Karma: 13
haha ^^i love that one

Jun 6 2005 10:54PM
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hugeairkid
Posts: 1802 - Karma: 29
" Oh My god.......You can talk!"

The only enemy agaist progression is FEAR!
Jun 6 2005 10:54PM
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Ryanvdonk
Posts: 12808 - Karma: 1,945
I've got a package for you too.

Jun 6 2005 10:55PM
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Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
Lois, when I'm through with them, our kids will be so smart, they'll be able to program their own VCRs without spilling piping hot gravy all over myself.

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pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatrol
if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit
Jun 6 2005 10:57PM
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switch_9
Posts: 876 - Karma: 10
"hey john have you ever had sex with a dead murmaid?"
"Murmaid? no." -American dad, but still funny

I'm sure 99% of this site knows that Jon gets laid more than 99% of this site," -strode420
Jun 6 2005 10:58PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
why do woman have boobs? so you have something to look at while talking to them. hahahaha. so you have something to look at while you talk to them.

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put on whatever makes you attractive
if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion
your friends like a certain you
that's who you've got to be
Jun 6 2005 11:13PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
"its my duty.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, i said duty."






i 'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1
Jun 6 2005 11:24PM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
"my pee smells like soda"

Jun 6 2005 11:28PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
it's as if someone has stabbed mr. bubbles!

quagmire walks into girls changeroom...score!

god I hate that manly walk of hers

my other penis is a vagina

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

If it is, suddenly all those girls he petitioned for an evening of anal ravagery are going to be getting back to him en-masse... because that's one pretty piece of man meat. - J.D. May
Jun 6 2005 11:29PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
(peter, standing in womens locker room behind a board with hole in it) "oh, oh they spotted me"






i 'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1
Jun 6 2005 11:30PM
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Cam.S
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(lois) " peter i will drive your to drunk" (peter) " lois we all know women cant drive"



Jun 6 2005 11:35PM
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-line-
Posts: 162 - Karma: 11
Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for?

Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.


by far the best ever.

Jun 6 2005 11:37PM
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-line-
Posts: 162 - Karma: 11
yet, another classic.



Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'

Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.


Jun 6 2005 11:38PM
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Frostfired
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not now son im on duty
haha duty
diariah

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pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatrol
if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit
Jun 6 2005 11:41PM
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zmanalex
Posts: 452 - Karma: 10
When peter finds the golden scroll, then trips running home and groans for like 2 min. Not so much a quote as a sound but still hella funny

KISS THE RINGS BITCH!
Jun 6 2005 11:45PM
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Nikula
Posts: 183 - Karma: 3,277
bovine loamix-Stuie

I'm the proprietor of this Delicatessen-Cleveland

gigidy gigidy gigidy

now that ur stinkin rich, we'll gladly be your bitch.. my god this house is freakin sweeeeet.

go cyborg

ewww, mom im not sleepin chris' room this wekkend it smells like rotten milk.- meg
IF i could find it id clean it up_ chris

ooo the fat man made a funny.

aahh. not again... im gonna be a virgin forever... or am I?- death

if i do this do u promise to stop stealling my water- mayor wes.

lois take a letter... Dear Pawtucket pat.. I hate you and u made me cry...- peter

i shall call u Edwardo- Mr. weed

Cut my milk.

avisorate the prolateriat

if i walk thro you... does that mean.. like.. we've done it?-peter

vigina junction whats ur function.... takin in sperm and spittin out babies.

oooh.. no way. dont take coupons from chickens.. not after last time.-peter



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....shor tly after having snowballs thrown at him.....
"ahhh, f*ck, I dropped my c*ck."-phil@thepeaks
"What, how, u should have it , noone else is holdin it for you."-Jamie

think that a blind man cannot see, and a def. man cannot hear, and what world they cannot comprehend. then think, what sense do we all lack, what world may we all be blind to, what world may we not be able to comprehend- Dune
Jun 18 2005 5:09PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
"Its not that i want to killer her... Its that i want her, not to be alive, anymore"

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh
hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
Jun 18 2005 5:16PM
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EastcoastAR5
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 15
Peters "when im feeling down song"

We were at the beach...

...everybody had matching towels!

Somebody went under a dock...

...and there they saw a Rock!

But it wasnt just a rock...

...It was a rock LOBster

Rock Lobster!

ROCK LOBSTER!!!


Hehehehe
Yeah your gonna be alright



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sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
Jun 18 2005 5:18PM
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*DrewT*
Posts: 7768 - Karma: 480
Peter "Bond?... James Bond... I'll do it!"

Jun 18 2005 6:23PM
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freestyle_kyle
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 164
Peter: Well, I'm gettin' something really special too. And by special I don't mean special like that Kleinaman boy down the street. More special like... like Special K, the cereal. Hey, what do they do with the regular K? And for that matter, what ever happend to K. Ballard? You know, if you said mallard and you had a cold, it would sound like ballard.
Brian: Do you listen to yourself when you talk?
Peter: I drift in and out




Brian: Hola, me Ilamo es brian ... Nosotros caramos ir condustedes.. uhhhh ...
Bellboy(spanish): Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh, oh you speak english
Bellboy (sigh): No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You .... you're kidding me, right?
Bellboy(spanish): Que?


Lois: Peter,why are we stopped?
Peter: Yeah, I'll have three cheeseburgers...
Lois: Peter for God's sakes she's havin' a baby!
Peter: Oh that's right...and a kid's meal... and uh,I, I guess I'll have fries...if I have fries is anyone else gonna have any? Cuz,uh I don't wanna be the only one eatin' them... I'll feel like a fatty.

Gepetto: Whoops, I dropped my glasses. (Bends down, butt facing Pinochio.) Oh, by the way Pinochio, there were some cookies missing from the jar. Uh, did you take them?
Pinochio: No, pa. I didn't.
Gepetto: Are you sure you didn't?
Pinochio: No, pa. I'd never lie to you.
Gepetto: Are you sure? I mean, you could lie to me. And who knows? You may even get away with it.

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Jun 18 2005 6:24PM
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Me.
Posts: 1429 - Karma: 10
From American Dad:
(wife, real estate agent): "This house will be perfect for you as a couple
(customer): "Actually, we'll be 3 soon."
(wife): "Oh, I thought you were just fat!"
(customer): "We're adopting."

Jun 18 2005 6:27PM
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xpresso
Posts: 71 - Karma: 10
classy british porn "you know, we could have intercourse right now...."......"but lets not"

Jun 18 2005 6:34PM
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newschooler7
Posts: 2253 - Karma: 21
midgets piss me off
i just plain dont like black people

uhh guys, were still live in boston

buy core

I'm sure all of Atlantaski's best tricks are done on the chairlift
-skifiend
Jun 18 2005 6:52PM
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(Jonesy)
Posts: 2594 - Karma: 20
"you like popsicles? i got a basement full of popsicles." Creepy Old Guy

"You ain't never gonna catch me! See you again next year!" Greased up deaf guy

"I'm a bill, i'm a bill, sitting on capitol hill. aughh, aaaa!" Bill getting stabbed by a trash man

"Aww meg, you were just fine ahahahahaha!! oh, couldn't do that with a straight face" Peter

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later." R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
Jun 18 2005 7:26PM
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pmills
Posts: 7162 - Karma: 59
brian: cold?

stewie: Nope, just small.

volkl karma: it's the sickest thing to ever happen to skiing

i don't even need math to know there isn't a god.' - asac

girls are like pigs. they have four legs and make sounds, and if you kick them in the side they will get mad at you - Jacob W
Jun 18 2005 7:40PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
can you see me now
no
good.

so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
Jun 18 2005 8:15PM
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*DrewT*
Posts: 7768 - Karma: 480
Chicken... Gave me a bad coupon

Jun 18 2005 8:43PM
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Matty.
Posts: 9458 - Karma: 105
You took the words out of my mouth!

-Matt Hollman
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Teaser - http://www.sasfilms.com/video/7088-movie. wmv
Jun 18 2005 9:55PM
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bigsoxfan
Posts: 734 - Karma: 10
great stachatory(spelling) u look beautiful

Snow Me Blazer

Go Redsox

LINE-"Because skiing needs a future."
Jun 18 2005 10:00PM
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40ozKid
Posts: 209 - Karma: 10
I like when Quagmire walks into a bathroom and shes cheerleaders tied up in a stale and he says "Jackpot". its so priceless


don't let the days go by
glycerine

Jun 18 2005 10:29PM
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g-punit*steezer
Posts: 6050 - Karma: 11
when Peter is a Wondetwin and the other one turns into a hawk, and he turns himself into a tampon and crawls into her purse and says "Now we play the waiting game"


also
"And no pickles! For every pickle I find, I shall kill you"

Wayne Toups kicks balls
~jeffrey

Theres a taiga in the woods!
~Jeffrey

If I had a billion dollars, I would make Alan Bille the King of Spain.
~cal
Jun 18 2005 11:33PM
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$westside$
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haha i remember that one

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Waterveezy

my music is church music....the stage is my chapel...and, well,i guess im my religion."~Jimi Hendrix
Jun 18 2005 11:45PM
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Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
stewies white trash redneck song:

Met her on my CB, said her name was mimi
sounded like an angel come to earth (come to earth)
but when i finally meet her, man you should've seen her,
twice the size of me 3 times the girth (giiiiiiirth)
well my fat baby loves to eat, (loves to eat)
a big old rooter belly and her breasts swing past her feet (feet!)
well my fat baby loves to EEEEaaaaatttttt...
my big old fatass baby loves to eat!

IVE GOT BLISTERS ON THESE FINGERS!!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~I HAVE PSW~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Have an uncontrolable urge to jumsp/spin off things because you cant ski?? join the cult. msg me!

Also turns out im a leader of the family guy cult. msg me!
Jun 19 2005 12:01AM
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g-punit*steezer
Posts: 6050 - Karma: 11
I also love the Randy Newman song in the Y2K episode.

Wayne Toups kicks balls
~jeffrey

Theres a taiga in the woods!
~Jeffrey

If I had a billion dollars, I would make Alan Bille the King of Spain.
~cal
Jun 19 2005 12:47AM
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ilovehead
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"Stupid little runt...What!? I said RUNT"

Jun 19 2005 1:13AM
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sacha
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Hey peter, your wifes got nice melons!
Lois: Peter, im holding some melons
Your wifes got nice hooters
-Peter im holding some hooters
Your wifes Hot!


--------> RIGHT COAST ------->

Chelsea FC:
-2005 Carling Cup Winners
-2005 Barclays Premiership Winners
Jun 19 2005 1:16AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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best show ever

member 9020 newbies are our future unless if we stop them now! BOGART!!
Jun 19 2005 8:13AM
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Leckett
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wow...i wonder how many threads have this title

NS SKATEBOARD
Jun 19 2005 8:50AM
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