just take the soles out of some old shoes, take a 4' piece of 2x4's and then screw, (don't nail, they'll come out) the shoes to the 2x4's where you're bindings would be. Then put the insoles back in, so the screws don't hurt your feet. there you go, instant skis. (they look uber cool too) (you can paint them if you like, but they look cool if you just have shoes that appear to be sitting on top of plain 2x4's. no duct tape or anything)
Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski. What else is there?
Dude, joke's totally on them, you should make a t-shirt that says 'all you fools suck' and on the back it can say 'I rule coz T-dawg said so' and yeah, you'll be rockin it shibby, new steeze brah, wikkid! ~PhattTim
~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~