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Biggest secret your keeping from your parents?

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freestyle_kyle
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 164
mine is that i have a huge hole in my wall from pushing my froend into the wall. i covered it up with a poster and they havent noticed even after over a year

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Jun 6 2005 1:51AM
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skimexico
Posts: 67 - Karma: 10
they have no clue that i have a 3ft bong in my closet and that i blaze

skier chicks are hotttt!

armada skis are the best,
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Jun 6 2005 7:55PM
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SKIBC
Posts: 44 - Karma: 10
im actully a snowboarder

Jun 6 2005 8:04PM
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Bre_Rizzuto
Posts: 114 - Karma: 11
well i kinda have the same deal i punched through my wall and put a poster over it cuz i was mad at my bf.
But the biggest thing was that i snuck my bf in my house one night when i was living in the basement and my mom was in mexico but my dad was upstairs:) but he was asleep

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Jun 6 2005 8:17PM
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AwR
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 1,878
probably that i smoke, buts its not really a secret ive told them before, like i come home at like 10 in the morning from a party, and they say oh how was so and sos and i just say oh well we broke out old "Nesta" (me and my friends 3ft bong) and smoked alot, and my parents just go oh thats funny james. THEY HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE

We're not drug dealers we're fund raisers

Jun 6 2005 8:19PM
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hendrik.
Posts: 6715 - Karma: 267
that i smoke, drink at school, and smoke (the other kind)

oh, and that i have almost been kicked out multiple times..

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Jun 6 2005 8:26PM
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n.i.c.k.
Posts: 1159 - Karma: 14
One time i told this kid to shut the hell up and the sub heard me and gave me detention. I went, but i told my parents i stayed after for extra help.

Jun 6 2005 8:32PM
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Latch
Posts: 499 - Karma: 10
^oh NO you didn't!

'Everybody's somebody at Wendy's..unless you're a midget!' -SpinninMacKinnon

There's Nothing To It But To Do It.

-Joel
Jun 6 2005 9:00PM
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*542*
Posts: 1224 - Karma: 19
I'm the one who'd been stealing there money.

MT BAKER REPRESENT
Jun 6 2005 9:02PM
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skier_jules
Posts: 541 - Karma: 11
i gave a boy a blow job the other night- and he ate me out.....my parents know i smoke dope...

sk sk sk sk sk ski unit
Jun 6 2005 9:05PM
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4frntmorrison
Posts: 660 - Karma: 10
polishing the dolphin

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Jun 6 2005 9:12PM
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fizzlefry
Posts: 4662 - Karma: 15
bahahaha.

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stickers dont stick after they've been stuck
Jun 6 2005 9:44PM
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1080ski
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 191
haha, thats priceless

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Jun 6 2005 9:45PM
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skier_jules
Posts: 541 - Karma: 11
don't hate--- i know you're jealous....

sk sk sk sk sk ski unit
Jun 6 2005 9:49PM
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skier_jules
Posts: 541 - Karma: 11
^^^^^ thats my old bf. now hes jealous i'm giving other guys some.....wow.

sk sk sk sk sk ski unit
Jun 6 2005 9:50PM
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fizzlefry
Posts: 4662 - Karma: 15
yeah let me tell me how jelous i am. gaddamn. i dont want some parasite of a girl suckin my cock. "my parents know i smoke dope" you probly dont know what dope is stupidbitch.

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Jun 6 2005 10:07PM
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highfive
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 11
Youre one bad mothafucka.

A LESSON FROM A HARDCORE SMOKER:
if your really hardcore you can just smoke out of your hands. make a loose fist but keep your fingers together and pack the entire empty space in the middle with herb. then open up your pinky finger enough so that the herb doesnt fall out but you can light it. then just breath in from the top hole and ull get mad respect -eastar5

Jun 6 2005 10:13PM
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freestyle_rich
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
that i go on NewSchoolers





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Jun 6 2005 10:14PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
ya how much i masturabte and how much sex ive had

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Jun 6 2005 10:59PM
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Sashac
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 88
I'm homosexual

Jun 6 2005 11:07PM
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ktlu
Posts: 2491 - Karma: 25
ive actually told my parents a lot of the shit ive done... they think im being sarcastic and kidding, and then just laugh. it works out well for me


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Jun 6 2005 11:07PM
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eheath
Posts: 61100 - Karma: 118,254
that i smoke, or that i party at all, or that i use there money for drugs haha

whats up now bitch




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Jun 6 2005 11:09PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
yeah probley that i've smoked, and i use their hard earned money to buy weed...only sometimes tho

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Jun 6 2005 11:52PM
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Lefroy
Posts: 861 - Karma: 10
umm that i drink... although they have ot be blind not to know... i try and hide, it just doesn't work...
oh.. i hid of of my boyfriends from them.. he came over everyday last summer but i told them he was jsut a friend so they would'nt be spying on me..

yeah.. i'm not much of a rebel...

~meghan
Jun 7 2005 12:00AM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
1. that i dated a weed dealer for a few months and started smoking pot up to 6 times a day...smoked myself retarded basically. his clients would come over and hed smoke them and me out-with every single client.

2. my ex step dad used to hit me

3. ive met waaaay too many people off the internet and to her thats not cool

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Jun 7 2005 2:44AM
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kds
Posts: 375 - Karma: 18
that ive been arrest 3 times
that ive got a 24 hour suspension

2 in the pink 1 in the stink !!!!
Jun 7 2005 2:04PM
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t-mack101
Posts: 909 - Karma: 10
that me and some of my friends killed a neighbors on acident when shooting a .30-06 and some one came up with the idea to burn it so we did. then the cops came to my house and mom and dad started bitching at them for some shit

I AM A RACER
Jun 7 2005 2:08PM
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aznpcskier
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 113
^^you bastard!

Jun 7 2005 3:38PM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
the cool part about it all, is that there is just about nothing I could do or tell my parents that would upset them much. Since my brothers have been in and out of prison, jail, and correctional facilities, that means I'm the good child. So as long as I don't go to prison, it's good.

Jun 7 2005 3:38PM
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nsnski240
Posts: 1623 - Karma: 15
I have CHOCOLATE hidden under my bed!!! my parents have no idea! it's awesome!!

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Jun 7 2005 3:40PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
you're so going to jail

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Jun 7 2005 3:50PM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
o snap, no you didn't!

haha the one from Jklops about runnin ova his cat was hilarious

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breaking up with a boyfriend in your case due to his flacid penis and your shrivled up vag is like a old couple breaking up becuase the old woman doesnt want to go to bingo on saturday night and the old man does. its simply nonsense-EastCoastAR5
Jun 7 2005 4:02PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
rhahahaahah

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Jun 7 2005 4:05PM
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pesja
Posts: 806 - Karma: 148
one time, when i was around 5-6 years old and it was in the winter and really cold. so, we had this barrel with water for the horses that we broke the ice on every day, well one day i figured out that i was going to punish on of our evil chickens, by putting them in the cold water to scare them, because they always made alot of mess and shit. but i wasn't able to catch any, so i took the only good on we had. it was like a cat or something. not afraid of us at all. it was a really weird chicken. so, me and my step sister gave it a little bath and after some minutes in the water i said like "i think mr chikcen is sleeping" and my step sister was like, "nah, i think his kinda dead" so we threw the chicken down into some bushes. 1 year later they found out


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Jun 7 2005 5:00PM
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.John.
Posts: 6943 - Karma: 14
it's kinda funny, but I felt like such a dick

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Jun 7 2005 5:04PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
yeah but atleast you managed to bring me to tears with that story^

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Jun 7 2005 5:19PM
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40ozKid
Posts: 209 - Karma: 10
Smoking pot was my secret until two months ago when my dad went into my room looking for something and he happened to come across my stash. Surprisingly they only took away car for a month, i dont even drive often. I thought he was going to kick my ass, he used to be a cop. I dont really have any secrets except a gay school one. Ive convinced my parents that i really have a hard time learning in school when i really just cruise by, they expect me to be an honor roll student, which im capable of but fuck that. It kind of back fired because there making me get a tutor. Hopefully its a hot chick


don't let the days go by
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Jun 7 2005 6:17PM
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beefbud
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 13
whoa didnt you move in with some cubans?

Jun 7 2005 10:43PM
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sugarnspice
Posts: 586 - Karma: 7
that my last name was susan deluchi


official NS bitch
Jun 7 2005 11:16PM
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Stryken
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 22
I don't even think I have any...they are all ones that parents should ASSUME their kids are doing when they are alone at college....heh

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
Jun 7 2005 11:36PM
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freerider_klo
Posts: 1868 - Karma: 14
umm, probly that i take my moms truck out all the time, and i almost put it in the ditch a 1000 times

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skiing=RADICAL
Jun 7 2005 11:43PM
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zmanalex
Posts: 452 - Karma: 10
Ahhh strodes comment was classic, nothing better that a paris skankton crack.



KISS THE RINGS BITCH!
Jun 7 2005 11:53PM
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DrGonzo729
Posts: 1312 - Karma: 10
cocaine

-------Numbers have dehumanized us. Over breakfast coffee we read of 40,000 American dead in Vietnam. Instead of vomiting, we reach for the toast. Our morning rush through crowded streets is not to cry murder but to hit that trough before somebody else gobbles our share.----------------------------------D alton Trumbo, 1970

Jun 8 2005 12:08AM
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Schoening
Posts: 14332 - Karma: 1,266
HAAHHAHAHHAHAH^^

Jun 8 2005 12:38AM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
I bring a few hoes home every friday night and have sexy parties in my bedroom. No, no real secrets hidden from them, just things i'd rather not talk about...





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Jun 8 2005 12:44AM
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lipen69
Posts: 2301 - Karma: 16
that most nights my neighbor sneaks into my bed thru my door and we do it.

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Jun 8 2005 12:49AM
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CanOpener
Posts: 202 - Karma: 10
HAHAHAHAHAHHA

I must find the perfect spoon.
Jun 8 2005 2:28AM
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XtRemE11
Posts: 5680 - Karma: 268
that i love anal

Jun 8 2005 5:11AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
yea i'd probably have to say, that i've fucked in their bed plenty of times. and allowed my buddies to fuck in their bed. oher than that, my disappointments are pretty well known. i was considered a coke head for a little while there because i got pretty thin hiking and skiing in the back country. im a complete fuck up. so i got everyone in my family beat. if they want to rag on me its ok, they jsut better do it behind my back.

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Jun 8 2005 11:44AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
another one might be that i've dated women less than half my parents age. my mom actually found out about one and was a little pissed off.

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Jun 8 2005 11:47AM
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