Why is it that when you drink, it can sometimes be so much fun, and other times, some of the worst shit happens. Like last night, well i dunno what happened but i woke up this morning with a bump on my head, a cut on my ear and face and my hip really hurt, no idea what happened. Probably don't wanna know.
u know what really sucks? is when u meet someone and screw them when ur really drunk and u dont remember their name in the morning and u feel all weird its some crazy shit!!!!
' everything in life is about having wind shield washing fliud' - Darryl Hunt driving in Paul's dirty ass van!
once upon a time I get so drunk fell asleep in a snow bank got hypothermia and alchohol poisoining. It snowed an inch on me while I wore a tshirt. Thus drink in moderation ladies, you will all learn.
Dude, jeffy, that girl sounded as smart as a piece of toast. - Said by Schmuckelberry Pie aka Schmuckels the clown aka Jeff Schmuck
I drank a lot last night, a-lot-a-lot. And I am not hungover. And only spent $20 all night. It was good.
'I'm obviously not sober enough to drive trees!'
'Umm... we are the the largest online community shit.'
I also meant to say that alcohol was the answer to all problems.
My dad told me yesterday that he had to pick me up and take me inside when he got home that night around 1:30, i was passed out laying in my garage. I am guessing that isn't near the worst of what happened though, and im not lookin forward to finding out
ive had to drag my drunken ass home many a time
but did i quit and let someone do it for me??? NO!
and i said: 'well, you see, night time and daytime are two entirely different times' - Skipimp_
You know what is even more dangerous than booze...people who dont drink. I was out in a bar with a buddy of mine who was styling a shirt that said its cool not to drink, some preppy frat boy fuck actually said something to a large tattooed kid about being a pussy for not drinking. So 10 minutes later when the frat boy went for a smoke with some friends, my buddy walked outside and didnt say a word just punched him in the face, then turned and layed out one of the frat boys friends. Said now whose a pussy and walked back inside. It was the fucking funniest thing I ever saw, it was like a real life mike vallely move...two punches two unconsious drunks.
A brave man will not live forever but a coward will never live.
i got tanked last night and remember most of the night and fuck was it hilarious...best time ever...
Hey yo, im bringin' it down with the sick boyz crew
Ill urban jibs is what we do
People barf, when we throw down
Cause the SBC is the illest in the town.
make sure you have good friends who won't let bad shit happen to you.
i've decided that drinking in high school before you go to college is actually a good thing because:
1. in high school you have friends that you've known since 1st grade to take care of you.
2. you have to keep in mind the fact that you have to go home to your parents at the end of the night. this curbs how much you drink.
3. when you do drink too much you learn from it (hopefully, it took me a couple times).
4. when you get to college you know your limit and you're not the dumb freshman in the hospital with alcohol poisioning.
5. you know how to cure your own hangovers before you get to college.
'what do you see when you look at me? do you take me for a fool? this fool is through.'
i don't understand how people can become violent drunks. i really don't. when im totally fucked up i like to sit and chill with a smoke or a nice blunt. i've only been involved in one fight while being drunk and that was on thursday when i had to watch my buddy's back.
'Don't tell my parents Rob. They think I don't drink!' - a very drunk girl at the 2Track premier in Ottawa
you guys need to handle your booze better. drink in moderation - but sometimes it's good to get right messed up and go for a drunken adventure... most of the time you make it to a bed or couch... the other times... meh.
on saturday this kids parents went out of town and i hadnt slept for a really long time was up all friday night so atl ike 1:30 in the mornig after many beerongs and couple shotguns i passed out in his basement on the concrete floor and someone said i was walkign around in my sleep downstairs. Then when i woke up the next day i had on someone elses shoes and jacket and was asleep on a couch all the way upstairs and i have no idea what i was doing. bud is a lot more fun than drinking
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