Have you guys ever donr these? You go on the chat and find people to interview. Here's a few i did awhile ago.
Steve's Random AOL Interviews
An Interview with sportsstar6025(aka:Hallie)
twix1182: So what is your name?
twix1182: Genny Herpy
sportsstar6205: general herpies
twix1182: Yes, do you have a problem with my name?
twix1182: No you sicko, just Genny
sportsstar6205: do u even no what general herpies are
twix1182: I am supposed to ask the questions around here.
sportsstar6205: ok well do u
twix1182: Do you know what genital herpies is?
sportsstar6205: u dont
twix1182: It is not general, it is genital
sportsstar6205: u dont no what they are do u?
twix1182: Okay, I'll tel lyou.
sportsstar6205: u dont even no
sportsstar6205: i do
twix1182: i do know
sportsstar6205: then what r they
twix1182: Well, what is is a highly contagious, sexually transmitted viral infection of the genital and anal regions caused by herpes simplex and characterized by small clusters of painful lesions.:-P
twix1182: u like those apples
twix1182: Well do you? I asked you a question
twix1182: So lets move on shall we?
twix1182: Where you from Hallie?
twix1182: Is that even a state?
twix1182: What is on the state quarter for that state?
sportsstar6205: u never heard of wisconsin
twix1182: yes, i do believe so
twix1182: I guess I'll have to ask again. What is on the state quarter for that state?
sportsstar6205: i dont no
twix1182: Don't even know what's on your state quarter? Sum state that is
sportsstar6205: i dont pay attention to quaters
twix1182: Well,m for your information Wisconsin is a 2004 state quarter so it should not be out yet. Caught you again
twix1182: I'm on a roll taday arn't I?
twix1182: ARN'T I??!?!?!?!
twix1182: This interview is over!!!!
An Interview with AmidamaruMashima(aka:Sora)
twix1182: so, first off ill be a gentleman and ask ur name.Whats ur name
AmidamaruMashima: So, do I seem female or something?
twix1182: You can be a gentleman to anyone can't you? Anyways, I'm asking the questions around here.
AmidamaruMashima: I go by Sora, okay?
twix1182: Okay, sounds like a temporary plan
twix1182: never mind Sona
AmidamaruMashima: It means Sky in japanese.
twix1182: Oh, well that answers my next question
AmidamaruMashima: Now, what's next?
AmidamaruMashima: Or is that it?
twix1182: Oh, this is just the beginning
AmidamaruMashima: Then by all means, continue.
twix1182: What class would you put yourself in if I asked you if you were class 1 2 or 3?
AmidamaruMashima: 2. Without knowing the situation, 2 is the safest to go with.
twix1182: Well Rona, that means you are a door to door salesman that sells gloves, but ironically has no hands
AmidamaruMashima: The name is sora.
twix1182: yea, of course
AmidamaruMashima: So, was that it?
twix1182: No, I have much more to ask Sofa
twix1182: Do you like pussies?
AmidamaruMashima: *Looks down.* Yeah.
twix1182: I'm talking about catsyou know.
AmidamaruMashima: *Continues to stare at pet cat.* I know.
twix1182: Good, we're on the same page.
AmidamaruMashima: Yeah, so what's next?
twix1182: Like I said, I ask the questions around here
AmidamaruMashima: And your next question is?
twix1182: What else you want me to ask Zora?
AmidamaruMashima: Ask me if I'm horny.
twix1182: Are you corny?
AmidamaruMashima: *Looks down at bowl of popcorn.* Hell yeah.
twix1182: I like it, I like it alot
AmidamaruMashima: So you should.
twix1182: Are you a fan of Jiffy Pop?
Previous message was not received by AmidamaruMashima because of error: User AmidamaruMashima is not available.
twix1182: This interview is over due to technical difficulties!!!!
An Interview with Rich(aka:BIGshaZaamD)
twix1182: so word up
twix1182: whats shizzling my whixxle
BIGshaZaamD: r u a m or f
twix1182: what the hell u talkin bout foo
twix1182: so, what hazziling my shnazzizle?
BIGshaZaamD: how the fuck am i supposed to know
BIGshaZaamD: you made it up it can mean whatever you want it to mean
twix1182: So what is your name?
BIGshaZaamD: Rich n you/
twix1182: I'm not authorized to say. For now, I am chocolate cheesecake.
twix1182: Are you by any chance Richie Rich?
twix1182: Okay, just clearing the air
twix1182: Do you sell dope
twix1182: Do you like to smoke the chalupa?
twix1182: So I guess your clean then
twix1182: C'mon, tell the truth. We're buddies. You can tell me anything.
BIGshaZaamD: ok well im clean
twix1182: If i was to tell you i was an FBI Agent in search for a druglord, would you stop talking?
BIGshaZaamD: no because idk any druglords
twix1182: Interesting, I never said anything about anyone KNOWING any druglords.
BIGshaZaamD: if you were looking for one i would have to know him to tell you where he is but i do not know any druglord so i cant help you
twix1182: But all i said was that i was in search for a druglord. i didn't say i wanted to ask you any questions.
BIGshaZaamD: yhou said you were an FBI agent in search of a druglord of course your going to ask question you moron
twix1182: No, quite the contrary, you fizzle
twix1182: Shall we keep going, or is this too much for a druglord to handle?
twix1182: This WILL keep going until one of us leaves, and it sure will not be me
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BIGshaZaamD: yeah what about it?
twix1182: whats this? It's the drug salute itsn't it?
BIGshaZaamD: o yeah
twix1182: I found it in your informationj. aka info.
twix1182: im on to you
BIGshaZaamD: alright your fucking getting annoying
twix1182: Chocolate Cheesecake, or Pepperoni Pizza?
twix1182: Dude, I made Pepporoni Pizza up, it doesn't exist.
BIGshaZaamD: see that is fucking annoying
BIGshaZaamD: dont fucking talk to me unless your going to hold a normal convo
twix1182: Druggies get annoyed pretty easily don't they. That is their one weakness.
twix1182: This is normal FBI convo.
twix1182: Looks like he couldn't take the heat. This interview is OVER!!!
BIGshaZaamD: THANK FUCKING GOD
twix1182: I'm back!!!
BIGshaZaamD: how old are you
twix1182: Unless you press that block buddy in the corner of your window, I'm gonna be here for a loooonnnnnggg time.
BIGshaZaamD: i dont care if i block you or not....im reporting you to aim right now for impersonating an FBI agent
twix1182: Ouch, that hurts
twix1182: My main man from the FBI is going to be mad now
twix1182: He's going to rip me a new one
twix1182: This interview is officially over!!
An Interview with Katharina(aka:dragon89rules)
twix1182: Well, firstly, how is it going?
dragon89rules: it's going fine
dragon89rules: and yourself?
twix1182: Not bad, not bad
dragon89rules: thats good
twix1182: So, I'm guessing your a big fan of dragons?
dragon89rules: this is my very first s/n, but yeah dragons are cool
twix1182: Do you like to slay the dragon?
dragon89rules: I cant say that I do
twix1182: Do you use their fire breath to toast bread for your peanut butter sandwiches?
dragon89rules: I'm not that talented
twix1182: That's okay, we're not good at everything
twix1182: Do you ride dragons much?
dragon89rules: no cant say Ive ever ridin a dragon
twix1182: Why not?
dragon89rules: i dunno
twix1182: if you could choose would you be a icelandish firebreather or an english fire cracker
twix1182: Nice, very nice choice
twix1182: So, where rare you from?
dragon89rules: New Jersey
twix1182: Good ole Vermont I must say.
twix1182: But im going to New Jersey this weekend
dragon89rules: cool where in New Jersey?
twix1182: Not sure going to a party
twix1182: How old are you?
dragon89rules: 14 you?
twix1182: 15 what a small world
dragon89rules: it is very small
twix1182: What's your real name?
twix1182: Well, Steve.
twix1182: Well I gotta get going to another interview, but maybe I'll see you in Dirty Jersey this weekend
dragon89rules: have fun
twix1182: Right back at ya.
twix1182: This interview is over.
twix1182: So long now, don't let the hobo's into the house.
dragon89rules: i wont I keep my door locked
An Interview With Will Ryan (aka: bobaggins10)
twix1182: We know people have been waiting to know about the William for quite some time now. So we'll start off with this. Do you preferr Cheddar or American?
bobaggins10: Cheddar, by far. It just tastes so much better. The way it just hits your lips.
twix1182: I'd have to agree. What do you like cheddar on?
bobaggins10: Grilled Cheese and Hamburgers
twix1182: Good. Is there anything else you want to say before we go on?
twix1182: .......Yes....... What are your favorite hobbies?
bobaggins10: biking, skiing, and music
bobaggins10: \but i also collect stamps
twix1182: That, I'd have to say, is the most interesting hobby of all.
bobaggins10: Why do you think I do it?
bobaggins10: For the love baby, for the love.
twix1182: So, I spend hours or days coming up with questions to ask my AOL interviewees. I went to sleep last night and gave up thinking of questions to ask, so I ask you to ask me what to ask you for a question.
bobaggins10: Ask me why is the world round and duby duby dop
twix1182: Why is the world round and duby duby dop?
bobaggins10: becase, stupid, if it wasn't it would look dumb, and a diby di
bobaggins10: this interview is over.
twix1182: O, I see.
bobaggins10: Thats right.
twix1182: We will be back soon with a continuing of this interview. See you soon my fellow jingle jollies.
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