dont try to get out of the test, you'll be screwed. If its in a few weeks, exercise a lot and it'll hopefully get out of your fat where its stored. Im not sure, but i think water just helps stuff go through your system faster in general, but exercise works best ive heard.
breaking up with a boyfriend in your case due to his flacid penis and your shrivled up vag is like a old couple breaking up becuase the old woman doesnt want to go to bingo on saturday night and the old man does. its simply nonsense-EastCoastAR5
yeah if you have to bring pee. but you wont i bet. and i doubt they would watch you at work. so you could just put water from the toilet in it. or if you really want to you can rub bleach on yer dick before you go in and then rub that on the inside of the cup and it kills the weed stuff in yer piss.