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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
oh god, alright, I'm pretty sure i just saw my parents having sex about thirty seconds ago... has this happened to anyone else?


-katie
May 29 2005 2:33AM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
oh my god. you poor poor girl

does any1 no the name of the song that goes WHOOHO! dunananna WHOOHO!skierdude11 please... that is not a question... it is a quote. i know the song. and no, most of you have it wrong anyway.
May 29 2005 2:34AM
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bret
Posts: 2845 - Karma: 833
naw i've never seen it, but one time i was walking down the hall one night to get a snack, cuz i was hungry.... and i heard them.




my level of radness... it just can't... be quantified.
May 29 2005 2:35AM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
fortunately I didn't see any body parts... I went upstairs to change and glanced in their room because I heard their TV on, and I just saw one heap under the covers (as opposed to two) and it was moving around... I sketched out and spun around, and went to my own room, then a couple seconds later I heard their door close. fuck eh..


-katie
May 29 2005 2:38AM
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jarossamdb7
Posts: 6322 - Karma: -10
it happens.


but damn that sucks.

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the next time your about to make a racial slur stop, think about all the delicious foods that come from his or her country and channel your energy towards the purchase of your next international delight.

-guttermouth


May 29 2005 2:40AM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
ive heard them, i turned my system all the way up in my room and turned the subwoofer up. and hoped to god i wouldnt hear them

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May 29 2005 2:41AM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
^yep. due call to smoke a bowl, I'd say.


-katie
May 29 2005 2:42AM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
^ I didn't mean to direct that to you anyway, but it's cool... to the face? what do you mean to the face?


-katie
May 29 2005 2:49AM
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Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
to the face aka to the dome = to yourself


ya pops fucks like an animal? i dont give a fuck

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May 29 2005 3:35AM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
bahaha.

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May 29 2005 3:41AM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
right, so do you mean 6 bowls totalling 1-1.5 gs or 6 bowls, 1-1.5 g's each. cause thats what you said and it seems pretty ridiculous.


-katie
May 29 2005 3:44AM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
^yeah thats a shitload for one person at once.

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May 29 2005 3:46AM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6648 - Karma: 1,636
I'd watch my parents have sex, ... it's like where you came from,

My mom was hot, i'm not trying to sound weird, but, she was hot,

alot of guys would have liked to watch, i'm not sick,

please don't judge me, at the same time it's my fucking mother,

i ccouldn't do it, it's llike admitting my 20-sister is pretty hot in a tube top,

yes, she does have D-sided breast, and i alway aske her to wear a hoodie,

it's just part of life...

SHe also has a flat stomach, she could be a stripper, but she won't take my advise....

live by the N.E.R.D
May 29 2005 6:36AM
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Jacob_W
Posts: 812 - Karma: 1,387
mwwhahahahahaha^
weirdo

I leave it up to you
I hope you find a good excuse
Because I've given about all that I can give
I could try to count the times
That I've been through this in my mind
But I'm running out of fingers
And I don't have that much time
-Thrice
May 29 2005 7:00AM
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Ktownchic
Posts: 1774 - Karma: 2
ya ive walked in on my parents a few times . and i hear them all the time. its really gross and i cant sleep for hours after because i had been so traumatized.




how about a jib for the mentally unstable aswell. maybe a picture of a kid with down syndrome on a box - anathema
May 29 2005 9:06AM
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TeenageWasteland
Posts: 1237 - Karma: 10
Fight fire with fire. Just go look at some porn and masterbate.

You reached for the secret too soon
You cry for the moon
Shine on you crazy diamond
May 29 2005 9:33AM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
sounds to me like you walked in during foreplay, not during the sex.

I think i walked in on my parents once, but i was 6 or 7 and i didnt have a clue at the time. I went to ask if i could go outside to play, and it was about 1:30 in the afternoon... my only real clue at the time that something was up. But both my parents were in bed and very shocked when i opened the door. anyways, it wasnt till several year later when someone asked me if i had walked in on my parents having sex (and i knew what sex was) that i made the connections.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh
hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
May 29 2005 10:13AM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6648 - Karma: 1,636
Mehh.... my mom was hot dude....

and at least i don't have 19 yearold girls, wanting to suck my prepubencent dick...



live by the N.E.R.D
May 29 2005 10:18AM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6648 - Karma: 1,636
Wait... I wish i did,

but I know hot stirpers.... so fuck you little one,

I challenge you to a game of PIG on the windlip, bring your best trick, i'lll even let you go first,

i have no sponsors, don't worry, and i fall, it's my name Falller,

It's actually my name.... I'll start easy, and let you score first,

you won't keep up....


C you soon,

THe glove has just slapped you across the face, bitch

live by the N.E.R.D
May 29 2005 10:20AM
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NANTUCKET
Posts: 210 - Karma: 17
Older individuals have sex! As much as you may want to ignore it, you were created through sexual intercourse- unless you were adopted?

May 29 2005 10:27AM
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Jacob_W
Posts: 812 - Karma: 1,387
nantucket do you have a lot of sex?

I leave it up to you
I hope you find a good excuse
Because I've given about all that I can give
I could try to count the times
That I've been through this in my mind
But I'm running out of fingers
And I don't have that much time
-Thrice
May 29 2005 10:30AM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6648 - Karma: 1,636
Date Sent: May 29 2005 10:34:29 - (not read)
C.Faller* --> Jacob_W*
Lets have a game of pig,

lets gamble even,

i've neever seen you ski,

put your money where your mouth is,

name the place and time, i'll school your ass,

i'll come to europe if armada gambels on you, I will win, you have no idea who THe lifejacket is, read up,

Restoring Pride to the Iron Cross since "1983"
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Don't fuck with us...

live by the N.E.R.D
May 29 2005 10:38AM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6648 - Karma: 1,636
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live by the N.E.R.D
May 29 2005 10:39AM
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pmills
Posts: 7162 - Karma: 59
unless you were adopted?! wtf...that would just mean the peopleyou call your parents are not the same 2 people that had sex to have you.

volkl karma: it's the sickest thing to ever happen to skiing

'i don't even need math to know there isn't a god.' - asac
May 29 2005 10:42AM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6648 - Karma: 1,636
-=[604]=- Ya bitch nigga,

P.s, I have no gear, ... i'll do this in rental skis, or trouble makers with no edges...

you tell me whats up...

live by the N.E.R.D
May 29 2005 10:42AM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
ya accidently when i was like 5, i thought for some reason at 1 in the morning my dad was riding the exersize bike, so i went to the bathroom and looked in but idk what i saw so i just went to bed

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put on whatever makes you attractive
if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion
your friends like a certain you
that's who you've got to be
May 29 2005 11:05AM
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parkskiertmr
Posts: 679 - Karma: 11
ok so yesterday i was downstairs and it was like 3 in the afternoon. and i went upstairs to give my dad the phone cause there was a call for him...and the door was locked. but it wasnt like close all the way so i pushed it and it opened and they were laying in bed like about to go to sleep. i think there was some action going on right before i walked in.

the gunshot holds no fear
May 29 2005 11:16AM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
i am so glad my parents are divorcing....





-Lauren
May 29 2005 11:17AM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
yes, older individuals who are not our parents have sex. You cant honestly tell me that the thoght of your parents doing it isnt somewhat horrific to you.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh
hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
May 29 2005 11:19AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
hearing your parents is nasty shit



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17


My time is winding down.............just wait for it
May 29 2005 11:19AM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
ill post it for u since no1 on here nos how too

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-Ryan


breaking up with a boyfriend in your case due to his flacid penis and your shrivled up vag is like a old couple breaking up becuase the old woman doesnt want to go to bingo on saturday night and the old man does. its simply nonsense-EastCoastAR5
May 29 2005 11:19AM
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ski8990
Posts: 5961 - Karma: 19
my friend had a fat ass mom and her and his step day fuck all the time and its fucking gross! she has all sorts of dildos and other shit. fucking disgusting!

Where did you get your clothes, the toilet store?

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May 29 2005 2:50PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
WHAT the fuck?

does any1 no the name of the song that goes WHOOHO! dunananna WHOOHO!skierdude11 please... that is not a question... it is a quote. i know the song. and no, most of you have it wrong anyway.
May 29 2005 2:54PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13042 - Karma: 18,256
I sorry to hear that katesd. My parents never closed the door either back then (when I was aabout 8).
Think happy thoughts and hopefully you wont remember it.



Responsability,what's that?
May 29 2005 3:01PM
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willbski9
Posts: 2014 - Karma: 31
My freind walked into his batroom to find his mom giving his dad head butt naked on the floor. His moms been super nice to him ever since.

a male gynocologist is like an auto machanic who doesnt own a car
May 29 2005 3:23PM
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pommery
Posts: 853 - Karma: 185
ew, his room?

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bombing for peace is like screwing for virginity.
May 29 2005 3:25PM
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willbski9
Posts: 2014 - Karma: 31
the bathroom^

a male gynocologist is like an auto machanic who doesnt own a car
May 29 2005 3:33PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
waaaaaaiiit, did you just challenge Jacob Wester to a ski off? you'll school his ass??!! ahahahaha nice craig!


- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!
May 29 2005 3:36PM
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Kevo
Posts: 2374 - Karma: 136
HAHAHA. This is the first time I have laughed out loud at something this guy said. ...unless you were adopted. hahaha, I guess people that are adopted aren't created through sexual intercourse.




To love the times we have
To like what makes us sad
To live when others die
To lose and say goodbye
To last until our moment comes
May 29 2005 3:36PM
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Anson
Posts: 1348 - Karma: 11
What do you mean by "sex?" I don't know what this is.

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My Lamentable plight... ...I am calamity.
May 29 2005 3:45PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6435 - Karma: 108
When i was younger like 7 or 8 i found a dildo. I was looking for some dress socks for my suit. I didnt know what it was and i just put it back and later when i found out what they were i made the connection

thats what she said

Chris

Have a JIBARITO!
May 29 2005 4:55PM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
no no it wasn't foreplay. I would describe how I know but I really don't want to actually form the words because that forces me to visualize it again.


-katie
May 29 2005 5:40PM
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mk2
Posts: 1330 - Karma: 13
i am very glad my parents are divorced

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and saint paul did approch the rail and the lord did say "hit it you pussy". and saint paul did hit the rail and the lord was pleased
May 29 2005 6:00PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
my parents can't stand to sleep in the same room, let alone fuck.. so i think i'm in the clear. despite how nasty and haunting it might be to see such a thing, at least you should be happy your parents are still attracted to each other (and obviously are still in love)


stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin
(dfp represent)


keep it real.
May 29 2005 6:13PM
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AttitashSkier
Posts: 2494 - Karma: 10
word, same here

'Ya CKO, exposure? You aren't exactly the sports most reknowned photographer. OMG, I'm sure Bushfield is really upset you think he is a hucker. I can name a million other riders who are worse and take themselves way more seriously than Rory. Maybe you should not try and give your opinion on riders until you are financially in the position to do so. Otherwise, no one is going to want to work with you and you will never make it in dis' bizness. Get a life, loser.'
- stuffy55

GLC
May 29 2005 6:17PM
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freestyle_rich
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
ive heard my parents have sex before, there room is right across from mine. it doesnt really gross me out because i havent actually seen them.





No Props!
May 29 2005 7:06PM
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Quinn
Posts: 1428 - Karma: 16
Had to laugh at that. Because i'm sure that in writing that sentence, you were forced to visualize it again hahaaa.
Apr 9 2007 1:09AM
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ZavierV
Posts: 5077 - Karma: 100
im scarred for life because sso many girls are posting, what the fuck is happening??!?!
Apr 9 2007 1:14AM
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errrka
Posts: 2261 - Karma: 6,058
yeah when me and my brother were little we were looking for something in my moms room adn looke dunder the bed and there was a "box of treasures" had some very odd pictures. me and my brother put it back and scrammed. never spoke of it again.
Apr 9 2007 1:39AM
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MissMontana
Posts: 971 - Karma: 42
AHHHHHH HORRIBLE.
I'm in an Anthropology of Gender class and the professor was telling us about how lots of Convalescent (old folks) homes have to have sex ed teachers come back and do lectures and distribute condoms and what not because there have been rampant STD outbreaks. Ahhhh old people having sex ewwww uk. wrinkles...
Also, it's really disturbing to know people old enough to be in a home are getting more ass then me. boooooo.
Apr 9 2007 1:46AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,147
one time i walked into my house at about 4am when i had originally told my parents that i wouldnt be coming home that night. the whole house was dark and the stereo in the living room was on pretty loud. i walked in and walked over by the stereo, confused by why it wasnt keeping my parents up or why they hadnt shut it off. then i realized i was standing over them doing it on the living room floor. it was really dark so i didnt see much (thank the lord). i immediately exited and stayed the night in my car in the driveway of my brothers house (it was locked and he wasnt home). they didnt notice that i had come in. thank God.
Apr 9 2007 1:52AM
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