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Uncle Jessie

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foodisfun
Posts: 5427 - Karma: 287
Well since everyone else is creating new cults, i figured i'd make the "Uncle Jessie Cult"(from full house of course). im not sure if anyone else has created this cause i didn't wanna read through all the cults. if u think i should do this then tell me

I'll take ya to the barber shop,
I'll shave a little off the top,
on the floor the hair will drop,
keep going till the razor stops
BZZZZZzzzzzz

i got mad rhyming skills son
May 26 2005 9:37PM
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tandan83
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 141
nobody is going to join your cult cause it sounds lame


I would rather discover a single fact, even a small one, than debate the great issues at length without discovering anything at all. -- Galileo Galilei, c. 1640

May 26 2005 9:40PM
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skichica128
Posts: 587 - Karma: 10
i'd join an uncle jesse cult, cuz full house rocks my socks and uncle jesse has pretty cool hair.

May 26 2005 9:50PM
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Jasmine
Posts: 1489 - Karma: 10
yeah, he's fairly hot. sign me up




Can't fight darkness with darkness, only with light.
May 26 2005 9:53PM
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Badfish2
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 21
you got it dude

May 26 2005 10:12PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
talk to me

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May 26 2005 10:16PM
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skibunnie
Posts: 1756 - Karma: 14
I want in. Uncle Jesse is my idol. if you like him too you should to to www.wwujd.com cause it's rad. doooo it!!!

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May 26 2005 10:52PM
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foodisfun
Posts: 5427 - Karma: 287
yea what do you say to that "tandan". how can u not like uncle jessie. i'll start it tomorrow cause i have to do hw and then go to bed

I'll take ya to the barber shop,
I'll shave a little off the top,
on the floor the hair will drop,
keep going till the razor stops
BZZZZZzzzzzz

i got mad rhyming skills son
May 26 2005 11:00PM
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SnowKristaL
Posts: 637 - Karma: 15
I'd join a cult for Uncle Jesse. What a fox. Was then, still is. The girls know what I am saying.

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch. It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.
May 27 2005 12:42AM
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december
Posts: 827 - Karma: 10
WHAT WOULD UNCLE JESSE DO?!





May 27 2005 1:30AM
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nut
Posts: 625 - Karma: 12
uncle Jesse from the Dukes of Hazzard is much cooler, and has better hair.





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May 27 2005 12:59PM
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foodisfun
Posts: 5427 - Karma: 287
maybe uncle jessie from dukes of hazard had better hair, but did he play in a rockin band and marry rebecca from tv? yea i don't think so

I'll take ya to the barber shop,
I'll shave a little off the top,
on the floor the hair will drop,
keep going till the razor stops
BZZZZZzzzzzz

i got mad rhyming skills son
May 27 2005 2:18PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
uncle jesse is the shit, i love his mullet in the old ones and elvis impresion

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May 27 2005 3:04PM
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jksl
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i was just about to post that site...so good

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May 27 2005 3:11PM
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will987654321
Posts: 2092 - Karma: 15
you didnt read through all the cults first? dude, theres about a million uncle jesse cults already. this site pretty much becomes an uncle jesse site during the offseason


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May 27 2005 4:02PM
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oakjewlery
Posts: 4905 - Karma: 32
full house is they worst show ever made

trust me

"We’re comin’ off with the crazy nigga shit that can’t nobody touch,"- ODB
May 27 2005 4:21PM
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foodisfun
Posts: 5427 - Karma: 287
^^ "im not sure if anyone else has created this cause i didn't wanna read through all the cults"

I'll take ya to the barber shop,
I'll shave a little off the top,
on the floor the hair will drop,
keep going till the razor stops
BZZZZZzzzzzz

i got mad rhyming skills son
May 27 2005 11:13PM
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kykelly05
Posts: 1295 - Karma: 11
no by far the best awfully close with boy meets world

May 27 2005 11:15PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
oh shit i almost yelled at you cuz i thought u were dissin boy meets world. shit

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put on whatever makes you attractive
if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion
your friends like a certain you
that's who you've got to be
May 27 2005 11:57PM
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NickMartini
Posts: 7761 - Karma: 8,356
boom

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May 28 2005 11:13AM
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sconniestyle
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uncle jessie is the only man i would let penetrate my loins.



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May 28 2005 3:03PM
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foodisfun
Posts: 5427 - Karma: 287
yea same here. the best thing tho, is when i get home from school i watch boy meets world for an hour (3-4) and then right after is none other than full house (4-5) abc family rocks

I'll take ya to the barber shop,
I'll shave a little off the top,
on the floor the hair will drop,
keep going till the razor stops
BZZZZZzzzzzz

i got mad rhyming skills son
May 28 2005 8:52PM
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