so last night my parents go out and my cousin me and my bro are just chilling for the night.......know i just had dinner and mu parents were talking about leaving me and my bro more this year on the weekends becazuse know me and him are both working lots and "growing up" (15 and 16 years old)...then my mom says "steven (my dad) did u have a blue last night?" and he said "no" so then she thought that me my cousin and my bro drank it....i was like "r u serious?" i" i cannot beleive that u would think that i would drink without telling u and if i was going to drink i wouldnt split 1 beer with TWO OTHER PEOPLE. and know she still thinks tha us three drank it and that i drink behind her back.....my dad through this whole time is like vicki(mom) "r u serious?" "u actually think these three kids would drink only one beer?" and at this point i was really milking it and my dad was just like "get over it......even if they did it isnt a bad thing that three kids only drank one beer"
i still cannot believe how she was treating me like i did something wrong and i didnt even drink the god damn beer and if i did i would of drank more than one frigging beer.....
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dude in the dryer my step-mom found a chicks shirt with my bed sheets. she accused me of having naked chicks in my bed and i KNOW it was her shirt. this story would have been better if i actually HAD naked chicks in my bed.
my sheets were in the dryer spinning. she just threw her shirt in there to dry because it was in the washer, and thought it was some chicks shirt that was in with my bedsheets. she completely forgot it was her shirt that she threw in with my sheets to dry. make sense?
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying,O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and breakfast cereals and...