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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
so last night my parents go out and my cousin me and my bro are just chilling for the night.......know i just had dinner and mu parents were talking about leaving me and my bro more this year on the weekends becazuse know me and him are both working lots and "growing up" (15 and 16 years old)...then my mom says "steven (my dad) did u have a blue last night?" and he said "no" so then she thought that me my cousin and my bro drank it....i was like "r u serious?" i" i cannot beleive that u would think that i would drink without telling u and if i was going to drink i wouldnt split 1 beer with TWO OTHER PEOPLE. and know she still thinks tha us three drank it and that i drink behind her back.....my dad through this whole time is like vicki(mom) "r u serious?" "u actually think these three kids would drink only one beer?" and at this point i was really milking it and my dad was just like "get over it......even if they did it isnt a bad thing that three kids only drank one beer"

i still cannot believe how she was treating me like i did something wrong and i didnt even drink the god damn beer and if i did i would of drank more than one frigging beer.....

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May 15 2005 5:52PM
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Annabelle
Posts: 647 - Karma: 10
haha. i hate parents they always blame you for random shit

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May 15 2005 6:37PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
holy shit the only thing i understood was the damn title



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May 15 2005 6:39PM
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yetigonecrazy
Posts: 931 - Karma: 10
thats why you live on your own and get as drunk as you want, whenever you want

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May 15 2005 6:41PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
ya, parents don't understand anything.

especialy your dad who was agreeing with you. hot damn, he had NO CLUE!

we all go through the whle 'my parents hate me and they suck' stage, you'll get over it in a few years.

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May 15 2005 6:42PM
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ESfreeridepa
Posts: 2204 - Karma: 11
now not know?


May 15 2005 6:54PM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
i cant wait till i get outta highschool then im done with my fucking dad

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May 15 2005 6:58PM
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freestyle_rich
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
yep, can't wait till i move out





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May 15 2005 7:03PM
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ryan.c
Posts: 6592 - Karma: 14
haha thats great, "if i did i woulda drank more then one" i bet she took that one well

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May 15 2005 7:56PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
yeah they pretty much suck, well not my dad that much but my mom got pissed off when i asked to go hangout with this kid i like,she said that we were gonna have sex. she can die. burn bitch burn

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May 15 2005 10:34PM
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katesd
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
way too many "r"s and "u"s in that story...


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May 15 2005 10:53PM
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wiener
Posts: 2247 - Karma: 63
i cant wait for my parents to go to sleep so i can look up pornography on the internet and experiment with different self pleasuring techniques





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May 15 2005 10:57PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
dude in the dryer my step-mom found a chicks shirt with my bed sheets. she accused me of having naked chicks in my bed and i KNOW it was her shirt. this story would have been better if i actually HAD naked chicks in my bed.

May 15 2005 11:01PM
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powderdream
Posts: 1112 - Karma: 12
^^ hey...take it easy

May 15 2005 11:04PM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
^haha thats great. now throw a condom in her bed and call her a whore- falsley accuse her of sleeping around with other men HAHAH

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May 15 2005 11:12PM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
^sorry that was supposed to be to seanpistol

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May 15 2005 11:13PM
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jc_dunn
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 25
Why was YOUR moms shirt in YOUR bed?

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May 15 2005 11:15PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
my sheets were in the dryer spinning. she just threw her shirt in there to dry because it was in the washer, and thought it was some chicks shirt that was in with my bedsheets. she completely forgot it was her shirt that she threw in with my sheets to dry. make sense?

May 16 2005 12:48AM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
^she must be retarded if she didnt know it was her own shirt, or she just has like millions of shirts. but give my idea a try. i posted it above ^^^

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May 16 2005 1:06AM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
or she fucking FRAMED ME. i seriously think that's it.

May 16 2005 1:09AM
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kinosoo
Posts: 925 - Karma: 10
yah that happens

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May 16 2005 10:43AM
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FASTPACE
Posts: 306 - Karma: 10
god dam parents

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