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Natalie Portman showing some serious skin!

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sconniestyle
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for all of you Natalie fans out there, check out this link.

http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2005-05-11-celeb-makeover_x.htm

she shaved her head. the whole thing. one of the most beautiful women in hollywood, or the world for that matter, now looks like a reject from sinead oconner's personal army. although, if anybody could pull off a shaved head, it could be natalie. i just dont know what i will grab onto now when im naughty-wrestling her in my mind. if she only knew how many times we have had sex, she would be amazed.





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May 12 2005 1:18PM
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lineskier10
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uh oh wheres rebel

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May 12 2005 1:38PM
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d-loc
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its for a movie who cares

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May 12 2005 1:38PM
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sconniestyle
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jay will. he is who i was thinking about when i posted this.



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May 12 2005 2:21PM
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(Jonesy)
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whoa, lindsey lohan went blonde? fuck, that's dissapointing. she looks way better red.

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May 12 2005 2:23PM
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icecreamsandwich
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jay is indeed going to be shocked when he gets home from work and reads this....oh dear.

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May 12 2005 4:05PM
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Tolz
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good grief...who cares? its hollywood pop culture...

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May 12 2005 4:40PM
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rebel
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This changes nothing. Natalie's appeal goes well beyond her hair. I actually think it's cool when a girl will do something that risky or faux-pas. As long as it grows back by the wedding, I'm okay with this.

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May 12 2005 4:44PM
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Anathema
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haha, yeah man. she's still smokin'. remember when demi moore did that shit for gi-jane? didn't change a damn thing, she was still pretty fine. it's just hair, it grows back anyways.


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May 12 2005 4:47PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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wow a girl should never shave her head....never. she looks like GI jane or something

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May 12 2005 5:13PM
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strode
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i agree, an ivy league degree is far sexier than any hairstyle



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May 12 2005 5:18PM
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mattwalker
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yea, womens head is the only place they definatley need hair... everything else... shave it, shave that shit bald...

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May 12 2005 5:27PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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^exactly

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May 12 2005 5:30PM
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freestyle_kyle
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she looks wired.. like an alien

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May 12 2005 5:40PM
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freestyle_kyle
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any other pics????

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May 12 2005 5:42PM
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p-lin101
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id still bone the living shit out of her...but yes i do agree red was way sexier

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May 12 2005 5:55PM
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.John.
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bald chicks are gross, no matter how hot their bodies are, they are gross. it's like boning a cancer patient

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May 12 2005 5:58PM
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TahoeSkiPunk720
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natalie looks like a really really ugly man

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May 12 2005 5:58PM
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J.D.
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Couldn't have said it better myself.

... Although I think we'd all agree she does look better WITH hair.

May 12 2005 6:34PM
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Matty.
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Ya she now looks alot worth, but I guess its for a movie so it's not like she actually wanted to have her head like that, she probably got payed alot to have it done too.


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May 12 2005 6:34PM
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sim
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I disagree, who cares about that Ivy League bullshit. If you are saying personality, then I agree.

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May 12 2005 7:43PM
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tricksterboardin
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i think natalie and keira look similar, anyone else think that?


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May 12 2005 8:15PM
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freestyle_kyle
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kiera who?


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johanblaze
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that is disgusting.

May 13 2005 12:06AM
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duhamelski
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i ht that jessica alba was the only one who still looked hot afterwords. everyone else either changed their image woo much or just went overboard.

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May 13 2005 12:10AM
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albatross.
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she looks like one of those predicting things from Minority Report.

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May 13 2005 12:10AM
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guddgulf17
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oh no! a celeb changed her hair color?? i need to know about this! it will be a life changer for sure

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May 13 2005 12:23AM
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KeegLove
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what are you guys talkin about, its all about the bald chicks.

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May 13 2005 1:08AM
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Bangor
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Idk, that's kinda cool. But the picture of her on that site is really sketchy, so I'm holding judgement on this one. The girl's gorgeous though. More power to you, Jay.

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May 13 2005 1:40AM
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switchskier88
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yah jessica alba is still unbeleivabley hot with that hair cut... but stay away she's mine

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May 13 2005 2:14AM
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soccrskiman05
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umm...yah, whether or not she has the harvard degree, the bald look is not hot. and i think its cool if a girl's smart, but im going to an ivy league school next year and its definitely not cuz of the ladies there

May 13 2005 2:17AM
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Aasert
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Portman WAS the hottest jew, not anymore :/

May 13 2005 5:59AM
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kykelly05
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lindsey lohan looks terrrrrible now

May 13 2005 8:14AM
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t-mack101
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yeah she does

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May 13 2005 8:16AM
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