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Side affacts from NOT skiing?

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freestyle_kyle
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 164
its only been like a week since i skied last, but there is no snow in sight anymore. now that i have realized that the season is pretty much over, ive started doing wierd things. i have an urge to spin off of everything, from tree stumps to stairs. i spin like 3's and 5's all the time now. i also jib things, like 180 on, switchup and 3 off. i cant control my urges!!! plus ive been having lots of dreams about skiing. anything crazy happening to others who cant ski anymore?

o and i didnt know if this belonged in ski gabber or no-ski gabber, but w/e

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May 6 2005 11:40PM
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Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
my hands been shaking uncontrolable for the last week. that could be resulting from post skiing withdrawl or PSW

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turns out that i am a leader of the family guy cult, and its dead right now, so msg me if you want in.
May 6 2005 11:43PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 347
i spin off everything, corking when urged

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May 6 2005 11:44PM
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wdbo.
Posts: 4935 - Karma: 173
ya me too i'v been jumping around my house like a mad man
also i search every skiing site i know in order to try and get a glimpse of some tricks
also i watch movie trailers over and over
soon i am going to hike we've just got like a foot or two of snow

don't worry.....i'm rich.
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May 6 2005 11:47PM
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Lineskier-101
Posts: 7863 - Karma: 22
I just start jumping and spinning, and I do 270 on some box/rail object to 450 off.

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May 6 2005 11:48PM
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freestyle_kyle
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 164
okay its nice to know that im not alone in my crazy spinning

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What good are snowblades anyways???
'Well, you could wear them in the parking lot to protect your boots'-Veteran
May 6 2005 11:50PM
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Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
o, i forgot to mention, i do super steezy gorilla style 180's then run backwards for a bit, then jump around.

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turns out that i am a leader of the family guy cult, and its dead right now, so msg me if you want in.
May 6 2005 11:52PM
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Lineskier-101
Posts: 7863 - Karma: 22
^haha, same here, I see how far I can gap doing a 180.

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'Duran Duran bought Armada, Armada bought Microsoft, Microsoft bought MSP and AOL, AOL owns Time4 which owns the MountainSportsMedia which owns SKi, Skiing and RIP Freeze... so Armada now owns McDonalds and Coke.
May 6 2005 11:53PM
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freestyle_kyle
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 164
k but jibbing things is seriously so fun, i wanna do like a switchup 3 or w/e

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What good are snowblades anyways???
'Well, you could wear them in the parking lot to protect your boots'-Veteran
May 6 2005 11:56PM
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Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
im not even that cool. i just do it up curbs and stuff. haha, my body wasnt exactly built for spinning much less spinning off axis.

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turns out that i am a leader of the family guy cult, and its dead right now, so msg me if you want in.
May 7 2005 12:03AM
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freestyle_kyle
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 164
i think we shoudl make a cult for this..

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What good are snowblades anyways???
'Well, you could wear them in the parking lot to protect your boots'-Veteran
May 7 2005 12:04AM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
^freestyle walking? yo i cant stop spinning off shit either, i got a detention because i was 540 and 360 ing our stairs at school. people look at me wierd but they dont get it because they dont ski. it feels good to know you guys are the same. i also do it while walking around in the street ahah peeps think im nuts or somethin.

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May 7 2005 12:07AM
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freestyle_kyle
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 164
okay now joijn the cult, pm me if u want in

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What good are snowblades anyways???
'Well, you could wear them in the parking lot to protect your boots'-Veteran
May 7 2005 12:14AM
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i8van
Posts: 2953 - Karma: 230
yeah. same with me. i'm jumping and spinning everywhere. join me in the newschool walking cult.

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May 7 2005 12:18AM
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switch_9
Posts: 876 - Karma: 10
we are sad

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May 7 2005 12:21AM
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Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
join freestyle_kyle's cult, it has a cooler name!

~~~~~~~~~~~~I HAVE PSW~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Have an uncontrolable urge to jumsp/spin off things because you cant ski?? join the cult. msg me!

Also turns out im a leader of the family guy cult. msg me!
May 7 2005 12:27AM
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freestyle_kyle
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 164
ya it does

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Do you suffer from uncontrollable urges to spin, jib and jump off random objects??? if so... we can help. join the "uncontrolable urges to spin off things... while wearing shoes cult" today!!
May 7 2005 12:29AM
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garrett.
Posts: 9304 - Karma: 3,670
obsessiveness

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May 7 2005 12:55AM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
^yess, i am totaly obsessed with skiing bro, its the only thing im good at, that and driving

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May 7 2005 1:03AM
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freestyle_kyle
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 164
okay this will just make u all BEG to get into this cult!!

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Do you suffer from uncontrollable urges to spin, jib and jump off random objects??? if so... we can help. join the "uncontrolable urges to spin off things... while wearing shoes cult" today!!
May 7 2005 1:16AM
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eheath
Posts: 61090 - Karma: 118,052
word dude im all about the ultra steeze 180s, small or big

whats up now bitch




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May 7 2005 1:46AM
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Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
^you want into the cult?

~~~~~~~~~~~~I HAVE PSW~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Have an uncontrolable urge to jumsp/spin off things because you cant ski?? join the cult. msg me!

Also turns out im a leader of the family guy cult. msg me!
May 7 2005 1:47AM
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zmanalex
Posts: 452 - Karma: 10
damn i want in this cult! Im totally suffuring from psw with spinning of random shit as a side effect!

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May 7 2005 1:52AM
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freestyle_kyle
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 164
your in

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Do you suffer from uncontrollable urges to spin, jib and jump off random objects??? if so... we can help. join the "uncontrolable urges to spin off things... while wearing shoes cult" today!!
May 7 2005 1:57AM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
Ive been getting my bike together and am stoked for that, i cant ski to much park or i get burned out 58 days this season is good for me next year ill get 70 but yeah im good dont want to get burned you know.. maybe a few more days n a week or two we'll see oh yeah and skiing mammoth for the 4th of july so im good till then maybe.

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May 7 2005 2:05AM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
my penis has actually decreased in size as a result of one skiless month.

May 7 2005 2:12AM
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skimack
Posts: 2458 - Karma: 33
Uh, lets see, actually have a social life now, rekindling old friendships which i dropped for skiing in the fall, getting my homework done again, saving some money, maybe buying a bike...yeah, it's been horrible...oh and i should probably say i'll still be skiing until at least june, just not as much as during the winter.

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May 7 2005 3:51AM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
its awful
my family doesnt even recognize me anymore

May 7 2005 3:57AM
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joeengel
Posts: 1089 - Karma: 10
you are all schoolboy bitches

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May 7 2005 4:43AM
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hippie_cat
Posts: 1569 - Karma: 13
your condition has been diagnosed and named by australian psychologists.
you all suffer from SDS, a life-threatening condition.
"what is SDS?", i hear you ask.
simple.
Snow Deprevation Syndrome
simptoms may include random/premature jibulation, an urge to wear you skiing gear and thinking "hitting that would kick ass" whilst looking at anything, including but not limited to, piles of dirt, skateparks and, well, everything.
(for example, a subject that will remain unnamed, is looking longlingly at the stairs.)
*end community service announcement*



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if I ever see Shane McConkey, I'm going to point at his skis and go 'Dude, they look like waterskis!' just to keep the trend going.
May 7 2005 8:03AM
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kykelly05
Posts: 1295 - Karma: 11
haahah .... i spin off everything thing at track.. especially the long jumpers spring board ill spin 180 on that spin whatever i can off... and the polevault pit i am flipping and i've got an urge to buy a trampoline.. its never hit me thiiis bad til this yr

May 7 2005 8:12AM
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skibrdingbitch
Posts: 3990 - Karma: 20
so i do that, like jump off shit and everything.
but like my body actually goes through withdrawls, like after i ski alot for a long period and justs top i get horrible charliehorses all through out my legs.
after camp last summer i went right to college in savannah georgia, i got charlie horses in both my calves every morning for an hour straight for a week, it was horrible


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May 7 2005 11:39AM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
i start having fucked up skiing dreams like last night. it was in north carolina so there were prickly bushes and sand dunes everywhere but they were covered with snow and the resort was run by japonese people. and i finally found the terrain park but this jap ski patroller took away my 1 of my skis so i had to chaise him and he tried to stab me and shit annd so i never got it before i woke up. it might had something to do going to sleep high but mostly from not beging able to ski.

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May 7 2005 11:43AM
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JazzyJ
Posts: 3233 - Karma: 18
haha wow^

my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier is sucking your own dick considered masturbation or self inflicted fellatio? who else but Lat^ *NS Skateboarders*
May 7 2005 12:01PM
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SSteezle
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i have skiing dreams every night, for some reason i get hurt in every one of em......

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May 7 2005 12:06PM
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JazzyJ
Posts: 3233 - Karma: 18
the coolest skiing dreams are ones where you go off a jump and theres very little gavity, so you just keep going up and it feels so real.

my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier is sucking your own dick considered masturbation or self inflicted fellatio? who else but Lat^ *NS Skateboarders*
May 7 2005 12:08PM
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Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
ijust had one last night that was rly dumb. instead of picking my pocketrockets off of the rack outside, i picked up a pair of scramblers. *SHudder* by\ut then i found the guy who owned the skis and somehow i got mine back. im not sure where i was. it was kinda like a messed upo version of crested butte. bu the funny thing was i was skiing perfectly on my broken PR's.. i must be longing to ski on them again even though im sworn to never buy salomon again...

~~~~~~~~~~~~I HAVE PSW~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Have an uncontrolable urge to jumsp/spin off things because you cant ski?? join the cult. msg me!

Also turns out im a leader of the family guy cult. msg me!
May 7 2005 12:13PM
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daniel_insam
Posts: 1494 - Karma: 33
haha the same happens to me, i do 180 and 3's all the time and jump off everything



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May 7 2005 12:18PM
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Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
^good, ill invite you into the cult

~~~~~~~~~~~~I HAVE PSW~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Have an uncontrolable urge to jumsp/spin off things because you cant ski?? join the cult. msg me!

Also turns out im a leader of the family guy cult. msg me!
May 7 2005 12:20PM
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mattyb.
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i get massive diarrhea when i don't ski

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May 7 2005 12:22PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
its all about 180 mutes up my stairs every time u go up....im still oin threw psw.....my locker at school is still all pictured up with skiing pics

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May 7 2005 1:02PM
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Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
your in the cult^

~~~~~~~~~~~~I HAVE PSW~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Have an uncontrolable urge to jumsp/spin off things because you cant ski?? join the cult. msg me!

Also turns out im a leader of the family guy cult. msg me!
May 7 2005 1:09PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
what cult would that be...

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May 7 2005 1:12PM
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Gnarshred
Posts: 5670 - Karma: 18
the uncontrolable urges to spin off things while wearing shoes, cult

~~~~~~~~~~~~I HAVE PSW~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Have an uncontrolable urge to jumsp/spin off things because you cant ski?? join the cult. msg me!

Also turns out im a leader of the family guy cult. msg me!
May 7 2005 1:15PM
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McDiggler
Posts: 140 - Karma: 17
man ive been spining all kinds of shit for the last month. last nite a jumped off the dorms 2nd flood with a 5 mute, the landing was pretty sketchy. anyhow hook me up with some dope freestyle cult invite!

May 7 2005 1:16PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
a major side effect of not skiing is skateboarding

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May 7 2005 1:29PM
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McDiggler
Posts: 140 - Karma: 17
ive been longboarding everywhere!

May 7 2005 1:35PM
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bigsoxfan
Posts: 734 - Karma: 10
a huge urge to get back out there and rip commenced the day i realized the season was over

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May 7 2005 1:36PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
nausea, diarrhea, stomach pains, inflamed testicles, lackofextremenessingitis


stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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May 7 2005 1:37PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
haha i do huge steezy 180's down my like 8 set of steps in my house


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May 7 2005 1:47PM
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AlexMartini
Posts: 2987 - Karma: 1,886
i practice grabs in bed and dream about skiing and shit

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May 7 2005 2:18PM
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