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Jon Hartman

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eastcoastcaptain
Posts: 4 - Karma: 10
he is a decent skier and doesnt bother anyone so why does everybody ragg on him

May 6 2005 4:50PM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
ive never even heard of him

I HATE NY PRODUCTION

- BOGART!!!!!!!!
May 6 2005 7:22PM
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MikeB
Posts: 80 - Karma: 34
everyone rags on everyone on this site. jons still the sickest no matter what people say. watch his segment in Gemini and see for yourself

May 9 2005 8:03PM
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beandealer
Posts: 7 - Karma: 10
yeah jon def kills it
May 3 2006 4:25PM
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K-Thomas
Posts: 2700 - Karma: 604
such a good skier, i just dont know how anyone could ski in tight pants like that haha...he still kills it though for sure.
May 3 2006 4:38PM
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Static
Posts: 8484 - Karma: 4,033
yay for jonny!
May 3 2006 4:39PM
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AKoblitz
Posts: 1201 - Karma: 113
ragging on ns? no way! lol
May 3 2006 5:18PM
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sampsihoyos
Posts: 1939 - Karma: 910
i know, even on JH
May 3 2006 5:20PM
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Caledon-skier
Posts: 532 - Karma: 10
i dont know him, ive only seen him in the jibj updates and he looks sick, but those tight pants...... are just not doin it for me or for most other straight men.
May 3 2006 5:21PM
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attitashfreestyle29
Posts: 3070 - Karma: 209
he's definetly unique in the way he dresses which is sick cuz hes not copying everyone else
May 3 2006 5:21PM
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[lineskier]820
Posts: 923 - Karma: 11
everyone just rags on him cause of his tight jeans that he wears but ive learned to each their own, and hes is a good rider
May 3 2006 5:28PM
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spinks
Posts: 1426 - Karma: 129
Hartman is one of the only skiers out there that actually has his own unique style. Say what you want about him, he does'nt care! The kid is out all the time and always smiling and cracking jokes.

If you get a chance to ride with him, you will see how the tight pants only help his steeze!
May 3 2006 5:41PM
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ski_cartel
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yea in all my years on this site iv never heard ragging, hahahaha
May 3 2006 6:12PM
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Dan-Man
Posts: 7480 - Karma: 3,605
He talks like his nose is plugged I don't think he naturally talks like that and he needs to take a shower and get a hair cut
May 3 2006 6:13PM
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Intergalactic
Posts: 1858 - Karma: 47
ya jon hartman is sooo rad, his styles sick and hes a real nice human being
May 3 2006 6:35PM
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switchmisty
Posts: 407 - Karma: 9
^thats true he does need a shower and a good ducheing. that pussy.
May 3 2006 6:36PM
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CHRISm
Posts: 291 - Karma: 10
jon hartman was disqualified from the 1987 track and field world championships hammer throw for reversing the polarity of earth. true story.

On another note though; all you little kids who come up with all these unfounded conclusions about people you've never met relate everything in your silly little lives to skiing, because that's all you have. Well, when you are driving with your mom and you see some dude on the streets wearing tight pants, no matter where you are, you will immediatly think of jon hartman. The Hesh movement has arrived, get used to it.
May 3 2006 6:51PM
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Daniel.
Posts: 2068 - Karma: 12
JOn is hte man, tight pants leather jacket while skiing, what a champ
May 3 2006 7:45PM
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Intergalactic
Posts: 1858 - Karma: 47
The new style is just so refreshing. Gotta love it
May 3 2006 8:01PM
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joshbryant
Posts: 2133 - Karma: 228
I heard he has rabies, that's the secret to his skiing abilities.
May 3 2006 8:05PM
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rossignol_rider
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 13
yeah, he doesnt look like everyone else, so he really isnt legit. i think he would be a much better rider if he would just wear bigger pants.



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May 3 2006 8:47PM
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Schmitty
Posts: 265 - Karma: 10
Jon is one of my favorite skiers to work with, he's always hamming it up for the camera. His style works - and he rocks it like no other.
May 3 2006 8:59PM
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lizziebeth
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hesh&page=1

haha, there are some pretty good ones there.
May 3 2006 9:23PM
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levistewart
Posts: 3360 - Karma: 111
years latter he will come to call you ian cosco only to realize the tighness of his pants cut of blood flowto his head and thus caused him to mistake a very dark skinned man 4 this ian cosco.
on a side note JH is a real down jigga and i heard that this summer he plans to cominder a large sea going veesel, go one to search for the lost treasures of the 8th sea,and some how miraculously save te large supper computer zorane 3500 yup you heard it hear 1st
May 3 2006 9:35PM
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mistaT
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He only does rails
May 3 2006 11:05PM
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albatross.
Posts: 4380 - Karma: 772
ahahaha hesh movement has arrived, rock on brosif.
May 3 2006 11:19PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
the tight pants are for aerodymanic purposes. it just shows how badass he is
May 3 2006 11:22PM
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co_rider
Posts: 230 - Karma: 10
I always thought it was the powerglove that gave him super awesome skiing powers.

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May 3 2006 11:32PM
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table_top08
Posts: 863 - Karma: 10
ive never ragged on him but ill say it here. i dont like the clothing style
May 3 2006 11:57PM
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hiphopopotamus
Posts: 1177 - Karma: 45
jon hartman style is what makes hin the best skier ever!!!!!
May 4 2006 12:04AM
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Literature
Posts: 13673 - Karma: 3,086
I like the style. Its different. All the Jibij people seem to be way chill.
May 4 2006 12:30AM
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FUUUCK
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i dont get the pants, but then i dont really care either
May 4 2006 12:34AM
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sampsihoyos
Posts: 1939 - Karma: 910
you're silly
May 4 2006 12:42AM
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Landonation
Posts: 45 - Karma: 31
I heard that he doesn't need to eat and is instead fueled only by burning hippies.
May 4 2006 2:31AM
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albatross.
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whats stupider, parachute triple xl or fitted?
May 4 2006 2:36AM
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Sk3bUm
Posts: 2517 - Karma: 297
i'm not a huge fan of tight pants, but i just personally don't like his skiing style. to me it looks sloppy that's just my opinion, but he still looks like he is having fun & that's really all that matters.
May 4 2006 2:51AM
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Intergalactic
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This about sums up just how rad he is.
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May 4 2006 8:36AM
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levistewart
Posts: 3360 - Karma: 111
jon is neat some times he wears tight pants with a leather jacket other time he wears tight pants with a baggy jacket he's a thugged-out, hesh, pirate, sometimes hobo looking skier who slays and he isn't emo so don't think tight pants always = emo cause he eats dem a kind
May 4 2006 7:29PM
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steezin3s
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he sucks and looks retarded what not to dislike?
May 4 2006 7:55PM
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levistewart
Posts: 3360 - Karma: 111
i challange u to a dance off
May 4 2006 7:57PM
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Smithy
Posts: 1886 - Karma: 11
he is... awkward. and wears tight pants. but ... damn. hes attractive? in a very weird way.
May 4 2006 8:05PM
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Static
Posts: 8484 - Karma: 4,033
hahaha
May 4 2006 11:06PM
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hans_aschim
Posts: 1188 - Karma: 11
im down
May 4 2006 11:18PM
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CKpolicy
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 2,463
who cares. he does what he wants and is good at it.
May 5 2006 1:10PM
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steezy-joe
Posts: 452 - Karma: 10
i support him 100% because anyone who can make shit look good even while you can see every little movement of his legs is very talented. so more power to him. its a new era, enough of this fake black shit... no black people ski
Jan 11 2007 2:48AM
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DynastarriderGP
Posts: 8258 - Karma: 214

he has yet to impress me

Jan 11 2007 11:05AM
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skiierman
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He hasn't impressed me either, but he seems really chill so I don't care. We need more chill people regardless if they're God at skiing or not.
Jan 11 2007 11:52AM
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monkeysteez
Posts: 2655 - Karma: 99
he is damn good rider and who cares what you wear? does nobody think its a little rediculous that we all wear XXXXL pants? what do you think recreational skiers think of us? honestly hating on tight pants is completely retarded.
Jan 11 2007 12:39PM
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hiphopopotamus
Posts: 1177 - Karma: 45
he is jsut trying to have fun. he gets all this attetiion becasue he is new and just likes to have fun which i think skiing should try to be more of if it is not already.
Jan 11 2007 12:53PM
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plorr
Posts: 3131 - Karma: 529
to me he just seems like a super chill kid to ride with, who happens to be a rad skier and wear tight pants
Jan 11 2007 1:13PM
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