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I ditch school because...

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ForestryIs8nice
Posts: 745 - Karma: 40
Its the time of the year when we all feel like this school shit is a waste of time. So you skip school because...

1. You feel like you should have open campus.
2. You have parents sign notes.
3. You have doctor's appointments.
4. You are sick.
5. You don't skip, you're a scholar.

May 3 2005 9:12PM
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SheilaTequila
Posts: 1151 - Karma: 81
i skip school because i like to go pick berries in the meadow.......................................

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May 3 2005 9:13PM
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(Jonesy)
Posts: 2594 - Karma: 20
or, your not in high school, so it doesn't matter!!

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later." R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
May 3 2005 9:14PM
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SkierJulie
Posts: 2495 - Karma: 101
i dont have to skip skool right now... i just had my last final :-D

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Yankees '05

Now that I have Citizen Kane and The Godfather, I can officially call Major League the best movie ever!
May 3 2005 9:15PM
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Kornn101
Posts: 3534 - Karma: 25
exactly.

-Anthony
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using a key to gouge expletives on anothers vehicle, is a sign of trust, and friendship
May 3 2005 9:16PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 347
I skip school so i dont have to look at mrs. aroujo's 78 inch ass. its sooo big.

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Fomerly known as *huckster*
May 3 2005 9:17PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
I don't skip.

open up, we're coming inside. What's it feel like to know you're gonna die?
May 3 2005 9:22PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
i only skip for dirtbike races that i have to leave school a day early to get to, like when we drove from PA to south carolina. but all my teachers new about it so it wasnt exactly skipping.

O yeahhh!! i didnt go to school the one time cas we got 3 feet of pow dumped on my cabin so we stayed up and snowmobilled for two days haha

-kulpy-
May 3 2005 9:24PM
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naftel
Posts: 830 - Karma: 12
highschool- didn't ditch cause it was way better to stay in class and be smarter than the teachers.

university- didn't ditch - cause crap i had to pay for that!

May 3 2005 9:25PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
I will never ditch school again, it only leads to bad things

DL.CCR.PPP.J-CREW

Like a virgin on prom night.

Ottawa
May 3 2005 9:26PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
i skip school because ski season still isn't over here..

May 3 2005 9:26PM
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$bhill$
Posts: 800 - Karma: 10
I skip because I hate my life

bhill

7 Fold Ski!
May 3 2005 9:29PM
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Raek
Posts: 2378 - Karma: 14
i skip to eat fucking quiznos. and go to my friends house and eat frozen cheeseburgers

-Alex-Rock the SteezeRepresentin the 212 and 607

If you ain't rubbin' you ain't dubbin'
May 3 2005 9:30PM
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freestyle_rich
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
best way to get away with skipping; write a note saying u had a doctors appointment or something then forge your parents signature. works every time

May 3 2005 9:34PM
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Public_Enemy0255
Posts: 2994 - Karma: 17
u cant skip at my school no matter what. u always get caught haha its funny

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May 3 2005 9:34PM
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GotamaBCshredder
Posts: 5062 - Karma: 424
I skipped 9 times to go skiing, I just skip cuz I don't wanna be there/

BATTLE RIDGE PRODUCTIONS
your steeze is like the antithesis of the gangsta-tanner-gorillasteeze junk... the type of skiing that says "Fuck groomed parks and rails, rip big mountain lines and throw backflips off everything-J.D. May
May 3 2005 9:34PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
when i was still in school i skipped most of my classes because going to the river and smoking excessive amounts of weed was a lot more fun, and also in most cases a lot more intellectually stimulating than the bullshit they keep you busy with in public school.





-Lauren
May 3 2005 9:36PM
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Raek
Posts: 2378 - Karma: 14
yo i got off on 420 and noone found out

-Alex-Rock the SteezeRepresentin the 212 and 607

If you ain't rubbin' you ain't dubbin'
May 3 2005 9:46PM
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pink_powder
Posts: 159 - Karma: 10
i dont skip cuz my perants r so stricked
once my dad thought i skiped cuz my teacher doent know how to take atendance and marked me absent
he like freaked out i thought he was gonna disown me or sumthing

May 3 2005 9:47PM
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MissMontana
Posts: 971 - Karma: 42
i skip school because i dont want to sit around and listen to nuns talk about how to wear the uniform properly. i skip school to surf, to ski, to sleep and to do homework. i skip school cause im a second semester senior and couldn't care less.

guy at SkiShop SC to me: "Why is there sand in your bindings?" "If you're alive, I probably hate you." -C. Francis Browning (my friend CeCe)
May 3 2005 9:54PM
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k8skis
Posts: 28 - Karma: 10
my friend wrote her college essay to middlebury on how she doesn't skip class
it made me laugh

May 3 2005 9:54PM
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Head69
Posts: 700 - Karma: 1
i skip school to take opium tablets



**BCA**
May 3 2005 9:57PM
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jholer2
Posts: 576 - Karma: 11
i missed like 50 days this year to ski.

1918 is history mother fuckers 2004 CHAMPIONS!!!
May 3 2005 10:37PM
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samck89
Posts: 3054 - Karma: 24
i get free hours and they dont care if i leave school so i dont really need to skip too often

May 3 2005 10:39PM
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Roy
Posts: 1982 - Karma: 1,240
I skipp to go skiing and to drink with friends, or just cuz i dont wanna be there

Merse you sexy potatoe you better be doing some thing fucking crazy up there, see yea soon br-ah Too many Rookies not enough PROS !!! 807 Army 4life
May 3 2005 11:40PM
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mnjib
Posts: 5592 - Karma: 357
i skip so i can study.

May 4 2005 10:53AM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
i skip cuz its sunny out

My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard. And they're like, "You wanna trade cards?" Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll trade this, but not my charizard.

"I took the bullets outa fifty and put them in my fo five"

LINE kicks ass

May 4 2005 10:54AM
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MLB
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 298
I don't skip cause i like to have a future, and not live in a box.




Matman10: Man lat you had that 7 down but you binder poped off
Laterails:Yeah i think they aren't adjusted, or it could be the fact that all that is holding them together is one of my pubes
May 4 2005 10:55AM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
ive missed 22 days

My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard. And they're like, "You wanna trade cards?" Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll trade this, but not my charizard.

"I took the bullets outa fifty and put them in my fo five"

LINE kicks ass

May 4 2005 11:11AM
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BrandonCool
Posts: 518 - Karma: 10
several indians tried to beat me!!

S.W.E.D 420
May 4 2005 11:11AM
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ski1080bv
Posts: 50 - Karma: 10
i skip school because it is a waste of time

May 4 2005 11:11AM
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Harumpher
Posts: 173 - Karma: 10
Becuase several large Arabian men slashed the tires on my car and stole my air freshener

"Are you kidding? You can't return this cheese."
May 4 2005 11:14AM
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nic.music
Posts: 19 - Karma: 10
i am 18, i just go because they cant stop me or it will be hell to pay

May 4 2005 11:43AM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
I used to skip school to go get baked and play pool. But we were only allowed to miss a class 8 times a semester so I had to choose wisely.



-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
May 4 2005 11:45AM
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skisebski
Posts: 5970 - Karma: 21
i skip school and go skateboard cause my classes get canceled and the teachers are slack about it anyway

*NS Skateboarders*

- getting one inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery-*CCR*



May 4 2005 11:57AM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13045 - Karma: 18,291
I got more absences than the school policy says. I blame it on skiing so my teachers don't care.
Except that, I don't skip school.



Responsability,what's that?
May 4 2005 11:58AM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
i only ever skiped one class last year, that class was latin. I would skip because i was to tired to get out of bed. and because there were 3 know it alls in the class who didnt give you time to answer the questions for your self, so it wasnt at all chalanging. The teacher would ask a question, and befor you could even look to find the answer one of these 3 girls shouted it out. I hated it so much. So i would sleep instead of go.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
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'naahhmahhnahh
hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
May 4 2005 12:12PM
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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
I dont skip. My school doesnt give credit for classes you skip. We get points for just going to class.

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'I've been so unlucky today. Honestly, if it was raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a 12 inch dick. God is angry with me.'
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'girls are cruel and unusual, like pou
May 4 2005 12:26PM
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ForestryIs8nice
Posts: 745 - Karma: 40
skipped the second half of a motivational speaker today... name was paul dunbar aka "fritz"... sad story but totally uncomfortable

May 5 2005 3:16PM
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Jenna1106
Posts: 3012 - Karma: 10
i don't really ditch school...i just have my mom call me in sick and its usually because i have an excessive amount of work that i couldnt get done

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high north session 3!!
May 5 2005 3:33PM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
i skip school to watch Lambchops

May 5 2005 3:37PM
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$bhill$
Posts: 800 - Karma: 10
I went to the nurse cuz my neck ached and my mom said she would drop off some stuff at 11:20 , so i got a pass for 11:15 and then didnt go back to class till 1:09, my mom picked me up and took me to panera bread for a sandwich too, it was a good day.

bhill

7 Fold Ski!
May 5 2005 4:38PM
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kykelly05
Posts: 1295 - Karma: 11
i skipped physics today. but i talked my way out trouble : )

May 5 2005 5:31PM
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HandiBoard
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 13
If your school has a policy about absences, like if you miss too many of one class you don't recieve credit for it, then you better be careful and not skip a class too much that you need in order to graduate. In the beginning of the school year this year i skipped my gym class waaay too often to go smoke, and now i can't graduate unless i get the absences appealled which doesn't look like its going to happen seeing as I had like 20 absences that are about 90% skips in a class that meets everyother day.


May 5 2005 5:43PM
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p-lin101
Posts: 1805 - Karma: 8
i skip school cause i wanna sleep in or i skip cause im just not feelin working that day

If I tried that my kingpin would get stuck in one of the holes and id fly 357 degrees celcius and die- Mat(Deafboy)
May 5 2005 5:47PM
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zachakskibum
Posts: 539 - Karma: 14
i skip school because i dont wanna get shot....

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May 5 2005 5:48PM
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~Cork_1080~
Posts: 2212 - Karma: 5
at my skewl u just need to sign out and u can go whereever u want, u dont get in any trouble at all

May 5 2005 6:49PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
i ditch school because i only passed 1 class this semester with a D-


stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin
reppin' the dfp


keep it real.
May 5 2005 6:51PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6435 - Karma: 108
i DONET SKIP SHCOL I AM A SKOLAR

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Chris



Have a JIBARITO!

Guitaring for life

Don't Steal, The Government Hates Competition
May 5 2005 7:58PM
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tricksterboardin
Posts: 662 - Karma: 10
hahahahhaha
ya i skip to go to my friends school and beat up the little kids there

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CANADA KICKS ASSS
May 5 2005 8:08PM
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