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HOW TO GET BACK AT A BITCH OF AN EX-GIRLFRIEND

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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
well you see i have a bitch of an ex-girlfriend. she owes me $53 and refuses to pay me, and denies ever borrowing money. also she is just a total bitch, so in return i want to do something nice for her. my first idea was to shit in a bucket for 10 days. mix it with water and stir it up. break out all the windows of her car with rocks and pour the liquid shit all over her seats and let it seep into the interior. my second plan was to put a bomb under her seat and blow her the fuck up. let me know what you guys think, or any other ideas you might have.

May 3 2005 1:09AM
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JoeTheRipper
Posts: 1567 - Karma: 14
I see things like this all fo the time on Judge Judy


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May 3 2005 1:11AM
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Sloth
Posts: 2219 - Karma: 11
dude 53 bucks.... thats nothing... be the bigger man and say fuck i don't want your stanky ass money anyway. then send her pictures of you fuckin your latest bitch.

*****Capital city Ridaz***** est 2003

"not a good idea then we wouldnt be able to bash on atlantaski for trying to talk like a negro"~~Lateralis

"Everyone masterbates because if you dont you like blow up or something."~~skiierman
May 3 2005 1:11AM
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guddgulf17
Posts: 3037 - Karma: 10
make out with several of her friends while she is tied to a chair and watching

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May 3 2005 1:12AM
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Sloth
Posts: 2219 - Karma: 11
actually thats a good idea... send her pics of you and your bitch.. thats the best way... don't fuck with her house or car.. fuck with her mind!

*****Capital city Ridaz***** est 2003

"not a good idea then we wouldnt be able to bash on atlantaski for trying to talk like a negro"~~Lateralis

"Everyone masterbates because if you dont you like blow up or something."~~skiierman
May 3 2005 1:12AM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
shit man, i thought it would be tight to blow up her car. and you forget, i'm not doing this shit just because of the money. she is a BITCH. when we were going out she said i had a big cock, and now i hear she is telling everyone it's tiny. fuck that.

May 3 2005 1:14AM
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eheath
Posts: 61100 - Karma: 118,256
haha omg i just laughed for liek 5 mins "my second plan was to put a bomb under her seat and blow her the fuck up." haha omg

whats up now bitch




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May 3 2005 1:15AM
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Sloth
Posts: 2219 - Karma: 11
haha girls allways say that shit... when every girl tells you that... then its probally true.

Never beleive them. they allways try to make you feel special at first so they get whatever it is they want.. then they want something else.

but seriously.... the best way to get back at her man!!

Be her best friend.. then date her best friend.. or her sister.
or something to this affect... or just period date someone else and lay all your problems on this bitch x


*****Capital city Ridaz***** est 2003

"not a good idea then we wouldnt be able to bash on atlantaski for trying to talk like a negro"~~Lateralis

"Everyone masterbates because if you dont you like blow up or something."~~skiierman
May 3 2005 1:17AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
poop on her porch


stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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reppin' the dfp


keep it real.
May 3 2005 1:19AM
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Sloth
Posts: 2219 - Karma: 11
no justin!!!! thats just wrong! unless you bring toilet paper!

*****Capital city Ridaz***** est 2003

"not a good idea then we wouldnt be able to bash on atlantaski for trying to talk like a negro"~~Lateralis

"Everyone masterbates because if you dont you like blow up or something."~~skiierman
May 3 2005 1:20AM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
mr. sloth.. i don't like your ideas.. they are too peaceful and happy. i want to DESTROY. i want to fuck something up.

May 3 2005 1:23AM
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RandomHero21
Posts: 1335 - Karma: 15
Just give 'er a good ol' fashioned beatin'!! That should do the trick.




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May 3 2005 1:28AM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
my friend i have two words... or is that one word, uhhhhh COCK SLAP ! dip your dick in shit and leave a bunch of mushroom shaped brown splatter patterns on her mom and cat ( prefferibally both named mittens)

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May 3 2005 1:28AM
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Sloth
Posts: 2219 - Karma: 11
sean/.. dude. i know they sound hard to commit.. but theres nothing more then a lasting impression. and they will never get it out of there heads... yah pull a prank but how long did that last.. she'll just remember you as a prick.. you want to be remembered as the guy who liked her and she fucked you over and regreted it. haha! Get inside her mind..! and fuck with it


*****Capital city Ridaz***** est 2003

"not a good idea then we wouldnt be able to bash on atlantaski for trying to talk like a negro"~~Lateralis

"Everyone masterbates because if you dont you like blow up or something."~~skiierman
May 3 2005 1:28AM
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Salomonman
Posts: 564 - Karma: 10
roll with the shit bucket idea for sure, thats pretty good

May 3 2005 1:40AM
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eheath
Posts: 61100 - Karma: 118,256
ur one of those kids who doesnt drink or smoke and has a 4.0 and thinks about things to much and cares to much, right?

whats up now bitch




"my second plan was to put a bomb under her seat and blow her the fuck up."-seanPISTOL

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May 3 2005 1:43AM
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Sloth
Posts: 2219 - Karma: 11
haha i smoke weed and i drink too much. but i have been throuhg alot of relationships. and the jerkish things to do to get back at them is not worth it and you look like an imature little bitch later on... secondly.. i don't even go to school i'm done that shit i ride.

*****Capital city Ridaz***** est 2003

"not a good idea then we wouldnt be able to bash on atlantaski for trying to talk like a negro"~~Lateralis

"Everyone masterbates because if you dont you like blow up or something."~~skiierman
May 3 2005 1:50AM
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highfive
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 11
hahahah you got plaaaaayed. you always have to end the relationship with you on top. if you dont know how to do that then this whole thing is useless. just blow her car up and forget about it.

A LESSON FROM A HARDCORE SMOKER: if your really hardcore you can just smoke out of your hands. make a loose fist but keep your fingers together and pack the entire empty space in the middle with herb. then open up your pinky finger enough so that the herb doesnt fall out but you can light it. then just breath in from the top hole and ull get mad respect -eastar5
May 3 2005 8:32AM
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highfive
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 11
and what does drinking and smoking weed have to do with anything. you fucking kids care about that shit waaay to much. you guys do it just for the image of smokin and drinking.

A LESSON FROM A HARDCORE SMOKER: if your really hardcore you can just smoke out of your hands. make a loose fist but keep your fingers together and pack the entire empty space in the middle with herb. then open up your pinky finger enough so that the herb doesnt fall out but you can light it. then just breath in from the top hole and ull get mad respect -eastar5
May 3 2005 8:34AM
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t-mack101
Posts: 909 - Karma: 10
fuck her best friend or her sister or i you made a tape of you two post it somewhere

i got gorilla steeze on the race course
May 3 2005 8:34AM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
tell people shes got std's

May 3 2005 8:36AM
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t-mack101
Posts: 909 - Karma: 10
^thats great but then they might think you got some of them

i got gorilla steeze on the race course
May 3 2005 8:38AM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
^good point...i didnt think of that
that could be a bad idea now that i think about it

May 3 2005 8:39AM
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t-mack101
Posts: 909 - Karma: 10
yeah fuck her best friend insted

i got gorilla steeze on the race course
May 3 2005 8:41AM
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ItsPhil
Posts: 4625 - Karma: 11
and her mom
thats always fun

May 3 2005 8:41AM
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t-mack101
Posts: 909 - Karma: 10
yes that is what he should do and tell her about then then slap her and say i rick james bitch

i got gorilla steeze on the race course
May 3 2005 8:43AM
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lipen69
Posts: 2301 - Karma: 16
hit her in the head with a tire iron

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May 3 2005 8:47AM
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Roy
Posts: 1982 - Karma: 1,240
hahah if she had to tell you it was big for you to realize how big it is, its probably tiny. You need to calm down and not blow shit up but instead have sex with all her friends.

Merse you sexy potatoe you better be doing some thing fucking crazy up there, see yea soon br-ah Too many Rookies not enough PROS !!! 807 Army 4life
May 3 2005 9:17AM
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nothanks
Posts: 13551 - Karma: 31
Don't kill her or break a bunch of shit over 53 bucks, just be nice and try to get it back.



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May 3 2005 9:27AM
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Munga
Posts: 1114 - Karma: 11
go to her place and blow on her pillow till it starts to move

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May 3 2005 9:36AM
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RedbAss
Posts: 352 - Karma: 10
Get her to have sex with you(Bone her one last time!) Video tape it and send it to her mom & dad, aunt & uncle. And email it to a bunch of poeple

May 3 2005 9:50AM
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Munga
Posts: 1114 - Karma: 11
or blow on her pillow

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May 3 2005 9:54AM
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NickMartini
Posts: 7761 - Karma: 8,356
hahaha i would shit in a bucket and dump it all over her in school

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May 3 2005 10:22AM
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Girays_Brother
Posts: 13973 - Karma: 1,635
^^that would be good, but id say just show up at her house and take her mom out to dinner, then later fuck her and tape it

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May 3 2005 10:35AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
what did you want her to tell you your cock was small while ging out? ur dumb mother fucker... she said that to get cock, now ur played out and dumped... deal with it small cock man

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May 3 2005 10:37AM
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Annabelle
Posts: 647 - Karma: 10
dump the shit on her head in school!!! AHAHAHAA DO IT

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May 3 2005 11:44AM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
loosen the nuts on all four of her wheels so that they are ready to fall off and then watch her drive her wheels off and the car drop to the pavement

My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard. And they're like, "You wanna trade cards?" Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll trade this, but not my charizard.

"I took the bullets outa fifty and put them in my fo five"

LINE kicks ass

May 3 2005 12:41PM
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stunninem10
Posts: 827 - Karma: 10
THE BEST THING TO DO IS NEVER TALK TO HER AGAIN BUT YOUR TOO MUCH OF A FAGGOT TO DO IT BE A MAN AND MOVE ON

Of course nowadays, 15 year old pros are a bountiful norm and regularly appearing at major competitions. You can�¢??t swing your pole in the park anymore without smacking some 12 year old prodigy who�¢??s probably going to be better than you�¢??ll ever be. - trevorwoulddoit
May 3 2005 1:48PM
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Harumpher
Posts: 173 - Karma: 10
Cockslap or Dirty Sanchez will work just fine.

May 3 2005 2:28PM
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TwinTipRider
Posts: 1398 - Karma: 10
become best friends with all her friends and do them all AHHA

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May 3 2005 2:34PM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
do listen to the people who are saying not to do anything and raise hell for her , make her pay.


My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard. And they're like, "You wanna trade cards?" Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll trade this, but not my charizard.

"I took the bullets outa fifty and put them in my fo five"

LINE kicks ass

May 3 2005 2:38PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
ignore her, get over it, in life youi're gonna get fucked outa a lot mroe than $53. get used to it.

i had a roommate scram and i had to pay $833.98 of rent and utilities.......yea i was mad, but you gotta move on man.

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May 3 2005 2:44PM
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Shaggy
Posts: 4349 - Karma: 17
to start off, you have to find a way to have sex with her, dont say a word to her, and just leave after you're all finished up. do this a few times, she'll be left with a huge feeling of being used. she'll feel empty inside, eventually start nagging at all of her friends to help make her feel whole again. eventually she'll lose all her friends, go into a depression, and kill herself.

or you could just fill up a sock with some quarters and smash her in the face with it.
right before any important exams or tests of anykind, somehow get her to eat a bunch of special brownies, laced with ethanol.

pee in her shampoo bottle
if she uses conditioner, especially if its the kind that you leave it in, just empty it out and fill it back up with Nair.


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May 3 2005 2:52PM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
i mean dont

My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard. And they're like, "You wanna trade cards?" Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll trade this, but not my charizard.

"I took the bullets outa fifty and put them in my fo five"

LINE kicks ass

May 3 2005 2:54PM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
are you a fuckin retard? of course you should shit in a bucket and put it in her car seats....thatd be fuckin hilarious and itd make you feel so good

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May 3 2005 3:26PM
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EastcoastAR5
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 15
put some coke in her locker at school



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May 3 2005 3:54PM
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frp1080
Posts: 1706 - Karma: 10
haha man thats what i was thinking about when i read this

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May 3 2005 3:58PM
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jc_dunn
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 25
dude seriously you shouldn't be so pissed. Girls aren't gonna want to fuck you if you treat your exs like shit and get all pissed and act like the victim.

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May 3 2005 4:40PM
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Forum*
Posts: 3455 - Karma: 10
Fuck her sister and mom at the same time.

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May 3 2005 4:56PM
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Leckett
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i think Sloth has the best solution. dont bother with the 53 bucks but send her pics of u doing other people to make her jeleous and make her feel bad.

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May 3 2005 5:04PM
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NickMartini
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^^^ but the bitch cant get away with that any feel like she is ˆn control it is so wrong, please put that bitch in her place, it will make me feel good

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May 3 2005 5:30PM
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