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Josh Berman is a no tallent Ass-Clown.

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Jibtech
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Take that Josh.

P.S. how was the under 18 dance at WSI? Tehe!!!











May 2 2005 11:37PM
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whiteout
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Wow. I just invested a solid 15 minutes reading through this thread, and allow me to say its one of the most entertaining that I've been privy to since Levin's MSP thread from way back when. Nice job everyone.

I do have to add my two cents though, as I'm fairly certain that this is more or less a giant farce taken altogether too seriously by the general NS public- to the best of my knowledge, Levin and Berman are good pals.

Beyond that, I need to add that I'm further entertained by the would-be "knowledge" that some of you feel the need to impart on us. Ryan Spinks commentary on the ski "industry?" I'm fairly certain that the great majority of the athletes he so openly trashes would beg to differ on his doubting of their abilities. Well noted Mr Downey. The day that Ryan Spinks is qualified to either comment on the qualifications of a pro athlete, or anything to do with the ski industry, is the day that I will "eat my shorts."



May 4 2005 1:47PM
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Jibtech
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you are terribly missguided, I eat pieces of shit like berman for breakfast.











May 4 2005 1:48PM
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Mike-O
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Are you trying to say that Berman is a small piece of shit?! Or is he so full of shit, that your stomach fills up in a second..?



Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
May 4 2005 2:01PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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one time in video tech this ninja wizard showed up and stole my video idea and with his wizardly powers conceptualized, shot, and edited the film in one day. so we had to battle. but the ninja wizard had a whole crew of first year student minions! with my tripod i probed up the ninja wizards penis hole while also gouging his eyes. but the first year students gang raped me and keyed the hitler manifesto into my car. so i poured gasoline in their hard drives and got kicked out of school. then i found 10 bux and bag of grass clippings. i rolled a big doobie and got MESD UP YO!





-Lauren
May 4 2005 2:10PM
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strode
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yeah who the fuck does berman think he is? he doesn't even have an icon on this site. pfffft



-Strode





Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
May 4 2005 2:33PM
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Mike-O
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Yeah, at least you have a dragon. Like Trogdor...coooll.



Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
May 4 2005 2:41PM
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matthasaurusrex
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you eat pieces of shit for brekfast?





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May 4 2005 3:15PM
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BrodyLeven
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i don't make movies! DAVE LevIn does! stop it Teddy!


Brody i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
May 4 2005 3:22PM
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skitheslopes
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^sounds like some one likes talking about homo's.

# # # # 4frnt+ninthward+armada=the future of skiing # # # #
May 4 2005 5:04PM
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skitheslopes
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^that one goes out to jibtech

# # # # 4frnt+ninthward+armada=the future of skiing # # # #
May 4 2005 5:04PM
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dweezileast
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dave should stop the hatin towards berman, if they teamed up, that would be the sickest movie ever. scandaligh fivous

-jack

lars fucking rocks

the dweezil has checked in
May 4 2005 5:33PM
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KAF
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Liams commentary on Spinks was the best part of this thread.

May 4 2005 5:38PM
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NickMartini
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poop stain

-Nick Martini
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"Blue prints droppiing fall of 05"
liberty skis
May 4 2005 5:49PM
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skodeo7
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yeah it was, now im going to go back to sucking his cock...please excuse me

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May 4 2005 6:08PM
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3ski6guy0
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levin gave me all my armada schwag when i won the mini putt contest so i vote for him

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May 4 2005 6:42PM
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ESB
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If Berman is an ass clown, it's Dave's ass that he's clowning in. BALANCE backwards is ECNALAB, which spells "Ecna Lab," and Ecna Labs is the editing studio where Levin completed Scandalous. They were in cahoots, and in bed together, too.


'now i have tendanites in my achelles tendan in my other ancle' - skibrdingbitch
May 4 2005 6:45PM
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Phrosty
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^interesting




My weiner is probably harder than yours.
May 4 2005 8:32PM
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levistewart
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how does everyone know so much about pep high in the ski industry

steve did make the playoffs hatters wanna hate lovers wanna love i dont even want none of the above iwanna piss on u -Rkelly my boy
May 4 2005 8:44PM
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levistewart
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offtrails the sickest in my book

steve did make the playoffs hatters wanna hate lovers wanna love i dont even want none of the above iwanna piss on u -Rkelly my boy
May 4 2005 8:48PM
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ztragnoB
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i met bermans, mom. she was a fox

________________________________________ help me get an ipod, no i cant make a little link like the others but i can post the adress, http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=11117107 And its not hard to fill out and complete, but i dont have friends
May 4 2005 8:56PM
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skitheslopes
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^which means that berman wins because a hot mom is the coolest, nothing like going to a friends house to hang out and see a hot woman.

# # # # 4frnt+ninthward+armada=the future of skiing # # # #
May 4 2005 9:00PM
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knotbox
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melvs do you dig fat chicks
hahahahaha

no buddy im way in love with her man she is the woman i am meant to be with and she knows it.

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Im not outta line your outta line the whole frikin system is outta line and when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo and find out its your best friends face, well guess what marge its chinatown.
May 5 2005 3:01AM
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knotbox
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you eat pieces of shit for breakfast.






also i am aware of the number of copyright infringments i just made with taht staement and to you adam im sorry but it had to be said i mean happy gilmore was your best movie closely followed by little nicky.

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Im not outta line your outta line the whole frikin system is outta line and when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo and find out its your best friends face, well guess what marge its chinatown.
May 5 2005 3:03AM
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Jibtech
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that guy beat you to it.











May 5 2005 3:10AM
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Jeff_Thomas
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David, surfing not so good these days? Maybe you can come to canada and play with some beaver.

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May 5 2005 3:32AM
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Melvs
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No, I just don't dig skeletor either.

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May 5 2005 8:23AM
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HAM*
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so is brain modisher

NS BIKERS like a Samuel Adam's beer, always a good decision. plus you guys had me at blood and semen.
May 5 2005 8:59AM
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nopoles
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Yo, don't you be dissing Blunt. That movie is dope.
And yes, Scandalous was horrible!

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May 12 2005 12:44PM
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KillerMonkey
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i say i win

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Have a JIBARITO!

Guitaring for life

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May 12 2005 3:29PM
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five0
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2 man team sac race challenge held on consecutive sundays.

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

^ My favorite part in Bambi is where that
May 12 2005 7:30PM
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Jibtech
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don't worry, berman is going to die a painful death very soon if he's not dead alrady. he at dinner at my house last night and I put a shit load of rat poison in his spaghetti sauce.











May 12 2005 10:46PM
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five0
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^classy you and your tricks

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

^ My favorite part in Bambi is where that
May 12 2005 10:55PM
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$1080PLP$
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is someones vagina sore?



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Cos I know what I've gotta do
I couldn't stop now even if I wanted to
They told me give it up its impossible
Never bury my head in the sand like the ostrich do
And I'm young and I still got a lot to prove
I can't stop won't stop unstoppable
May 12 2005 11:26PM
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godsDun
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i like foreground foilage. too bad it's not cool anymore.

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May 13 2005 12:28AM
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$1080PLP$
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also dave when are you going to go back to school and learn to spell?



.:Tyler:.
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Cos I know what I've gotta do
I couldn't stop now even if I wanted to
They told me give it up its impossible
Never bury my head in the sand like the ostrich do
And I'm young and I still got a lot to prove
I can't stop won't stop unstoppable
May 13 2005 8:50PM
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Anathema
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it's foliage

FOH-LEE-AGE

not

FOIL-AGE


stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin
(dfp represent)


keep it real.
May 13 2005 9:02PM
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freeskier1316
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ok what the hell


'kevin whyed nils pull you out?' 'Cuz i was touchin bitches.' 'No seriously why did he put scott in for you.' 'Scott doesn't touch bitches.'

Viva Candide
May 13 2005 9:06PM
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Jibtech
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May 13 2005 9:14PM
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Rogge
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this is amazingly entertaining however I'm waiting for the "Official Josh Berman Rebuttle"



take a shower and shine your shoes
you got no time to lose
you are young men and ya must be livin'
May 13 2005 9:32PM
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Jibtech
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There will be no rebuttle, I told you, I nixed him when he came over for dinner at my place the other night.











May 13 2005 9:43PM
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*shidasha*
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All I have to say is "GAY DAVE"

shibangbang!
May 15 2005 1:41PM
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skierman_number1
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You've been on here long enough to realize that the majority of people on here suffer from severe A.D.D. ;)

May 15 2005 2:02PM
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Newschooler45
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GAY DAVE


GAY

DAVE


GAY DAVE

May 15 2005 2:22PM
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freelowda
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Its all true.
(Associated Press)
On saturday, May 14th a bloated human body (later indentified by dental records to be Josh Berman) was found off the pacific coast by Mexican border authorities. Unnamed FBI officials have suspected foul play due to high levels of "tamoxiafillioiknen" or basic household rat poison was found in the chemical reports. Further forensic investigation is underway at this time. Several witness reports have the victim leaving Mammoth Lakes, CA for a quick trip visiting folks in the greater San Diego area. Further details be become known as this case unfolds.

May 15 2005 3:31PM
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mckeeman
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I am looking forward to bermans rebuttle because its probably gonna cause levin to think up some ridiculous re-rebuttle that will systematicly cause NS to implode with the online post of "ha ha"

work to live...not live to work. work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101 ...i didnt do it
May 15 2005 4:10PM
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knotbox
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berman thinks he is napoleon bonaparte when really he is a no joke napoloen the third of the 1850's. Who was a very stupid talentless man that lost the mineral rich provinces of alcase and lorraine to bismark in his quest to unifiy the german states through a combination of war from 1864-71. where as levin is more of one of napoleon bonapartes generals under which means a certain boy that is out of pocket is going to die very soon.

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Im not outta line your outta line the whole frikin system is outta line and when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo and find out its your best friends face, well guess what marge its chinatown.
May 18 2005 6:07AM
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Aerozol
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hey lets loosen up guys. LOL!
everyone loves a LOL!

If I had more energy, I'd burn that young mans face
May 18 2005 6:34AM
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lineskier07
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i think his stuff is sick but not as cool as steve winters hahahaha

suckers

this is it, this is REALLY gunna hurt
May 18 2005 2:17PM
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