try this one - would you rather be raped in the ass by a rather well-hung individual named Ramone, or walk home 6 miles with both your legs broken?
and yes, Ramone would give you a ride home afterwards. he's a rapist, not an asshole.
'yeah line stuff blows, i got a pair of the new pollards and once i took the wrapper off they spontaneously combusted' - schlonginatorjunk
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