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World most common lies?

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powder_2_the_people
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 13
The checks in the mail
We wish you a merry christmas.
Youll understand when your older.
I promise it wont come in your mouth.

any more?


WWW.FACTIONSKIS.COM

Fight the Fiat!!!
May 1 2005 5:04PM
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MattMcGinnis
Posts: 2396 - Karma: 73
i love you

thats probably up there, with all the 4th graders saying it to their girlfriend and stuff.




Logic is working to stock up on premade hats so our store is closed for now. If you have a suggestion don't hesitate to e-mail me.

Logic Headware
May 1 2005 5:05PM
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Gez
Posts: 294 - Karma: 10
9 solid inches, baby......I swear!

May 1 2005 5:10PM
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powder_2_the_people
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 13
you are perfect just as you are


WWW.FACTIONSKIS.COM

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May 1 2005 5:10PM
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(Jonesy)
Posts: 2594 - Karma: 20
i love spending time talking about your wardrobe...

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later." R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
May 1 2005 5:24PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
Posts: 0 - Karma: 87
"It's just a rash"

We pay our debt sometimes.
May 1 2005 5:29PM
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NickMartini
Posts: 7761 - Karma: 8,356
^ haha "i brushed my teeth" for little kids

-Nick Martini
steptproductions.com
"Blue prints droppiing fall of 05"
liberty skis
May 1 2005 5:34PM
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powder_2_the_people
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 13
in god we trust


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May 1 2005 5:35PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
popup: 'CONGRADULATIONS! YOU'RE THE 1000000th PERSON TO VISIT THIS SITE! CLICK HERE TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!'


stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin
reppin' the dfp


keep it real.
May 1 2005 5:36PM
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powder_2_the_people
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 13
haha just had that popup weird


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May 1 2005 5:36PM
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frp1080
Posts: 1706 - Karma: 10
i love the popups that are like which one is lindsay lohan and then they have a pic of her, and like two other stars and when you click on the wrong one their like correct you've won a new tv

poop








May 1 2005 5:48PM
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cjgncjgn
Posts: 3023 - Karma: 21
i did not drink at that party - me to my rents



STFU and ski
[fat kids are harder to kidnap]
Peace
CJGN
May 1 2005 5:51PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i always find a lie for everything. my parents dont know i smoke and they didnt know that i smoked in their vehicle and one time a big fucken hole got burned in the seat and i just told them that i stopped to talk to someone and they leaned their head inside with their smoke and it fell out of their mouth and they bought it



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17


My time is winding down.............just wait for it
May 1 2005 5:53PM
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powder_2_the_people
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 13
^haha

been ther done that


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May 1 2005 5:53PM
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alpinecowboy84
Posts: 3120 - Karma: 25
well i can think of one...its called...religion

indie lovers unite! the independent music cult
May 1 2005 5:58PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
"oh my god its so big!"



'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
-Astomp17


My time is winding down.............just wait for it
May 1 2005 6:00PM
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powder_2_the_people
Posts: 1801 - Karma: 13
"i do"


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May 1 2005 6:02PM
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SteveStepp
Posts: 9529 - Karma: 20,646
"its not you, its me"



r n r n -Steve Stepp "In the Farmhouse things will be alright"
May 1 2005 6:15PM
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mattwalker
Posts: 5063 - Karma: 2,478
... swear to god man, the hooker gave the money back!...

CheeseCake - Coming 2005
May 1 2005 6:17PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
"I am not the father of Gisele's child." me to my parentz lyk evry daye!


-teddy
WWTJSD?
May 1 2005 6:33PM
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LittleJibber16
Posts: 1492 - Karma: 15
how about "ill do it later" to ur parents when they want you to do something

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w ww.patspeak.com
May 1 2005 6:51PM
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Skipig25
Posts: 10729 - Karma: 256
"bless you"

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Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski. What else is there?
May 1 2005 7:03PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
"you were the best i've ever had"
"don't worry about it"
"pay you tomorrow"
"i never borrowed that"
"i tried calling"





-Lauren
May 1 2005 7:05PM
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[~_~]
Posts: 20239 - Karma: 1,273
people always ask "Hey, hows it going?" when realy they're just trying to be nice and they really don't give a shit.

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May 1 2005 7:08PM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
or the answer to that question, "fine" when you arent feeling fine at all



mark

one good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain
May 1 2005 7:11PM
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b-ladd
Posts: 2300 - Karma: 48
dude, that was one time!

=================== fear makes it fun Before 1954, when the United States was in the middle of the Cold War, the pledge did not include a reference to God. In adding it, members of Congress said they wanted to set the United States apart from 'god
May 1 2005 7:12PM
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skierbabe420
Posts: 3339 - Karma: 21
"its all good"

half the time nothing is good at all.

~Ashley * baby since i been lovin' you, i'm about to lose my worried mind...*
May 1 2005 7:24PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
my bad

~~~~~~~~*****~~~~~~~~~ If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze i'm not even trying to be mean...but, you look borderline retarded -freerider_klo
May 1 2005 7:27PM
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SteezePatrol
Posts: 10281 - Karma: 36
....when you really think it was the other idiots fault

~~~~~~~~*****~~~~~~~~~ If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze i'm not even trying to be mean...but, you look borderline retarded -freerider_klo
May 1 2005 7:27PM
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guddgulf17
Posts: 3037 - Karma: 10
just government

we have the power to change the evil in the world. stand up and fight the obstacles between reality and your dreams. we can make a difference. all we need to do is stand together, and like a tidal wave splinters a dike, we will destroy what stands in our way


May 1 2005 7:28PM
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DunDunDun
Posts: 989 - Karma: 13
haha

lol


..your mom/momma

Wanted:
A tall, well built women with good
reputation, who can cook frog
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
shia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
But please only read lines 1, 3, and 5
May 1 2005 7:41PM
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SteveStepp
Posts: 9529 - Karma: 20,646
"i left a message on your phone"

r n r n -Steve Stepp "In the Farmhouse things will be alright"
May 1 2005 7:49PM
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dereksgirlfriend
Posts: 7 - Karma: 10
Size doesn't matter.

May 1 2005 7:54PM
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kykelly05
Posts: 1295 - Karma: 11
"I'm stayin' at a friends house"

May 1 2005 8:22PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
looks dont have anything to do with it.....

DFSC-Reprsent
May 1 2005 8:26PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
i don't have herpes

--------------------- - Good Fun With A Hand Gun Sacadelic
May 1 2005 8:27PM
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$bhill$
Posts: 800 - Karma: 10
"I think so"

"I swear I saw it"

"I thought I saw him do it but I'm not sure"

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING TALKINT ABOUT YOU FUCKING CRACK WHORE!" that one was just a brief joke which didnt work in my favor

bhill

7 Fold Ski!
May 1 2005 8:27PM
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SRskierSFS
Posts: 1476 - Karma: 124
I thought you died.^


-PAT-
May 1 2005 8:28PM
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fizzlefry
Posts: 4662 - Karma: 15
"ooohhh i knew it was your birthday, your present is just on backorder from amazon.com"

,',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',',
stickers dont stick after they've been stuck
May 1 2005 8:28PM
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--Binger--
Posts: 724 - Karma: 10
"loyd i swear i didnt call ur bitchass girlfriend"

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This my corner! Metro cant even take my mutha fuckin corner!!!
May 1 2005 8:51PM
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rightcoastskier
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 10
'yea i totally agree with u'

ok
May 1 2005 9:38PM
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winterkid33
Posts: 2267 - Karma: 52
" the land of the free"
"the home of the brave"
" he was the one kissing me"
" my ring, must have fallen off"
" were really backed up right now, maybe another time"

HIGH NORTH SESSION 3 REPRESENT
May 1 2005 10:32PM
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faah
Posts: 1576 - Karma: 13
"you're welcome"
"im sorry"
"no, its ok"
"i dont mind"



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Yeah saran wrap and a couple of rubber bands and your set for some steamy hot, safe sex action. -Mike-O

im not crazy 'cause i take the right pills everyday
May 1 2005 10:35PM
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nichole
Posts: 834 - Karma: 5
"I just don't want to have a serious relationship."

May 1 2005 10:37PM
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pink_powder
Posts: 159 - Karma: 10
i think lol is bullshit

May 1 2005 10:37PM
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MdanteL
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 16
-how was school... good
-depending on the situation ur age goes up or down, normally up.
- ur parents have no idea u drink or hook up with ppl

East Coast.
May 1 2005 10:38PM
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sugarnspice
Posts: 586 - Karma: 7
I don't like to swallow


official NS bitch
May 1 2005 10:38PM
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a-g-b
Posts: 445 - Karma: 10
i hit that
noo i dont have any home work
no i didnt break
I go huge

drop that shit like its hot!
wow thats actually really hot
May 1 2005 10:53PM
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winterkid33
Posts: 2267 - Karma: 52
lying when someone asks you what you had in poker-no one ever tells the truth about what they had.

"this seats taken"

"I love you" -people use the big L word far too often, odds are if your under 25 its just hormones makeing you think you love someone

HIGH NORTH SESSION 3 REPRESENT
May 1 2005 11:01PM
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t-man152
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 14
No daddy I havnt had a 12 guys with 10 inch penis train run on me run on me while getting doped up and smoking rocks while someone was videotaping.


pfff that one is by far the most common lie out there.

Everybody Knows that Christians dont beleive in Gravity

I intend to live forever, so far so good

If you were touched by an angel call the police.
May 1 2005 11:07PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 347
i hear tanner hall is a lie, his real name is mark glenmore

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Fomerly known as *huckster*
May 1 2005 11:10PM
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