i always find a lie for everything. my parents dont know i smoke and they didnt know that i smoked in their vehicle and one time a big fucken hole got burned in the seat and i just told them that i stopped to talk to someone and they leaned their head inside with their smoke and it fell out of their mouth and they bought it
'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'
My time is winding down.............just wait for it
fear makes it fun
Before 1954, when the United States was in the middle of the Cold War, the pledge did not include a reference to God. In adding it, members of Congress said they wanted to set the United States apart from 'god
we have the power to change the evil in the world. stand up and fight the obstacles between reality and your dreams. we can make a difference. all we need to do is stand together, and like a tidal wave splinters a dike, we will destroy what stands in our way
A tall, well built women with good
reputation, who can cook frog
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
shia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
But please only read lines 1, 3, and 5