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If u could give ur self a bj....

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garrett.
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would u do it?

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May 1 2005 12:21PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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once.

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May 1 2005 12:22PM
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french_fry
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someone on this wrote they could reach their penis with their mouth, dont remember who, but no i would not give myself a blowjob... And theres a pic of a kid owned while doing that on the internet.





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May 1 2005 12:23PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
i would



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May 1 2005 1:13PM
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SmoKinSkier
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I always heard that you would have to remove 2 of your ribs to make it physically possible. Theres no way I could suck my own dick though, no way!!

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May 1 2005 1:16PM
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Frostfired
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didnt maralin manson do that
at least that is wat iv heard

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May 1 2005 1:18PM
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Anathema
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i totally would man, ahhahaha.


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May 1 2005 1:18PM
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crooks
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a guy in red hot chili peppers got his bottom rib removed so he could


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May 1 2005 1:39PM
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hucker22
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u dont need your ribs removed, i can do it. i havnt in a while cuz im not as flexible. meh it was ok

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May 1 2005 1:41PM
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rippinbumpskier
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i wouldnt ever

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May 1 2005 1:44PM
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Forum*
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I know kid who can suck his own dick, he did it in class one time. He's also drank his own piss three occational times, twice for money.

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May 1 2005 2:44PM
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davidh
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I would probably give it a try. I've tried really hard and never really got closer than an inch or a half away


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May 1 2005 2:50PM
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johnnypsunami
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so so wrong.


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May 1 2005 3:08PM
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General_Shredgnar
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a handjobs a mans job, a blojobs a ho's job


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May 1 2005 3:26PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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^def...sucking your own dick would just be gay...think about it. you have a dick in your mouth.

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May 1 2005 3:29PM
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hucker22
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so masturbating with just be givin a hand job

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May 1 2005 3:31PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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yea but its not inside of you....think of it this way, would you stick your own dick up your ass if you could? with a bj and up your ass its both inside yoou and both gay.

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May 1 2005 3:35PM
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no

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May 1 2005 3:36PM
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johanblaze
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that's why i always wanted to be a dog.

May 1 2005 3:52PM
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frp1080
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i wouldn't, i'd never put my dick in my mouth thats wicked gay

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May 1 2005 5:28PM
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NickMartini
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i think if everyone could do it, then we all would becasue it would probably be cultually exeptable, like wakin it, but the fact that not many poeple can it would still be really gay

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May 1 2005 5:32PM
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powder_2_the_people
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id try it, then probably puke in disgust/shame/extacy


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May 1 2005 5:34PM
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bigdaddytmac
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shit yeah

May 1 2005 5:34PM
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SUpilot
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its the principal....too weird

point is there is a cock in your mouth, regardless if its yours or not its a cock in your mouth.

May 1 2005 5:44PM
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cjgncjgn
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dont need to thats y i have a gf.... so i dont hafto or even have the urge to try! go get a gf lie back and enjoy life



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May 1 2005 5:49PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 331
just because you suck dick doesnt make you gay



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May 1 2005 5:50PM
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montageskier
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I woulodnt do it. But i know a kid who can do it. Kinda gross.

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May 1 2005 5:52PM
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SUpilot
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wait what? ha

May 1 2005 5:52PM
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Lateralis
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ahahha thats what i tohught



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May 1 2005 5:55PM
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freestyle_rich
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im not game for having a mouthful of cum

May 1 2005 8:06PM
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johanblaze
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you don't have to shoot it in your mouth you sick fuck.

May 1 2005 9:03PM
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SUpilot
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haha

May 1 2005 9:17PM
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sacchettiadam
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you know everyone would. but they would never admit to it.



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May 1 2005 9:26PM
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Skibum140
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How does sucking your own dick make you gay? If thats the case then jerking off must be considered gay too.

May 1 2005 9:28PM
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Frostfired
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i ur wanker is long or u r disturbingly frexable then it is possable

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May 1 2005 9:30PM
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SUpilot
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same reason sticking a dildo in your ass makes you gay

May 1 2005 9:30PM
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Onskis1111
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"he died of a broken neck"
So?
"So he broke his neck trying to suck his own dick"


I forgot exactly how it went, that line is from clerks./ Great movie



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May 1 2005 10:04PM
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winterkid33
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I can reach but I never have...... suckin any dick isnt exactly my thing even if it is my own. but I can reach down that far

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May 1 2005 10:07PM
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johanblaze
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i was watching saving silverman today and decided to get myself a yoga book.

May 1 2005 10:08PM
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freeskier0808
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as gross as that sounds i would probly try it hahahahaha

May 1 2005 10:15PM
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pat-rickdaigle
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ummm, i'm not sure..that's a a toughy, thankfully i'll never be able to answer that question.







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May 1 2005 10:20PM
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t-man152
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I dont think I would.

being able to answer yes to the question "have you ever had a penis in your mouth?" even if it is your own is kind of weird.

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May 1 2005 10:56PM
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scientist
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i would give it a try, then feel shame afterwards

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May 1 2005 11:19PM
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(Jonesy)
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no, no cock in the mouth for me thanks

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later." R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
May 1 2005 11:28PM
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Lateralis
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hahhahha this thread is great. imagine deep throating yourself and making yourself puke all over your wing wang



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May 1 2005 11:38PM
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a-line
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^ wow not a nice image lat

May 1 2005 11:43PM
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brokenback17
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Every day

May 1 2005 11:48PM
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garrett.
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the mouthfull of cum is what i wouldnt like

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May 1 2005 11:49PM
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t-man152
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if thats all thats bothering you, you just finish with your hand.


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May 1 2005 11:58PM
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SUpilot
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shit cracks me up

May 1 2005 11:58PM
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garrett.
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yea that would suck

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May 2 2005 12:31AM
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