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Kids That Ruin Skiing: Example #1

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scofield
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so my friend Andrew Johnson gave me his 2002 Scratch FS's to sell on here. A kid with the NS name of "andrewh" said he would like to buy them for $180. He said he lived in Keene and that he would drive to my house to get them. So he and his brother show up around 10pm one night and he says "Oh, well I only have $100 dollars on me." Being the simpleton I am, I thought I would allow him to pay the rest later because I trusted a fellow NSer. So I gave him the skis and he gave me the $100. He never responded back to me whenever I asked for the remainder of the money. So about a month later, I'm skiing at Sunapee with Brady Perron and Andrew Johnson when we spot the Scratch FS's.. Andrew says he knows those are his skis and that he's positive. Later on that day, we are in line for the lift and "andrewh" cuts the entire line to try to get with us ( not knowing it was me yet ) but when he gets 5 feet away, he realizes it and turns back. Later on that day, we spot him in the park and decide to talk to him. He denied that he owed me any money at all and refused to pay me anymore. We decided to not care right now because he was to hideous to look at (I have a picture of him but I dont know where it is). Recently, I've been getting dumb messages from him for no apparent reason such as:

Date Sent: April 26 2005 01:14:57 - (read)
andrewh* --> NewSkool450*
ypu b walkin sideways left right and center


Date Sent: April 26 2005 01:15:40 - (read)
andrewh* --> NewSkool450*
you b likckin twat up in yur dome like jiminy
krumb sn atchin fool

Date Sent: April 26 2005 01:33:02 - (read)
andrewh* --> NewSkool450*
fuck oyou
bitch
you try and front but yypuaint got shit bitch

Date Sent: April 27 2005 23:51:48 - (read)
andrewh* --> NewSkool450*
you step and you'll get fucked up
cum snatcha

Date Sent: April 30 2005 16:19:06 - (read)
andrewh* --> NewSkool450*
hope you have enough money in your budget to repair your windows when the skis come back through them
bItCH


He sent this messages without me even responding to one.



Then I told him I knew people in Keene that would fuck him up (lie.) So he got his friends "TEKMOB"? to fight for him. They would IM me with various messages ranging from:

"we-z be da TEKKKKKKMMOOBBB"
"lock ya dooryaz nigga"
"andrew will KILL u"
"we will stomp u out 2 say da SLEAST"

according to TEKMOB, Sleast is a new word meaning "slightest" and "least"




why can't we all just get along and not speak ebonics?


Enom Headwear.. If you're gonna ride twins, cover your head
Apr 30 2005 5:05PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
better yet, if you see him again, just take the skis.

-Pat
www.wbpfilms.com
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May 1 2005 10:49AM
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sacchettiadam
Posts: 2930 - Karma: 31
you should of took him when he went in for lunch



red bull, it gives you wings!
May 1 2005 10:49AM
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scofield
Posts: 7973 - Karma: 2,466
thats my 1 and only plan

Enom Headwear.. If you're gonna ride twins, cover your head
May 1 2005 10:51AM
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rippinbumpskier
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 23
do u are u ppl that illiterate to not read that hes 14 and the kid is 18 and is a lot bigger than him jesus dont call him a pussy i doubt half of u would have started a fight with him

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit" "you think you can do this to me? You mothafuckers will be playing basketball in pelican bay, when i get finished with you. Shoe program nigga, 23 hour lockdown. Im the man up in this piece.youll never see the light of day again. who u think u fuckin with im the police.i run shit up in here you just live here.yea thats rite u better walk away.u all walk away cuz ima burn this mother down. KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON ME
May 1 2005 10:56AM
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Jessbuff
Posts: 2685 - Karma: 17
Where is Keene? First off, I wanna go run his ass down with my car, secondly, how many ppl live there? Cuz based on his name Andrewh, I'm guessing that his first name is andrew and his last name starts with an "H." And with a description like that, how hard can it be to find this guy?

I say someone in the area go wreck this kid.

'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me) "Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks." (Skierman)
May 1 2005 10:57AM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
Keene is in the Southwest cornere on new hampshire. good sized town. probably not super hard to track down because there are a lot of NS members from keene.

-Pat
www.wbpfilms.com
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May 1 2005 10:58AM
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Jessbuff
Posts: 2685 - Karma: 17
Lets bust this fuckers ass then! Road trip to NH, any O-towners wanna go wreck this kid?

'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me) "Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks." (Skierman)
May 1 2005 11:04AM
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ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
yeah you should def. take the bindings off those skis, then when he ocmes out and is like "WTF?" you come out of hiding and tell him to give you the $80 and he won't and he ill start bitching. Then you tell him to give you more money just to keep the skis. He will bitch, then get all of your friends and beat the shit out of him and take the skis.

YOu could call the police too. You will get the skis back and his parents will beat the shit out of him for you.



Imagine the ns outcry if u(lateralis) were banned. There would be countless threads and petitions to bring u back, it would be like when treadway got banned from whistler. Someone would probably make and sell 'Free Lateralis' stickers and shit. -j
May 1 2005 11:43AM
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jksl
Posts: 12726 - Karma: 737
connor, these "gangstas" who speak "ebonics" don't type that internet abbreviation crap, and way to lie about not responding to any of those messages, of course you did
you got played so just deal with it bitch

-Jeff
May 1 2005 11:58AM
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TKMB
Posts: 1408 - Karma: 10
NONE of this:

"we-z be da TEKKKKKKMMOOBBB"
"lock ya dooryaz nigga"
"we will stomp u out 2 say da SLEAST"

was actually said. your makin shit up you little bitch.

May 1 2005 12:10PM
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TKMB
Posts: 1408 - Karma: 10
one thing that did get said, by "newschool450" was:

"your impersonating travis heed he will stomp you out"

you dont got any idea what the fuck your talkin about.

May 1 2005 12:12PM
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wuestinator
Posts: 2394 - Karma: 15
if i lived near you i would help you out. fuck him.



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May 1 2005 12:16PM
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1080chubs
Posts: 1001 - Karma: 28
^ go cry about it man, no1 cares if he made some things up like that, no1 is going to take you seriously anyways just because you claim to be in a goup called the "tek mob" pretty stupid if you ask me. the thing is that your friend was a dick and jacked someone out of 80$, normally not bad, but he was a skiier and was helping him out. so way to be

May 1 2005 12:16PM
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TKMB
Posts: 1408 - Karma: 10
no no no, i'm not crying. just pointing out that not everything this kid says is accurate.

May 1 2005 12:50PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 917
how the fuck do you know?

(zach)




free xbox?or an iPod?
May 1 2005 12:55PM
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pink_powder
Posts: 159 - Karma: 10
well ifhe had $100 u should have jus given him the skies with no bindings

but ya that realy sucks

May 1 2005 12:56PM
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pierceme
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
u should take a shit on the hood of his car. Thats how i get back at all my enemys.





I ski at the crappiest hill ever...
May 1 2005 1:11PM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
i got your back bro. we can try and ruin these kids forever. oh and you should have stolen the skis back when he was eatin lunch. that would have been hilariouse to watch him look for them all scared and shit.

OHIO SUPERCOMMANDOS
May 1 2005 1:13PM
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andrewh
Posts: 651 - Karma: 80
a few corrections from the man of the hour
a)120$ was exchanged for the 3-4yr.old skis
b)i stepped to you at sunapee and you backed down claimin you might brake a nail or get a mark on all the gay shit your parents by you
c)you got the clap
bitch.

May 1 2005 1:36PM
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andrewh
Posts: 651 - Karma: 80
kids that ruin skiing example #2:
sassy little pre pubescent kids that claim their "gangster"(exhibit a)
a) "you see the most gangsterest skier you have ever seen wearing the mostest gangster stuff, you know Bon Bons is in your presence"
-Bon Bons
**Stept Productions**
Enom Headwear.

but as soon as shit arises they run to the safety of their keyboards and start spittin shit in hopes that one of his cronies will take care of his problems for him
bitch please




May 1 2005 1:46PM
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ForestryIs8nice
Posts: 745 - Karma: 40
shut the fuck up

May 1 2005 1:59PM
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pierceme
Posts: 1483 - Karma: 11
hahahahahahahahahaha!!! did u just make fun of him for acting gangster??? ur a fag dude.





I ski at the crappiest hill ever...
May 1 2005 2:11PM
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andrewh
Posts: 651 - Karma: 80
precisely he acts hard but when it comes to push and shove he wont do shit


May 1 2005 2:19PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
hahahahahahaha that would be awsome



"do where'd ur bindings go?"

"yeah do where are your bindings?"




hahahahahahahaha

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if your going to bang twins, cover your head!

If your on your knees...rep the steeze!

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May 1 2005 2:21PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
ok honestly, that one confused the shit out of me

does any1 no the name of the song that goes WHOOHO! dunananna WHOOHO!skierdude11 please... that is not a question... it is a quote. i know the song. and no, most of you have it wrong anyway.
May 1 2005 2:22PM
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hanklambo
Posts: 6422 - Karma: 233
lame of that bitch ass motha fucka ass motha sucka ass, should fucking knifed his sorry ass when you saw him man

4frnt, Poniverus, Hestra, Anon, Swix, Ambush
May 1 2005 2:30PM
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andrewh
Posts: 651 - Karma: 80
correction bons replied to everyone i.e.
NewSkool450* --> andrewh*
actually im in debt 3000 dollars cause ive byin mad dildos on genital creme online

andrewh* --> NewSkool450*
the reason your in such debt is because you fuckin spend your money on bullshit material shit hopin to boost your spirits but you just learn that your a 14 year old whos never touched pussy in his life
you need to get a taste of the cunt
slug.

NewSkool450* --> andrewh*
i have never touch pussy but thats not the point.. You need to pay me so i can get Sextoys.com off my ass



May 1 2005 2:32PM
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andrewh
Posts: 651 - Karma: 80
set the record straight.
ive always plannd on payin this fool
you dont know this kid and if you did
you might understand whyve been fuckin with his mind so much
hes never tryed to establish a money exchange after our initial meeting other than gettin my parents to sign a check or some shit
but unlike his, my parents dont sling money here and ther for their kids material goods
so regardless of whether he gets paid or not, which he will,'
bon bons is still a trademark
crab nigga

May 1 2005 3:02PM
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davidh
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dude. November 7th is a fuckin long time to have always intended on paying him. It's may now. That's almost a half year. Pay up asshole.

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'girls are cruel and unusual, like pou
May 1 2005 3:28PM
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General_Shredgnar
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 34
Your comments have once again secured the fact that you're a cumslobbering prick whore


'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'
May 1 2005 3:30PM
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General_Shredgnar
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(intended to andrewh)


'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'
May 1 2005 3:31PM
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wuestinator
Posts: 2394 - Karma: 15
just pay him and get over it. you owe him money plain and simple, there should be no reason to give him any shit.



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May 1 2005 3:55PM
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jtski
Posts: 805 - Karma: 21

that kids a dick for stealing your shit, and the tekmob is gay..buut

you shouldnt trust anyone you just meet when it comes to money.

but you still should kill him

G R I P S E T
May 1 2005 5:37PM
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t-mack101
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yeah fuck his shit up with a bunch a guys and say what up fag

i got gorilla steeze on the race course
May 2 2005 8:25AM
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nsnski240
Posts: 1623 - Karma: 15
u r so kewl 4 using 3 lttr wrds!! I wish i wus like u!

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what a guy... YEAHHHHHH GREG TUFFELMIRE! 1260!! AHHHH!

Land Shark eeee eee eeeee
May 2 2005 8:43AM
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Mima
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Damn , I would have been so pissed off if someone had done anything like that to me. You should try to steal them back. Though that could be a bitch now , since he is most likley reading through this thread atm.

Well goodluck

May 2 2005 2:45PM
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skogenjake
Posts: 6685 - Karma: 511
steal them back. AND find his car and piss in the gas tank. or sugar or something. honestly i would just tell everyone you know about it. everyone you ski with. get them to hate on him. when he hits something get everyone to yell "YOUUUU SUCCCKKKK" and laugh. demorilize him. if he doesnt pay, steal them back and leave 100 bucks in the snow. i would.


back to the original
May 2 2005 3:17PM
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Freestyla_01
Posts: 8586 - Karma: 34
Should've stolen them back for sure.

--- It's the batontwirlertwistshakebakecakeholehumperdinkkink rail.
May 2 2005 5:52PM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
i agree totally..i hate those fuckers

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it's actualy not legal to shoot someone for coming on your property. Not all people from america are jackass rednecks. Just our president
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May 2 2005 8:56PM
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skier4life159
Posts: 614 - Karma: 10
were they speaking english? You should have just kicked his ass when u had the chance.

May 2 2005 8:59PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
"ypu b walkin sideways left right and center"

"you step and you'll get fucked up
cum snatcha"

"hope you have enough money in your budget to repair your windows when the skis come back through them bItCH"

hahahahah! hes funny. let him have the skis.

May 2 2005 9:07PM
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EastcoastAR5
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 15
why didnt you curb stomp him when you had the chance?



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sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
May 2 2005 9:24PM
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EastcoastAR5
Posts: 2721 - Karma: 15
you should have taken one of the skis because he paid you half the money.



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sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
May 2 2005 9:26PM
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Girays_Brother
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andrewh, u sound like the only bitch here, u fucking rip off a 14 year old kid when he was doing a fucking favor for u, letting u get away with only half the payment, then u confront him about it, he should be the one confronting u and no he will not kick ur ass and will back down, but hes fucking 14 ur what? 17 or 18, ur a bitch

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May 2 2005 10:24PM
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